hmm how about:
real girls know pigs are smarter than dogs.?
or real meat is real gross.?
or real girls keep it veggie.? (i like this one.)
or real girls keep it vegan.?
or real girls hate Tony Romo.? (funny.!)
real girls keep it natural
real hair instead of clip ons
real natural fibers in clothing
real brains instead of publicists
real food instead of animals/friends
i dont understand why this is such a big deal. who are we to judge other people based on their clothing choices? have ANY of you met jessica in real life? for all you know, she could be the nicest person you have ever met. just because someone eats meat, does that make them a bad person? you have to understand that you are sinking to a new low when you criticize people for their food choices. i myself am a vegetarian, and i believe that eating meat is wrong, but i also believe that you shouldnt come to conclusions about people just because their t-shirt has a slogan that you don't like on it.
*Real girls go vegan
*Reals girls know facts
*Real girls help animals
*Fake girls eat meat, Real girls eat tofu
*Real girls know the difference between tuna and chicken
*Real girls don't play stupid for tv entertainment
*Real girls help animals not promote people to eat them
*Real girls go vegan
*Reals girls know facts
*Real girls help animals
*Fake girls eat meat, Real girls eat tofu
*Real girls know the difference between tuna and chicken
*Real girls don't play stupid for tv entertainment
*Real girls help animals not promote people to eat them
real girls support their local trappers and hunters because they understand that it is neccesary for a healthy population so the animals don't die from lack of food and cannibalism
vegans do it better
real creatures, real pain, real animals
real assholes eat real meat
kiss our ass, we eat grass(haha)
real girls love animals
fake people eat meat
fatty meat= fatty bodies.
Real Girls Don't Eat Real Meat
Real Girls Know Eating Meat Is Wrong
Real Girls Eat Tofu Not Meat
Hamburger: $10
Steak: $15
Chicken Leg: $5
Thinking you're a good singer while you're not: Priceless
i dont understand why this is such a big deal. who are we to judge other people based on their clothing choices? just because someone eats meat, does that make them a bad person? you have to understand that you are sinking to a new low when you criticize people for their food choices. i myself am a vegetarian, and i believe that eating meat is wrong, but i also believe that you shouldnt come to conclusions about people just because their t-shirt has a slogan that you don't like on it.
Posted by: Faith at June 18, 2008 4:04 PM
Hey Faith-Hello??! You are a walking contradiction! Jessica was criticizing non meat eaters with her shirt. Clothing choices?? Last time I checked, wearing a t-shirt that says "real girls eat meat" is an attack on anyone that doesn't eat meat and a little bit more than the simplicity of a "clothing choice". I wonder if the shirt had been racial if you would be making the same statements on her behalf??! So Jessica eats meat, that is her choice just like it is our choice not to. She took it over the line and insulted non meat eaters and that is not cool. Jessica became popular from literally being laughed at for what she portrays as her true self. That says more than any stupid t-shirt ever could. This conversation has already wasted too much of my time.
Here's the one you should send Jessica "Real girls eat meat? No wonder you're divorced... You're not supposed to bite, ouch!" or "Pamela Anderson is hotter than you"... or send her both if you wanna be mean,
But here's my nice shirt slogans for her
"Real stupid Jessica"
"Real girls support PETA"
"Real girls eat their veggies"
"Real girls spread the word... (on back) GO VEG!"
"Real girls are sick of meat eaters... (on back) so are cows"
"Real girls can change... (on back) So can you GO VEG!"
before i get slandered,i'm a vegan okay.
keep that in mind.
jessica simpson has every right to eat meat.it's not illegal,though it is morally wrong in my opinion.
It is her right to wear shirts like that.they don't have cursing on them or lewd pictures.It may very well offend lots of people,the fact that,particularly peta and peta2 involved,vegans and vegetarians are "allowed"to wear their propaganda on their shirts..I'm also sure Jessica Simpson has never harassed anyone i n the street because of their wardrobe choices or their dietary consumption.
it's unrealistic to expect the entire world to stop eating meat.it has been part of man kind's diet AND other animal's diets since the dawn of time.All that really is the issue in my opinion is cruelty in killing and the over population of certain animals,as well as the over population of humans,and greed.
I am a vegan,not because I think there is anything particularly wrong with eating dairy and meat products,but because I have an alergy that could kill me if i ate any animal products.
Real girls hug animals.
Real meat makes you dumber.
Real girls don't eat tuna/chiken.
Real girls are better than girls who eat meat.
Real dumb blondes eat meat... sorry tuna that's chiken.
Real girls don't murder animals.
Real vegeterians are sexy.
Real girls hate Jessica Simpson.
Real girls eat TOFU!
Real girls hate KFC!
Hey Jessica! When was the last time you ordered chicken Fins? Dang. she is stupid. if you gusy make a shirt just like the one she is wearing, only you have "stupid" stuck in there i would buy it.
"meat sucks and so do my records"
"real meat is real murder"
"the meat i eat is as fake as my dumb sisters nose"
or how about "real girls show compassion" easy enough.
real girls go veg
real girls know the difference between chicken and tuna, and eat neither
real girls know that buffalo dont have wings
real girls have real boobs
real girls are smarter than jessica simpson
I just gotta say, I love Calyn's T-shirt idea "Real Girls Fake It." Of course, it would have to have a pic of tofu or some fake meat (that is obvious enough for people to get what it is.). Good one, Calyn!
I agree with Faith. I am a vegetarian also, but we all know that Jessica Simpson is a dope. Other people do eat meat, and not matter how cruel it is, or what we think of it, they won't change. I am the only one who doesn't eat meat in my family, so am I supposed to ridicule and poke fun at them too? I think not.
Jessica is not as stupid as she lets on. She knows that animals suffer miserable lives and deaths for the sake of meat, but posting about how stupid she is, makes us look stupid.
Criticizing people for things that you don't believe in, makes you no better than they are.
Real Smart Girls Eat Fake Meat
Real Girls Don't Eat Dead Animals
Real Girls Save Chicks
Vegan/Vegetarian Girls Are Real Awesome
Real Girls Save Animals. Go Veg!
Real Girls Aren't Real Dumb
I dont love Jessica Simpson and I fully support the veg life style. However, I dont think its productive to post a comment saying Jessica Simpson should be killed and eaten. All that does is make you look like a heartless, cruel person. Which can not be a true statement based on your love of animals. Dont give PETA the bad name that so many meat-eaters associate with it. I think many of the sugesstions on this page were funny, and smart, but the personal attacks on her only make the situation worse.
Jessica Simpson asking about the tuna:
"Simpson: Is this chicken what I have, or is it fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says Chicken. By the sea. Is that stupid?
[Long pause]
Simpson: What? Don’t make fun of me right now. I’m not in the mood.
Lachey: You act like you’ve never had tuna before.
Simpson: I’ve had tuna fish, like, sandwiches and stuff, like this.
Lachey: Baby, you and I have eaten tuna like this before.
Simpson: Why is it called "Chicken by the Sea"? Or "in the Sea"?
Lachey: "Chicken of the Sea" is the brand.
Simpson: Oh.
Lachey: You know, 'cause a lot of people eat tuna, it's like a lot of people eat chicken?
Simpson: Oh. I understand now. I read it wrong."
Real Meat is destroying the Earth
(I liked this next point! I changed it a little to fit my context.)
Real Meat=Product of Real Sick Animals
+ MORE THAN 1/3 of all raw materials
&fossil fuels used in the U.S.
+ Greenhouse Gases > all the cars&trucks in the world combined
+ Real Rainforests destroyed
= Waste Creating_Energy Consuming_Methane Producing_Real Deforestation + Real wildlife killed +
Why?
The numbers don't add up. Boycott the commercial meat industry, (if you don't get it, Jessica Simpson, just trust those of us that can figure out which animal you are eating.. out of a labeled can.)
Real Meat + Real People = Systematic Destruction = Not Real Smart
I wanted to put all this info up for people on here commenting about vegetarians kiling the rainforests and whatnot.
Real Meat requires a Real Big amount of Space (that gets over-packed with unsanitary animals) & Energy & often times drugs & so on
to force animals (a likely diseased species that creates bacteria and waste, loves their offspring, can bleed, get many diseases and infections) into
unhealthy, unnatural conditions,
to continually breed
& to get entirely exploited by the commercial meat industry
Won't fit on a shirt unless the text gets small!
