Not Dead Sexy--Just Dead August 13, 2009
Posted by Marta at August 13, 2009 10:19 AM | Permalink | Comments ( 30 ) | TrackBack
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leather Axe spoof Eau D' Abattoir Instinct
I have no idea what Axe was thinking, but have you guys heard about the company's new leather-inspired "Instinct" fragrance? WTF.
I mean really, here's a brief list of things that aren't sexy:
- Dudes wearing dead, chemically-preserved animal skins (yup, that's leather)
- Dudes wearing something that's supposed to smell like dead, chemically-preserved animal skins
- Dudes who think that wearing either of the above would attract girls

Who could resist the essence of blood, guts, urine, feces, and fear all bottled up? Yeah ... disgusting. Just like "Instinct" is—only "Eau D'Abattoir" shows the truth behind a cruelty industry.
A little advice for the guys: If you're looking to get yourself a lady, try cooking her a delicious vegan dinner. Compassion is sexy—wearing (or smelling like) dead animals is not.
People for the Ethical Treatment of ... Dancers? April 29, 2009
Posted by Marta at April 29, 2009 3:59 PM | Permalink | Comments ( 8 ) | TrackBackI absolutely love Dancing with the Stars. It's so addicting and fun to watch—not to mention inspiring. Not that I start waltzing all over my apartment, but you get what I mean.
Anyway, check out this hilarious spoof that the cast did of our "Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" ad series. Amazing:
I totally have crushes on Mark and Derek, so I love it! What do you think?








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