True Life...I Am Dating a Meat Eater October 11, 2007
Posted by Lara Sanders at October 11, 2007 1:06 PM | Permalink | Comments ( 39 ) | TrackBack
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Proposal for a MTV reality show #72: True Life-I Am Dating a Meat Eater.
They really should devote a show to this. I, for one, could offer up some good advice on the topic. Currently, I am happily dating a nice vegan boy (look to the right), but unfortunately this hasn't always been the case. I have in the past...dated meat eaters (gasp!).
Here are my top 5 reasons why dating a meat eater is not so good (at least for me):
1. It's hard to look lovingly in their eyes if their mouth is chompin on a chicken
2. They don't think it's funny when you wear a "Vegetarians Taste Better" t-shirt
3. They don't know any good tofu scramble recipes
4. They don't share the same passion of discovering new fake meat products
5. Kissing a meat mouth is just gross
Some would argue that dating a meat eater is good because you can convert them, but unfortunately my experience has been that they lure you in with the prospect of going veg, but run out for a KFC Infamous Bowl the first chance they can get.
So kids, the lesson I would like to leave you with is this: once you go vegan you never go back.
xoxo-Lara
P.S. If anyone else has had the same experience, let me know by commenting below!