But here's my size anyway
medium, though I'll wear which ever size. :)
Real women would rather go naked then eat meat.
Real women aren't plastic.
Real women care more about others than themselves.
PETA endorses real women for a real cause.
Medium
I agree real girls don't eat meat that is cruel and makes you fat too.I wear size Large in case I win.Thanks Peta for all you do.You are #1 on my space friends.
Real girls don't support cruelty
Real girls know what you eat has nothing to do with it
Real girls don't eat animals
Real girls do their own research before making a stupid statement
Real girls respect all living creatures and don't refer to them as meat.
real girls care and love animals, not eat them or use their ...by products plus size 3x yes even us big girls choose not to eat any kind of animal or its byproduct. i do a lot of volunteer work for peta, aspca and i would love to wear this shirt it will be big enough for everyone to see and read and maby come on over to our side, also its a nightmare finding affordable shirts that are for a cause that i believe in. please take me into conciderationfor this shirt i would weare it very proudthanks again size3-4xxx thank you,donna
Amazing!
Posted by: Sarah | June 18, 2008 2:59 PM
What do you expect from a bimbo who lives under her daddy's thumb?
Posted by: Elizabeth | June 18, 2008 3:14 PM
oh that is priceless
Posted by: Anonymous | June 18, 2008 3:15 PM
real girls join peta
Posted by: Amanda Peterson | June 18, 2008 3:16 PM
Real Girls Fake It.
Posted by: Calyn | June 18, 2008 3:16 PM
Dumb Girls Eat Meat
Real Girls Know Where It Comes From
Tshirt size:
Girls skinny, Large
Guys Small
Posted by: Emily | June 18, 2008 3:16 PM
Real girls.
Real soy.
Real happy.
Posted by: Miss Sam | June 18, 2008 3:16 PM
thank god.
Posted by: danielle | June 18, 2008 3:16 PM
Real Girls Hate Meat
small
Posted by: Jordan Hill | June 18, 2008 3:16 PM
Real girls eat fake meat.
=]
Youth Large.
Posted by: Bree Anna | June 18, 2008 3:17 PM
Real animals deserve a real life.
shirt size: medium in womens
Posted by: devie | June 18, 2008 3:17 PM
Carrie Underwood: beautiful, vegan, knows difference between chicken and tuna.
Posted by: Zachary Burden | June 18, 2008 3:18 PM
Real girls eat tofu
Posted by: Nicole | June 18, 2008 3:19 PM
How about...Real blonds don't eat chuna. That'd confuse Jessica even more. Chuna is my word for chicken and tuna.
Posted by: Jasmine | June 18, 2008 3:19 PM
Real Meat Comes From Real Sick Animals
Real Girls Fake it
Real Animals Feel Real Pain
Real Meat is Real Mean
Posted by: Hilary | June 18, 2008 3:20 PM
Real Girls Have Hearts so Real Girls go Veg!
(girl) Medium
Posted by: Brittany Underwood | June 18, 2008 3:20 PM
"Real girls aren't real dumb" HAHAHA, favorite. xDxDxD
Mine: Meat is So Two Years Ago.
Posted by: kristina. | June 18, 2008 3:20 PM
Real Meat Comes From Real Sick Animals
Real Girls Fake it
Real Animals Feel Real Pain
Real Meat is Real Mean
Shirt size - Small
Posted by: Hilary | June 18, 2008 3:20 PM
Oh, my shirt size is large.
Posted by: Jasmine | June 18, 2008 3:21 PM
Real Girls Eat Words
My Chicken is Dolphin Friendly
Fake Meat Real Boobs
Meat = Daisy Don't
(uk 14!)
Posted by: Lea | June 18, 2008 3:21 PM
real meat is for zombies i eat fake meat
real girls eat veggies
real girls arnt mindless blond meat eating zombies
Posted by: chelcey vachon | June 18, 2008 3:21 PM
"Is this stupid,
or is this meat?"
Posted by: Casey Marlin | June 18, 2008 3:21 PM
Real girls have real tits.
Posted by: Nathan | June 18, 2008 3:21 PM
real girls know tuna doesn't cluck.
T-shirt size:
grils medium
Posted by: Sarah | June 18, 2008 3:22 PM
Real girls like to beat on meat too, watch out boys.
Medium Guys
Posted by: Kyle Noda | June 18, 2008 3:23 PM
"Real Girls Eat Cruelity Free"
"Real Girls Go Vegan"
"Real Girls Eat Tofu"
"Real Girls Go Green"
"Real Girls Are Eco-friendly"
"Mean Girls Eat Meat"
Size Medium
Posted by: Tabitha | June 18, 2008 3:23 PM
real meat is for zombies i eat fake meat
real girls eat veggies
real girls arnt mindless blond meat eating zombies
shirt size=small
Posted by: chelcey vachon | June 18, 2008 3:23 PM
Real girls are meat-free.
Posted by: Anonymous | June 18, 2008 3:24 PM
hmm how about:
real girls know pigs are smarter than dogs.?
or real meat is real gross.?
or real girls keep it veggie.? (i like this one.)
or real girls keep it vegan.?
or real girls hate Tony Romo.? (funny.!)
size: (i think) small
Posted by: nancy | June 18, 2008 3:25 PM
Real Girls, Real Bodies
Fill them up with Real Food
Posted by: gabbie turner | June 18, 2008 3:25 PM
Smart girls go veg
Posted by: Emily | June 18, 2008 3:25 PM
Real girls know the difference between chicken and tuna
Posted by: Anonymous | June 18, 2008 3:25 PM
only zombies eat flesh
real girls dont
Posted by: kyndle | June 18, 2008 3:26 PM
Real girls eat their veggies
Shirt size=medium
Posted by: Wendy | June 18, 2008 3:26 PM
Real Girls Care about real animals
womans med
Posted by: Faith | June 18, 2008 3:27 PM
Real girls save lives :]
size -->adult small.
Posted by: Megan | June 18, 2008 3:27 PM
If real girls eat meat... why don't they know the difference between chicken and tuna Jessica?
Youth Large ;)
Posted by: Katie Jo | June 18, 2008 3:29 PM
Real girls know that chickens have wings not fins
Meat is so 15,000 BC
Real girls are vegetarian/vegan
shirt size: girl Xl
guys:small
Posted by: jennifer | June 18, 2008 3:29 PM
REAL MEAT EATS JESSICA SIMPSON :D
Actually I think it's just a shirt, fashion without a true statement. Somebody should make her a shirt that says: Real singer do not sing playback
Posted by: Rene | June 18, 2008 3:29 PM
REAL GIRLS EAT THE REAL THING!!!!
people are always going to eat meat despite what peta does
you veggies are eating the rainforest!!!
Posted by: roxy | June 18, 2008 3:31 PM
Real Girls Eat Tofu.
small
Posted by: April | June 18, 2008 3:31 PM
Clever girls eat veggies
Clever girls eat tofu
youth large
Posted by: Ruby | June 18, 2008 3:31 PM
"Real cowboys love Cows, NOT EAT THEM"
{GO VEG!}
Posted by: angie wood | June 18, 2008 3:31 PM
Real Girls Eat Veggies
tshirt size:
girls large
or
guys medium
Posted by: Michelle | June 18, 2008 3:32 PM
Real Girls Eat Soy
size youth large
Posted by: hadley hutchens | June 18, 2008 3:33 PM
"Real WOMEN show compassion."
Posted by: Victoria | June 18, 2008 3:34 PM
Real meat is real murder
medium
Posted by: Caro | June 18, 2008 3:34 PM
Fake Girls Eat Meat.
Youth Large/Adult Small
Posted by: Sara | June 18, 2008 3:34 PM
real girls don't eat meat
real girls have a heart
real meat sucks
medium
Posted by: rd | June 18, 2008 3:36 PM
Real Girls meet their meat before they eat!
Real Girls dont eat chicken of the sea! duuuh
sze small
Posted by: Gaby | June 18, 2008 3:39 PM
Real girls have real boobs.
shirt size: girls large.
Posted by: amanda jenkins | June 18, 2008 3:39 PM
real girls
eat meat
...if you mean real by breast implants, fake hair, and a whole lotta makeup.
Posted by: francesca | June 18, 2008 3:39 PM
I Eat Meat Like a Real Idiot.
or
Real Idiots Eat Meat.
adult small
Posted by: Kris | June 18, 2008 3:39 PM
Real Girls know that only dumb girl eat meat
(US size 6)
Posted by: laura | June 18, 2008 3:39 PM
Real Girls meet their meat before they eat!
Real Girls dont eat chicken of the sea! duuuh
sze small
Posted by: Gaby | June 18, 2008 3:40 PM
Instead of making all these slogans just say "Jessica Simpsons A Bitch".
Posted by: Gerry | June 18, 2008 3:41 PM
real girls dig peta
real girls are vegan
real girls have a brain
real girls love animals
real girls dont wear fur
women's size: small
guy's size: small
Posted by: Christina | June 18, 2008 3:42 PM
Real Girls Save Animals
shirt size= Adult M
Posted by: Jazmin | June 18, 2008 3:42 PM
Apparently eating meat can't save a marraige.
Lisa is the only Simpson I role with. Go veg!
Whether it's chicken or tuna, I'm never eating it.
Posted by: Casey Keyfauver | June 18, 2008 3:42 PM
Real girls eat soy.
---small.
Posted by: Layla | June 18, 2008 3:42 PM
"Girls Have Feelings
Real Girls Know Animals Do Too"
Size: Medium/Small
Posted by: Kira Cummings | June 18, 2008 3:43 PM
Real girls stand up for the animals not eat them
Real girls love animals and don't eat them
youth:L
adult:M
Posted by: Erin | June 18, 2008 3:45 PM
Don't be a fool
Meat's not cool
Posted by: phe | June 18, 2008 3:45 PM
Real girls keep it fake.. fake meat, fake fur.
Female-Large-Adult
Posted by: Marion | June 18, 2008 3:45 PM
I love Lea from the UK's suggestion:
"Fake Meat Real Boobs"
PRICELESS!
My suggestion is:
"Real girls are real compassionate.
(Go veg!)"
and my size is small :)
Posted by: Megan Osgood (for the ethical treatment of animals) | June 18, 2008 3:47 PM
cruel girls eat meat
smart girls go veg
Posted by: kevin | June 18, 2008 3:49 PM
Nice job everyone brilliant idea =O
um what about
"Real Girls Go Vegetarian....Fake Ones Like Jessica Simpson"
or "Definition of a real girl : one who loves animals and does not eat animals.
Definition of a fake girl : Jessica Simpson
And shirt size Youth medium (or so i think)
Posted by: Emily | June 18, 2008 3:51 PM
real girls eat meatloaf panini
Posted by: vikki | June 18, 2008 3:51 PM
OMG you need to let some things go! I can't believe you are making personal attacks on someone for wearing a shirt and making their own choices? wow
Posted by: Chris | June 18, 2008 3:51 PM
Some girls..are about as unreal as Homer.
Posted by: The K | June 18, 2008 3:52 PM
real girls dont eat chicken of the sea[especially if they dont know if its chicken or tuna]
Posted by: hallie | June 18, 2008 3:52 PM
Real girls hate Jessica Simpson
Real girls love animals (alive).
Real girl arent dumb.
Real girls with real minds.
Real girls love soy.
Real girls dance with the bears.
Real girls fight the power.
Girls that eat meat get punched in the face by REAL girls.
(i like that one emily posted.)
small.
Posted by: Nikki | June 18, 2008 3:53 PM
My favorite is Real girls eat fake meat
Real girls know better that to eat meat
Real girls love animals
Real girls dont wear shirts that say "real girls eat meat"
size:adult small
Posted by: Anonymous | June 18, 2008 3:54 PM
and of course these comments need to be approved because peta refuses to believe anything other then what THEY say.
Posted by: Chris | June 18, 2008 3:54 PM
Real girls go veg
Real girls don't kill
Real girls are against meat
Female-Medium :D
Posted by: Sassy | June 18, 2008 3:57 PM
"real men like vegetarians"
Tshirt size= womans med.
Posted by: Katie Baltzer | June 18, 2008 4:00 PM
"Real girls are compassionate.
Real girls eat greens.
Real girls love animals.
Real girls are smart.
Real girls are veg."
YAY!
Shirt Size: Men's XL :]
Posted by: Andrea | June 18, 2008 4:00 PM
"Real girls.
Real Hearts.
Fake Meat."
babydoll/female Small
Posted by: Alicia | June 18, 2008 4:00 PM
real girls keep it natural
real hair instead of clip ons
real natural fibers in clothing
real brains instead of publicists
real food instead of animals/friends
GO VEG!
adult size xl
Posted by: crystal cantrell | June 18, 2008 4:02 PM
real smart girls not only know the difference between chicken and tuna they dont eat either
Posted by: Nikki | June 18, 2008 4:02 PM
real girls know what they never told us
Posted by: kaylee hoffman | June 18, 2008 4:02 PM
i dont understand why this is such a big deal. who are we to judge other people based on their clothing choices? have ANY of you met jessica in real life? for all you know, she could be the nicest person you have ever met. just because someone eats meat, does that make them a bad person? you have to understand that you are sinking to a new low when you criticize people for their food choices. i myself am a vegetarian, and i believe that eating meat is wrong, but i also believe that you shouldnt come to conclusions about people just because their t-shirt has a slogan that you don't like on it.
Posted by: Faith | June 18, 2008 4:04 PM
"Real girls love animals."
"Real girls, really care."
Female Small
Posted by: Ally | June 18, 2008 4:04 PM
*Real girls go vegan
*Reals girls know facts
*Real girls help animals
*Fake girls eat meat, Real girls eat tofu
*Real girls know the difference between tuna and chicken
*Real girls don't play stupid for tv entertainment
*Real girls help animals not promote people to eat them
Posted by: Rose | June 18, 2008 4:07 PM
Spread the Peace, Don't Eat Meat!
I would love a size Small shirt with that cute little "woof" piggy on it!
Posted by: Lena | June 18, 2008 4:08 PM
Don't be a fool
Meat's not cool
size- medium
Posted by: Janell | June 18, 2008 4:09 PM
How aout:
"Real Men Don't Race Horses,
Real Women Don't Look Like Horses"
(then put her face next to it)
Posted by: MeL | June 18, 2008 4:11 PM
Real Girls Know Better
Real Girls Eat Tofu
Real Girls Choose Fake
Stupid Girls Eat Meat
Real Girls Care
Adult small
xD
Posted by: Alex | June 18, 2008 4:12 PM
"Real girls eat meat substitutes."
"Real girls ditch meat."
Shirt size: medium/small.
Posted by: Louise | June 18, 2008 4:12 PM
Real girls choose peta2
Real girls choose animals before meat
Real girls think meat is murder
shirt size: women's small
Posted by: Shelby | June 18, 2008 4:13 PM
REAL GIRLS DON'T SUPPORT THE ANIMAL HOLOCAUST
Posted by: Crystal | June 18, 2008 4:17 PM
Real Girls...are the exact opposite of Jessica Simpson
(my size is womens large)
Posted by: Ally Radhs | June 18, 2008 4:18 PM
Oh yea, my size is adult small
Posted by: Crystal | June 18, 2008 4:18 PM
Smart chicks go veg! ^ ^
Real girls know things.
lol
XS females.
Posted by: Brooke | June 18, 2008 4:19 PM
I really like "real girls know that chickens don't swim".
Real girls love animals, they don't eat them.
Real dumb girls eat meat
Real girls know the difference between chicken & Tuna
Real girls know how to sing
size: Large
Posted by: The Liz | June 18, 2008 4:19 PM
Real girls...
are the exact opposite of Jessica Simpson
Posted by: Ally Radhs | June 18, 2008 4:20 PM
Real bimbos eat meat
Real stupid girls eat meat
Real girls don't eat meat
shirt size: medium
Posted by: Gabby | June 18, 2008 4:25 PM
*Real girls go vegan
*Reals girls know facts
*Real girls help animals
*Fake girls eat meat, Real girls eat tofu
*Real girls know the difference between tuna and chicken
*Real girls don't play stupid for tv entertainment
*Real girls help animals not promote people to eat them
Posted by: Rose | June 18, 2008 4:27 PM
real girls know what they eat
size large
Posted by: alex | June 18, 2008 4:29 PM
"Real girls know that chickens don't swim"
ha ha ha love that one! Lets not forget about the massive amounts of leather bags she has. She makes girls look bad!
Posted by: liz | June 18, 2008 4:32 PM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/josh3ber/jessimpson.jpg
size large please
Posted by: Josh | June 18, 2008 4:32 PM
"Real girls know that chickens don't swim"
ha ha ha love that one! Lets not forget about the massive amounts of leather bags she has. She makes girls look bad!
Posted by: liz | June 18, 2008 4:32 PM
Real girls eat meat and get fat =)
Posted by: Steph T. | June 18, 2008 4:32 PM
She doesn't know the difference between a chicken and tuna? What a bimbo!
Here's mine:
Real girls fake their meat - not their bodies
Terrible compared to some of the others - you guys are so creative! XD
Size small. =]
Posted by: Natasha | June 18, 2008 4:35 PM
"Real Girls Are Not Jessica Simpson"
"Real girls dont kill for fasion"
"real girls love 'em
not eat 'em"
Posted by: Bridget | June 18, 2008 4:36 PM
how about..."IF WORTH IS JUDGED BY I.Q., REAL GIRLS SHOULD KILL & EAT JESSICA SIMPSON." lol! I love it!
girl's large, or adult medium.
Posted by: noelle | June 18, 2008 4:37 PM
real girls eat tofu
real girls know animals deserve a life.
Posted by: kevanna | June 18, 2008 4:38 PM
real girls support their local trappers and hunters because they understand that it is neccesary for a healthy population so the animals don't die from lack of food and cannibalism
Posted by: brian | June 18, 2008 4:38 PM
Real girls know the difference between chicken and tuna, and they wouldn't touch either one
Posted by: Patricia | June 18, 2008 4:39 PM
yo why wont u keep an open mind about my comment
Posted by: brian | June 18, 2008 4:39 PM
Do the one in the photo! "Real Stupid Girls Eat Meat", that would be the perfect one. I'm size medium
Posted by: Aneliese | June 18, 2008 4:41 PM
wow i got one
" Real girls know that real meat is disgusting
-go veg"
Posted by: dakota | June 18, 2008 4:41 PM
REAL DUMB GIRLS EAT MEAT
Posted by: Anonymous | June 18, 2008 4:41 PM
"Real girls know buffalo's don't have wings."
Posted by: Tiff | June 18, 2008 4:41 PM
Real girls dont hurt animals
Real girls care
Real girls dont eat meat
Real girls change peoples mind about eating meat!
Size:
Womens M
Posted by: Summer | June 18, 2008 4:46 PM
vegans do it better
real creatures, real pain, real animals
real assholes eat real meat
kiss our ass, we eat grass(haha)
real girls love animals
fake people eat meat
fatty meat= fatty bodies.
Posted by: codi | June 18, 2008 4:49 PM
Real girls don't eat buffalo or swimming chickens.
Small.
Posted by: Gabby | June 18, 2008 4:49 PM
Real Meat is real mystery.
Go Veg and know what's on your plate.
I wear The biggest size you have. always.
Posted by: jeni | June 18, 2008 4:50 PM
real girls are compassionate enough to...
leave meat off the plate!
adult medium. :-D
Posted by: Cassidy | June 18, 2008 4:52 PM
"How Does It Feel To Be Tagged For Murder Mister Cow?"
"Real Girls Enjoy Soy. "
"Tofu- 3.99
Soy milk- 4.99
Saving an animals Life.
PRICELESS."
"Hello;
I'm Vegetarian."
Sz- Med.
Posted by: Grecia | June 18, 2008 4:53 PM
Only ignorant people eat meat.
Real girls go straight for the veggies!
Adult Medium. :D
Posted by: Cassidy | June 18, 2008 4:54 PM
Real Girls Eat their veggies.
or
Real girls are Vegetarian.
or
Real girls Know that Chicken of the Sea is tuna.
Shirt size; Youth Large.
Posted by: Kim | June 18, 2008 4:57 PM
"Real girls have compassion"
Then maybe
"Go veg!"
I'm medium in unisex
Large in girls
Posted by: Lexi | June 18, 2008 5:02 PM
real vegans.. know why
real meateaters are dead
real hearts cant take it [[then put peta2.com]]
real people make real decisions....
Posted by: karley | June 18, 2008 5:09 PM
Real girls have a brain!
Large.
:)
Posted by: Jessi | June 18, 2008 5:13 PM
Real girls know the difference between Chicken and Tuna. And it's not for eating!
Posted by: Christina | June 18, 2008 5:16 PM
real girls show some ReSpEcT
peta..... like you didnt know
girls medium
Posted by: Angel | June 18, 2008 5:17 PM
Real Women Love "Meat"
women's medium :)
Posted by: kelly g. | June 18, 2008 5:23 PM
real girls dont mis-treat animals,
nor do they eat animals =))
shirt size: womens- 2x plus size....
men- x-large...
Posted by: kimberley gaines | June 18, 2008 5:23 PM
I love the "Fake meat, Real boobs"! That's so good!
"Real Girls Eat Meat,
Enlightened Women Go Veg!"
size medium
Posted by: Olivia | June 18, 2008 5:24 PM
I think there's some confusion as to what kind of meat she's referring to =P I'm sure it's not the kind you eat for nutrition...
Posted by: Daryl | June 18, 2008 5:24 PM
"Real Girls Meet Meat"
Shirt size XL
Posted by: Jenna | June 18, 2008 5:28 PM
Real Girls LOVE ALL Animals (and don't eat them).
Small
Posted by: Nichole | June 18, 2008 5:33 PM
chicken's that can swim in the sea? I'd rather eat tofu.
women's medium.
Posted by: Ashley Baxter | June 18, 2008 5:35 PM
Stupid! Eating meat makes your brains smaller
(oh wait that explains it)
womans medium
Posted by: thaianna | June 18, 2008 5:36 PM
Real girls hate Jessica Simpson!
girls xsmall
Posted by: Megan | June 18, 2008 5:37 PM
real girls aren't blonde idiots like jessica simpson. haha. :)
size: girls large
Posted by: Laura | June 18, 2008 5:37 PM
Real girls go VEGETARIAN!
(girls)Medium
Posted by: Catherine | June 18, 2008 5:38 PM
Real girls have real boobs... not just meat.
Posted by: Maya Parker | June 18, 2008 5:39 PM
Real girls pet animals, not eat them.
Size: Adult Small
Posted by: Abraham | June 18, 2008 5:43 PM
Real Girls Don't Eat Real Meat
Real Girls Know Eating Meat Is Wrong
Real Girls Eat Tofu Not Meat
Hamburger: $10
Steak: $15
Chicken Leg: $5
Thinking you're a good singer while you're not: Priceless
Size: M
Posted by: Karen | June 18, 2008 5:43 PM
Real BEAUTIFUL Girls Like Carrie Underwood DON'T Eat Meat!
Posted by: Katie | June 18, 2008 5:43 PM
Front: Real girls with real bodies . . .
Back: Don't eat real meat. Go Veg!
Size: womans small
Posted by: Katy | June 18, 2008 5:50 PM
Just Sick Of Simples. . .Jessica Simpson. . .size large
Posted by: James | June 18, 2008 5:55 PM
REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT
REAL WOMEN KNOW BETTER
Size: Men's x-large
Posted by: Alexandra | June 18, 2008 5:56 PM
Real girls keep it soy.
Posted by: Janelle | June 18, 2008 5:57 PM
Real girls love their meat live and breathing
small
Posted by: Brooke | June 18, 2008 5:59 PM
"Real girls have a heart."- Front
"Go vegan."- Back
"Real meat makes you sick and fat.
Real girls aren't sick and fat."
"Real meat is for haters.
Real lovers don't eat meat."
Women's medium I guess?
Posted by: Amanda | June 18, 2008 6:01 PM
REAL MEAT REALLY DUMB!
SMALL
Posted by: Sarah | June 18, 2008 6:02 PM
Real girls...
Know right from wrong
Can think for themselves...
and can change the world!
love PETA!
JULIE
http://www.myspace.com/frenchie19seventythree
MEDIUM! XXX
Posted by: julie walker | June 18, 2008 6:05 PM
Real Girls Hate Meat
Real Girls Eat Fake Meat
Large
Posted by: Christopher | June 18, 2008 6:12 PM
real girls are insanley awsome
BECAUSE THEY ARE SANE! ABOUT ANIMALS
Posted by: Anonymous | June 18, 2008 6:22 PM
Posted by: Faith at June 18, 2008 4:04 PM
i dont understand why this is such a big deal. who are we to judge other people based on their clothing choices? just because someone eats meat, does that make them a bad person? you have to understand that you are sinking to a new low when you criticize people for their food choices. i myself am a vegetarian, and i believe that eating meat is wrong, but i also believe that you shouldnt come to conclusions about people just because their t-shirt has a slogan that you don't like on it.
Posted by: Faith at June 18, 2008 4:04 PM
Hey Faith-Hello??! You are a walking contradiction! Jessica was criticizing non meat eaters with her shirt. Clothing choices?? Last time I checked, wearing a t-shirt that says "real girls eat meat" is an attack on anyone that doesn't eat meat and a little bit more than the simplicity of a "clothing choice". I wonder if the shirt had been racial if you would be making the same statements on her behalf??! So Jessica eats meat, that is her choice just like it is our choice not to. She took it over the line and insulted non meat eaters and that is not cool. Jessica became popular from literally being laughed at for what she portrays as her true self. That says more than any stupid t-shirt ever could. This conversation has already wasted too much of my time.
Posted by: Patty | June 18, 2008 6:28 PM
"Real Girls Eat Veat"
[you know, that delicious vegetarian meat substitute]
Men's Medium
Posted by: Kyle | June 18, 2008 7:03 PM
Here's the one you should send Jessica "Real girls eat meat? No wonder you're divorced... You're not supposed to bite, ouch!" or "Pamela Anderson is hotter than you"... or send her both if you wanna be mean,
But here's my nice shirt slogans for her
"Real stupid Jessica"
"Real girls support PETA"
"Real girls eat their veggies"
"Real girls spread the word... (on back) GO VEG!"
"Real girls are sick of meat eaters... (on back) so are cows"
"Real girls can change... (on back) So can you GO VEG!"
Womens XL
Posted by: Nicole Daniels | June 18, 2008 7:04 PM
Are you that dumb???
or is it just the meat...(front of shirt)
Go vegan!
peta.com(back of shirt)
shirt size: girly large(i think!)
Posted by: alyssa | June 18, 2008 7:10 PM
Real meat, real murder-front
Go Vegan.- back
Womens small
Posted by: Shandi | June 18, 2008 7:10 PM
(Front) Real Girls Think About The Reasons
(Back) Not To Eat Meat
(Front) Real Girls Speak
(Back) For Those Who Can't
(Front)Real Girls Don't Eat Meat
(Back) Because They Know Better
Size Medium
Posted by: Brittany Swingley | June 18, 2008 7:18 PM
Real Girls Stay Veg.
or
Real Girls Support Compassion
maybe
Real Girls are Smart Girls
Smart Girls are Vegan Girls
i like the last one best.
[no clue, medium probably.]
Posted by: Celita. | June 18, 2008 7:18 PM
Real Girlz go Veg Real Guyz like it like it
Posted by: Cycelie | June 18, 2008 7:18 PM
before i get slandered,i'm a vegan okay.
keep that in mind.
jessica simpson has every right to eat meat.it's not illegal,though it is morally wrong in my opinion.
It is her right to wear shirts like that.they don't have cursing on them or lewd pictures.It may very well offend lots of people,the fact that,particularly peta and peta2 involved,vegans and vegetarians are "allowed"to wear their propaganda on their shirts..I'm also sure Jessica Simpson has never harassed anyone i n the street because of their wardrobe choices or their dietary consumption.
it's unrealistic to expect the entire world to stop eating meat.it has been part of man kind's diet AND other animal's diets since the dawn of time.All that really is the issue in my opinion is cruelty in killing and the over population of certain animals,as well as the over population of humans,and greed.
I am a vegan,not because I think there is anything particularly wrong with eating dairy and meat products,but because I have an alergy that could kill me if i ate any animal products.
Posted by: petula | June 18, 2008 7:24 PM
"t-shirt: $20
stupid slogan: $10
eating meat: the lives of animals
looking like an idiot: priceless"
size: small
Posted by: Sabrina | June 18, 2008 7:24 PM
real girls care about animals
meduim
Posted by: destiny bee | June 18, 2008 7:51 PM
Real Meat used to be a Real Life
size: Medium
Posted by: Rebecca Down | June 18, 2008 7:58 PM
"Real girls love Cowboys who love animals."
Size: Small.
I'm not going to lie, I used to be a fan of Jessica. But when I saw her wear this shirt, I lost respect (what was left of it anyways) for her.
Posted by: Kassidy | June 18, 2008 8:38 PM
Decent people show compassion.
I would wear a unisex medium or a girly large. Thanks!
Posted by: Kim | June 18, 2008 8:43 PM
Jessica Simpson;
Eating meat doesn't make you a "real girl"
Having a heart makes you real.
And, Real Girls with Real Hearts...
Don't Eat Meat!
Posted by: Anonymous | June 18, 2008 8:59 PM
Educated girls eat soy
Oblivious girls eat meat
Size L
Posted by: Anonymous | June 18, 2008 9:27 PM
My saying:
"If Jessica Simpson wants the world to know she eats meat, then the world will know how to gain some IQ points".
Size youth large, if possible. :]
Posted by: Lauren | June 18, 2008 9:28 PM
Real Idiots eat Meat
or
Front:Real Girls get Educated
Back:Peta2.com
Size: Small
Posted by: Andrea | June 18, 2008 9:29 PM
Front:Real Girls get Educated
Back:Peta2.com
Size: Small
Posted by: Andrea | June 18, 2008 9:29 PM
Real girls hug animals.
Real meat makes you dumber.
Real girls don't eat tuna/chiken.
Real girls are better than girls who eat meat.
Real dumb blondes eat meat... sorry tuna that's chiken.
Real girls don't murder animals.
Real vegeterians are sexy.
Real girls hate Jessica Simpson.
Real girls eat TOFU!
Real girls hate KFC!
Girls XL
Posted by: lAUREN | June 18, 2008 10:27 PM
Whoops, my last comment didn't put my shirt size..
What Shirt SHOULD say:
Real Women
Eat Real Tofu
-------
Shirt Size: Men's Adult Medium
Posted by: Phil | June 18, 2008 10:57 PM
Real smart girls save the lives of more than 100 animals every year.
and that is better than all of Jessica's fame and money. how cool is that?
Size: Youth Large
Posted by: arlene | June 18, 2008 11:00 PM
Real Smart,Beautiful,Compassionate Human Beings don't eat animal products!!!
Womens Medium
Posted by: Kelsey | June 18, 2008 11:09 PM
Real Girls don't let their dad's run their lives
Posted by: Sarah | June 18, 2008 11:10 PM
Should say "Real girls can say it with their mouth. They don't need a tshirt to do it"
Posted by: Sarah | June 18, 2008 11:19 PM
Real Girls Respect Animals
I chose that because if she respects her own pets so much, she should respect every animal, Its only fair!
Medium.
Posted by: Shannon Kemp | June 18, 2008 11:24 PM
Hey Jessica! When was the last time you ordered chicken Fins? Dang. she is stupid. if you gusy make a shirt just like the one she is wearing, only you have "stupid" stuck in there i would buy it.
Posted by: Jordan | June 18, 2008 11:36 PM
Real girls have a heart. I'm a woman's size small.
Posted by: cara | June 19, 2008 12:07 AM
"real girls respect life."
"real girls know where meat comes from"
"real girls know that killing is wrong"
"real WOMEN eat tofu"
"real girls love all animals!"
adult XL
Posted by: heather | June 19, 2008 12:31 AM
I'm not so think as you dumb I am! (FRONT)
My boobs are real - my meat is NOT!!
Medium shirt size
Posted by: Suzan | June 19, 2008 12:33 AM
"Real Girls may eat meat,
But Real Smart Girls go Veg."
Girls medium
Posted by: Jessi | June 19, 2008 12:42 AM
Real Meat, real heart attack
Large womens
Posted by: Kim XXX | June 19, 2008 1:05 AM
"meat sucks and so do my records"
"real meat is real murder"
"the meat i eat is as fake as my dumb sisters nose"
or how about "real girls show compassion" easy enough.
oh yah...guys size xl...
Posted by: BigCBoss | June 19, 2008 1:11 AM
"is it chicken, or cruel(ty)?"
"is it tuna, or inhumane?"
"real girls actually care"
"your fake anyway"
youth medium.
girls large.
Posted by: Sara Sacher | June 19, 2008 1:25 AM
real girls go veg
real girls know the difference between chicken and tuna, and eat neither
real girls know that buffalo dont have wings
real girls have real boobs
real girls are smarter than jessica simpson
Posted by: claire | June 19, 2008 1:26 AM
haha. i love the chickens dont swim one. also a fan of real girls eat fake meat :) fantastic!
Posted by: Angie | June 19, 2008 2:00 AM
- Real girls don't need meat
- Real girls... (That doesn't inculde you Jess)
- Real girls + Real greens = Real good.
- Real girls. Fake meats. Really cool.
- Real girls rock the tofurky.
- Real girls dig tofu.
- Real girls go veggie
- Real girls: are In
- Meat: is so Out
- Real girls are meat free.
- Real girls go meat free.
- Tofu is a four letter word. So is sexy.
- Real girls know better.
- Real girl...puh-lease.
(Shirt size: Women's Medium)
Posted by: Marina | June 19, 2008 2:18 AM
real girls can sing
Posted by: moxi | June 19, 2008 2:40 AM
Real girls go vegetarian...-Front
Back- ...and are hotter than Jessica when making the switch.
woman's XL
Posted by: Vanessa Andrews | June 19, 2008 3:05 AM
I just gotta say, I love Calyn's T-shirt idea "Real Girls Fake It." Of course, it would have to have a pic of tofu or some fake meat (that is obvious enough for people to get what it is.). Good one, Calyn!
Posted by: David | June 19, 2008 3:25 AM
"real girls know what real girls really do do."
ORRR...
"real girls know chickens can't cluck under water."
i think i like the first one. it'd would sure confuse poor jessica, wouldn't it? XD hahaha!
Posted by: Taylor | June 19, 2008 3:40 AM
oh, and my shirt size is adult small. ^^
Posted by: Taylor | June 19, 2008 3:45 AM
"Real girls don't eat chicken OR tuna"
womans med
Posted by: Rochelle | June 19, 2008 6:24 AM
real girls
love
real animals
who love
real life
Posted by: Jetson | June 19, 2008 7:31 AM
How about something that focuses on our own choice. "Peace Vegans with ME!
my shirt size is XL
Posted by: misty | June 19, 2008 7:35 AM
REAL ANIMALS EAT JESSICA SIMPSON!
REAL GIRLS EAT REAL FOOD.
REAL GIRLS HAVE REAL FEELINGS.
size: small
Posted by: Nikolett | June 19, 2008 8:00 AM
real girls rail meat, not eat it
Posted by: steve | June 19, 2008 9:01 AM
I agree with Faith. I am a vegetarian also, but we all know that Jessica Simpson is a dope. Other people do eat meat, and not matter how cruel it is, or what we think of it, they won't change. I am the only one who doesn't eat meat in my family, so am I supposed to ridicule and poke fun at them too? I think not.
Jessica is not as stupid as she lets on. She knows that animals suffer miserable lives and deaths for the sake of meat, but posting about how stupid she is, makes us look stupid.
Criticizing people for things that you don't believe in, makes you no better than they are.
Posted by: Brittany | June 19, 2008 9:08 AM
Real girls love their veggies!
(T-shirt size small please!)
I had this silly idea:
Real girls go green! With a picture of the She-Hulk underneath, lol!
Posted by: Little_Lotte | June 19, 2008 9:21 AM
Real Smart Girls Eat Fake Meat
Real Girls Don't Eat Dead Animals
Real Girls Save Chicks
Vegan/Vegetarian Girls Are Real Awesome
Real Girls Save Animals. Go Veg!
Real Girls Aren't Real Dumb
Women's Medium
Posted by: Kelsey | June 19, 2008 10:32 AM
Front: Are you vegetarian?
Back: Welcome to the REAL world.
(and there's a photo about what happens to animals in mc'donald's or something like that)
size: small
Posted by: Niky | June 19, 2008 10:36 AM
Real girls eat tofu
Real girls love their greens
Real girls hug animals
small please :)
Posted by: Steph | June 19, 2008 10:42 AM
Real girls don't need playback.
Posted by: Niky | June 19, 2008 10:45 AM
Is it chicken or is it tuna?
Neither, I'm vegetarian!
(t-shirt: womens small)
Posted by: Mad_veg_Love | June 19, 2008 11:28 AM
Real Girls Have A Soft Spot Fot Animals.
Posted by: Kelly | June 19, 2008 11:46 AM
~Real Meat = Real Flesh = Real Pain~
...Real Girls Know the Difference...
Girly - Medium ........^_^!
~~Karyssia~~
Posted by: Karyssia | June 19, 2008 11:51 AM
Real girls are vegetarian
size medium
Posted by: Brittany | June 19, 2008 12:06 PM
I dont love Jessica Simpson and I fully support the veg life style. However, I dont think its productive to post a comment saying Jessica Simpson should be killed and eaten. All that does is make you look like a heartless, cruel person. Which can not be a true statement based on your love of animals. Dont give PETA the bad name that so many meat-eaters associate with it. I think many of the sugesstions on this page were funny, and smart, but the personal attacks on her only make the situation worse.
Posted by: Jenn | June 19, 2008 12:16 PM
dumb girls eat meat
smart girls join peta
Posted by: rachel caldwell | June 19, 2008 12:28 PM
real girls dont eat real animals
youth large
Posted by: Kimberlee | June 19, 2008 12:53 PM
real girls dont eat real meat
real girls dont eat real animals
ladies size large, for my REAl big boobies
Posted by: Kimberlee | June 19, 2008 1:14 PM
Real girls care
stupid posers eat meat
Women skinny medium
Posted by: Anonymous | June 19, 2008 1:30 PM
hug an animal
eat a tree
size= girls medium
Posted by: melissa hiebert | June 19, 2008 3:23 PM
Real Girls Don't Eat Their Animal Friends.
Women-small
Posted by: Natasha | June 19, 2008 3:56 PM
real blondes eat beans
YL
Posted by: jyll | June 19, 2008 4:28 PM
Real girls...hate the taste of suffering!
Go Veg!
womens Med.
Posted by: julie walker | June 19, 2008 6:41 PM
real girls know the diffeence between chicken and tuna...and they can spell those words
real girls are vegetarians
-wyliah
adult small
Posted by: wyliah | June 19, 2008 7:46 PM
real girls don't eat meat
adult small
wyliah
Posted by: wyliah | June 19, 2008 7:49 PM
Real girls know chicken is not from the sea!
Posted by: Jessica | June 19, 2008 8:27 PM
Real girls know what "Chicken of the Sea" is made from.
Med.
Posted by: Amber | June 19, 2008 9:14 PM
real girls are humane
Posted by: Devante Edwards | June 20, 2008 2:36 AM
a real girls
a peta2 girl
Posted by: Devante Edwards | June 20, 2008 2:38 AM
cats rule.....1x
Posted by: jan koontz | June 20, 2008 8:37 AM
Get Real
Go Veg
(Ok so I'm not good at slogans xD Ladies small for me if I happen to win, kthxbye :))
Posted by: Otu | June 20, 2008 8:42 AM
"Peace Vegans with ME!"
shirt size XL
The only thing we are in control of are the choices that we make.
Posted by: misty | June 20, 2008 8:50 AM
Jessica Simpson asking about the tuna:
"Simpson: Is this chicken what I have, or is it fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says Chicken. By the sea. Is that stupid?
[Long pause]
Simpson: What? Don’t make fun of me right now. I’m not in the mood.
Lachey: You act like you’ve never had tuna before.
Simpson: I’ve had tuna fish, like, sandwiches and stuff, like this.
Lachey: Baby, you and I have eaten tuna like this before.
Simpson: Why is it called "Chicken by the Sea"? Or "in the Sea"?
Lachey: "Chicken of the Sea" is the brand.
Simpson: Oh.
Lachey: You know, 'cause a lot of people eat tuna, it's like a lot of people eat chicken?
Simpson: Oh. I understand now. I read it wrong."
Real Meat is destroying the Earth
(I liked this next point! I changed it a little to fit my context.)
Real Meat=Product of Real Sick Animals
+ MORE THAN 1/3 of all raw materials
&fossil fuels used in the U.S.
+ Greenhouse Gases > all the cars&trucks in the world combined
+ Real Rainforests destroyed
= Waste Creating_Energy Consuming_Methane Producing_Real Deforestation + Real wildlife killed +
Why?
The numbers don't add up. Boycott the commercial meat industry, (if you don't get it, Jessica Simpson, just trust those of us that can figure out which animal you are eating.. out of a labeled can.)
Real Meat + Real People = Systematic Destruction = Not Real Smart
I wanted to put all this info up for people on here commenting about vegetarians kiling the rainforests and whatnot.
Real Meat requires a Real Big amount of Space (that gets over-packed with unsanitary animals) & Energy & often times drugs & so on
to force animals (a likely diseased species that creates bacteria and waste, loves their offspring, can bleed, get many diseases and infections) into
unhealthy, unnatural conditions,
to continually breed
& to get entirely exploited by the commercial meat industry
Won't fit on a shirt unless the text gets small!
But here's my size anyway
medium, though I'll wear which ever size. :)
Posted by: Gre | June 20, 2008 9:01 AM
Real Girls Don't Wear Such A Silly Shirt
Womens small
Posted by: smythbr | June 20, 2008 9:40 AM
Size L
Prepare
Everyone
To ask themselves why they want to hurt
Animals ;-)
Thanks.
Posted by: Carolyn | June 20, 2008 9:58 AM
Real Girls Eat Real Food
(with a picture of veggies under it)
Posted by: Elaine | June 20, 2008 10:21 AM
Real girls care about animals and eat vegan
my size is x-large
Posted by: cathy miller | June 20, 2008 10:41 AM
Real girls are women.
Posted by: Patricia Schraier | June 20, 2008 10:47 AM
Real girls don't kill animals
Men's size .. L or XL :D
Posted by: Johanne | June 20, 2008 11:23 AM
Real women teach real girls to fake it.
Real girls know how to beat the meat.
Wms L
Posted by: Terasia | June 20, 2008 12:46 PM
Real girls know what do they eat.
Posted by: Niky | June 20, 2008 1:12 PM
Real Girls Love their Animals!
Posted by: Meredith Peters | June 20, 2008 3:03 PM
Real girls have compassion for animals.
adult size small
Posted by: Bernadette | June 20, 2008 4:28 PM
Real girls eat real meat, but real women know better.
Posted by: WENDY HORN | June 20, 2008 5:28 PM
Real LADIES don't eat meat.
Posted by: Jacki | June 20, 2008 6:05 PM
Love Life!
Size XL
Posted by: Shirley Younger | June 20, 2008 6:27 PM
"you are what you eat--
real girls don't eat meat"
girly medium
xoxo
Posted by: sweetsweetjulie | June 20, 2008 6:41 PM
Will work for Brain
Posted by: Andrew Gordon | June 20, 2008 6:46 PM
"Real girls eat soy products"
"Go green, don't be mean"
"Fight the power,real meat is sour"
"Veggie burgers are the way to go"
"One day animals will control the earth and they will go to the market and buy humans,so be nice to them NOW"(haha yeah thought of this in science)
"But its better if you DON't eat meat"
"There are more chickens in the world than people,so I'd be careful..."
shirt size womans medium
Posted by: Jenna_vampyre | June 20, 2008 6:57 PM
"check out these puppies"
well, it makes sense if jessica is wearing it...
Posted by: christopher h | June 20, 2008 7:16 PM
Real Girls don't eat corpses.
Size: M
Posted by: Annie | June 20, 2008 8:11 PM
Chicken + Tuna = Bimbo
Posted by: Tom | June 20, 2008 8:11 PM
If Tuna is a real type of fish, then what is a "Chicken"?
Posted by: Tom | June 20, 2008 8:15 PM
P.E.T.A
Pray Every Tuna Abolishes(Chicken)
Posted by: Tom | June 20, 2008 8:18 PM
I didn't get these boobs by eating meat
Posted by: Linda | June 20, 2008 8:45 PM
Real Bitches Eat Meat
Real Meat is Real Cruel
Size Small
Posted by: Kristi | June 20, 2008 9:43 PM
Real Girls Are Veg
Posted by: Hil'Lesha | June 20, 2008 10:06 PM
Well, well... it seems she has been experimenting yet another way to reinforce the 'dumb blonde' stereotype. Congratulations, Jessica - you succeded!
Real girls choose salad.
Posted by: Catherine | June 20, 2008 10:10 PM
real girls are vegetarian. I mean, simple and to the point. Thanks for the contest, I agree, Jessica is a total bimbo
Posted by: Kari Follett | June 21, 2008 6:03 AM
Real girls eat meat
Consider the Source
Posted by: Mike Weisberg | June 21, 2008 7:48 AM
real girls
oh i forgot it already
Posted by: david basile | June 21, 2008 9:08 AM
Real girls eat beets
Size L
Posted by: Brian B | June 21, 2008 9:39 AM
Hey meat-eater, eat me.
Posted by: Jason | June 21, 2008 10:04 AM
Real smart girls are not named Jessica Simpson...
Size med-men
Posted by: Catherine KingChuparkoff | June 21, 2008 10:27 AM
I have a few:
Real girls know buffaloes don't have wings!
Real girls fake it for the animals' sake!
Real girls still love Nick Lachey. (LOL)
Jessica Simpson: Big head, little brain.
That's all I came up with off the bat...I'll post more if I can think of anything good :)
T-shirt size small
Posted by: Stacy | June 21, 2008 12:35 PM
"...carrie understood."
"simpson: the bothered white meat"
"don't dream it-beat it"
"these boobs are made for talkin"
"meat? I would rather eat mayer"
"employee of the munch"
"I [hart symbol] carrion"
"I belong to meat"
Posted by: VJESCI | June 21, 2008 1:23 PM
Real Girls Kiss Dogs
Posted by: Melanie | June 21, 2008 1:55 PM
Love'em, Hold'em - DON'T eat them. The words of Real Girls
Posted by: Kimberly | June 21, 2008 3:25 PM
Go Veg and Go Green.
Size XL please
Posted by: michele G | June 21, 2008 4:47 PM
Real girls eat tempeh.
Real girls are comfortable in their skin, not an animal's.
Real girls are soy sexy.
Real girls go loca for Boca.
One of these days, these vegan boots are gonna walk all over you.
I wanna love animals forever (And this is all I'm asking of you)
Size: Small (Men's)
Posted by: K | June 21, 2008 5:07 PM
Like Duh,What is meat?
Posted by: rick b | June 21, 2008 5:59 PM
Real Girls Know Real animal torture
GIRL SIZE YOUTH SMALL
Posted by: mildre | June 21, 2008 8:02 PM
Real girls eat tofu.
Tshirt size:
Girls skinny, small
Posted by: Lexi Sevario | June 21, 2008 8:09 PM
Real girls eat tofu.
Tshirt size:
Girls skinny, small
Posted by: Lexi Sevario | June 21, 2008 8:09 PM
Don't Eat Chicken Of The Sea
Posted by: Melissa Reeder | June 21, 2008 11:37 PM
"REAL GIRLS BEAT MEAT" (something Jess should be wearing)
"REAL GIRL: FEED ME"
"REAL GIRLS EAT ASS"
SIZE: M
Posted by: JORDAN | June 22, 2008 12:44 AM
Real girls don't like meat.
Posted by: Natalie | June 22, 2008 3:45 AM
Slogan: Give pizza a chance.
T-shirt Size: Large
Posted by: Judith Rachmani | June 22, 2008 8:11 AM
Real Girls love their animals Go VEggie
Posted by: Betty Shoemaker | June 22, 2008 11:50 AM
I don't want fur I want the shirt!
Posted by: carolyn | June 22, 2008 2:06 PM
Real girls aren't plastic
Posted by: Brenda Bond | June 22, 2008 4:51 PM
Got Tony?
XL
Posted by: Rita A. | June 22, 2008 7:42 PM
Real Girls don't have to think when its time to eat!
Posted by: Gayle Morgan | June 22, 2008 7:55 PM
real girls NEVER eat meat
mens x-large
Posted by: judy brittle | June 22, 2008 8:02 PM
Jessica says:
The meat is under my shirt!
size--->Men's L
Posted by: RON GERDOWSKY | June 22, 2008 8:23 PM
Real women would rather go naked then eat meat.
Real women aren't plastic.
Real women care more about others than themselves.
PETA endorses real women for a real cause.
Medium
Posted by: stephen | June 22, 2008 11:48 PM
real "heartless" girls eat meat
youth large :)
Posted by: Anonymous | June 23, 2008 12:03 AM
Real girls have curves.
Please enter me, thank you
Posted by: Debbie Criss | June 23, 2008 1:12 AM
Real Girls Don't Wear Dumb Slogans
Real Girls Actually Utilize Coherent Thought
Size small, thanks for a great contest!
Posted by: Megan B. | June 23, 2008 7:41 AM
If eating meat can make a girl look like Jessica, whoppers for everyone!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tom | June 23, 2008 7:47 AM
"Real Pain,
Real Suffering,
Real Cruelty,
And...
Real Idiots.
Welcome to non-vegetarianism. OR Welcome to the meat industry."
Shirt size: Women's medium
Posted by: Madhvi | June 23, 2008 10:36 AM
"Real Pain,
Real Suffering,
Real Cruelty
And...
Real Idiots.
Welcome to non-vegetarianism. OR Welcome to the meat industry"\
Shirt size: Woman's medium.
Posted by: Madhvi | June 23, 2008 10:40 AM
Real Girls Eat Tofu
Posted by: Stephanie Adkins | June 23, 2008 10:57 AM
Real Girls Don't Need Fake Boobs
Fake Girls Wear Real Cruel Shirts
Real Girls Don't Eat Dead Animals...For Real!
Posted by: Chris | June 23, 2008 1:03 PM
Hmmm...
"Silly girl, I bet you believe pigs fly, too." [front]
"Go Veg" [back]
small.
Posted by: Jenn | June 23, 2008 4:29 PM
Coming from this "Chicken of the Sea" Simpson...can you really take her seriosly?
Posted by: Valerie | June 23, 2008 5:54 PM
How tacky!!
Posted by: Eve | June 23, 2008 11:49 PM
Real girls don't like meat.
Posted by: Elizabeth M. | June 24, 2008 6:58 AM
"REAL (DESPERATE) GIRLS EAT MEAT"
Jessica Simpson shows no class with that statement.
adult small.
Posted by: michelle | June 24, 2008 3:50 PM
small ladies size
Posted by: philip halter | June 24, 2008 5:21 PM
"These puppies are real, just ask my dad"
back - you wouldnt eat a dog, would you?
Size XL
Posted by: C. Clemens | June 24, 2008 7:07 PM
"Real Girls don't build a career on stupidity!"
I'm an XL.
Posted by: Sand | June 24, 2008 9:27 PM
Blonde Vegetarians Are More Fun!
T-shirt size is medium
Posted by: Denise | June 24, 2008 9:43 PM
Real Girl Eating Meat...
Brainless!
Real Girl Not Eating Meat...
PRICELESS!!
T-shirt size is Medium
Posted by: Denise | June 24, 2008 9:48 PM
Real Girls Eat Meat
But
Real "Women" Know Better!
T-shirt size is medium
Posted by: Denise | June 24, 2008 9:53 PM
The only thing that i killed is my career
Posted by: Samantha Pruitt | June 24, 2008 11:39 PM
Real Women Have Souls.
Posted by: Jaime C. | June 25, 2008 1:01 AM
Real girls know chickens aren't from the sea.
I'm a size small womens..thanks!
Posted by: Erica C. | June 25, 2008 7:42 AM
EVEN ANIMALS ARE SMARTER THAN ME..THATS WHAT HER SHIRT SHOULD SAY
Posted by: kathy pease | June 25, 2008 8:24 AM
Amazing!
Posted by: Timothy Sternberg | June 25, 2008 9:11 AM
real girls have real boobs.
Posted by: Gavin | June 25, 2008 9:14 AM
I agree real girls don't eat meat that is cruel and makes you fat too.I wear size Large in case I win.Thanks Peta for all you do.You are #1 on my space friends.
Posted by: Jacqueline Carpenter | June 25, 2008 10:13 AM
How much of me is real? Everything but the meat.
tshirt size small
Posted by: Tammy | June 25, 2008 10:17 AM
Blondes don't eat meat!
Size XL
Posted by: Susanne Troop | June 25, 2008 1:37 PM
Real girls have a brain and don´t eat meat
XL
Posted by: irene diaz | June 25, 2008 1:54 PM
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. ~George Bernard Shaw
OR
Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends. ~Author Unknown
OR
How can you eat anything with eyes? ~Will Kellogg
Posted by: Harlan C Greenstein | June 25, 2008 6:06 PM
REAL ANIMALS DESERVE A REAL WOMAN
Posted by: sarah woods | June 25, 2008 6:59 PM
I am vapid!
Posted by: Ed Nemmers | June 25, 2008 7:18 PM
Sad , I would think she would wear 'Real girls make their own choices". Oops, I forgot, Daddy does
Posted by: Peggy Gorman | June 25, 2008 8:35 PM
who would take this chicken of the sea simpson to heart anyways?
Posted by: Anonymous | June 25, 2008 9:17 PM
Meat is sweet!
Medium
Posted by: Halina | June 25, 2008 9:23 PM
Real girls eat their veggies!
Posted by: Donna Kozar | June 25, 2008 10:32 PM
WIN WIN WIN!!!
Posted by: Rickey Moham Jr | June 25, 2008 10:56 PM
Real Girls Know to Treat Animals with Respect.
Posted by: Kristen Hendricks | June 25, 2008 11:33 PM
Real girls don't support cruelty
Real girls know what you eat has nothing to do with it
Real girls don't eat animals
Real girls do their own research before making a stupid statement
Real girls respect all living creatures and don't refer to them as meat.
Posted by: Christian Kay | June 26, 2008 12:09 AM
Real girls go fake
Posted by: Christian Kay | June 26, 2008 12:11 AM
oops....t shirt size medium (girls)
Posted by: Christian Kay | June 26, 2008 12:12 AM
real girls care and love animals, not eat them or use their ...by products plus size 3x yes even us big girls choose not to eat any kind of animal or its byproduct. i do a lot of volunteer work for peta, aspca and i would love to wear this shirt it will be big enough for everyone to see and read and maby come on over to our side, also its a nightmare finding affordable shirts that are for a cause that i believe in. please take me into conciderationfor this shirt i would weare it very proudthanks again size3-4xxx thank you,donna
Posted by: donna purzycki | June 26, 2008 1:52 AM
You don't have to be a genius to know you shouldn't eat your friends.
t-shirt size: large
Posted by: Lily Kwan | June 26, 2008 6:09 AM
I AM NOT A NUGGET . . . OF THE SEA!
Girly XL
--Soli
Posted by: Soli | June 26, 2008 3:18 PM
real girls save real animals
t shirt size--girls: small
Posted by: Ash | July 1, 2008 1:18 PM
Well, well... it seems she has been experimenting yet another way to reinforce the 'dumb blonde' stereotype. Congratulations, Jessica - you succeded!
Real girls choose salad.
Posted by: Catherine | July 2, 2008 10:07 PM
* FAKE STUPIED GIRLS ARE MURDERS
* REAL HAPPY GIRLS GO VEG.
* REAL WOMEN HATE MEAT
* IM SMART SO I WENT VEG.
* VEG'S ARE HAWT
* IF YOU WERE SMART YOU WOULD KNOW MEAT IS FROM REAL ANIMALS
* MEAT = MURDER
* VEG = SMART HERO
* I'M A SMART GIRL B/C I KNOW WERE MEAT IS FROM
* DON'T EAT ANYTHING THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WERE IT COMES FROM
* I'M VEG-FRIENDLY
* ANIMALS ARE SCARED BY ME
* ANIMALS LIKE ME B/C I DON'T EAT THERE FAMILY
* JESS ME UP CUZ IM NOT VEG.
female t-shirt size
XSmall -or- Small
Posted by: christine | July 22, 2008 5:32 PM
Vegetarian is the new SEXY
size small
Posted by: Sophia | July 31, 2008 1:00 PM
I do not believe this
Posted by: fornetti | September 1, 2008 11:38 PM
Smart girls are vegan!
Posted by: katje | September 16, 2008 10:12 AM
"Real girls say no to meat"
"Real girls think before eatting"
"Real girls know meat isn't green"
"Real girls know meat=death"
"Real girls know better"
"Real girls don't need a t-shirt to prove it"
"Real girls keep animals out of their menúes"
"Real girls respect animals"
"Real girls prefer tofu"
"Smart girls go veg"
"Smart girls eat veggies"
"Brainless girls eat meat"
"Dumb girls enjoy meat"
T-Shirt size: Girly Medium (Pink)
Posted by: Cintia | September 27, 2008 5:17 PM
Real Girls Know The Difference Between Chicken And Tuna
And Still Dont Eat It
Posted by: Kristine | October 1, 2008 4:32 PM