Lohan Says Furs Are Fake ... Right October 22, 2009

Posted by Patricia at October 22, 2009 11:05 AM | Permalink | Comments ( 7 ) | TrackBack

So stop me if you heard this one, oh, say a few years ago ... but Lindsay Lohan tweeted saying that her furs are fake. Check out said tweet here:

Yeah, that's all well and good if it is actually true. Lindsay has claimed her furs were fake before, then showed up all over the place in, what else, real fur. But maybe this time Lindsay has had a true change of heart and will no longer pay for animals to be skinned alive so she can wear them.

I was really hoping that was the case when we called a rep from her new line to see if it was fur-free too. The rep confirmed that the stoles in her collection are in fact real fur.

What?! So she's not going to wear real fur but she's going to sell it?! Um, Lindsay, just ditch the fur altogether and maybe you'll earn enough good karma points to get your career back on track.

Lindsay Lohan: Incapable of Changing Her Fur-Wearing Ways? February 4, 2008

Posted by Patricia at February 4, 2008 2:50 PM | Permalink | Comments ( 6 ) | TrackBack

Photo credit: Copyright: Jackson Lee/starmaxinc.com

Just when it looked as though Lindsay Lohan was getting her act together, she goes and starts wearing fur again. I really wanted to believe she was turning over a new leaf with this whole sobriety thing. I thought she was really on the road to recovery this time, I mean she hasn't been spotted out drinking since, well, since New Year's Eve. Come on now, dancing can really make a girl thirsty!

And this whole working in the morgue episode, if that doesn't cause her to shape up, what will?! Listen, working in the morgue changes people, OK? It usually does...sometimes...alright it sometimes changes some people...the ones with souls...Anyway, you'd think being around all of those corpses she would have had enough of death, but you'd be wrong.

She's been spotted wearing a whole mess of dead animals—four different coats in a month's time! (You can see two of the wretched things here.)

I know she's trying to reinvent herself but into what? Lindsay, take a look around at who's actually wearing fur these days—old ladies, hideous little trolls, washed-up has-beens, and street walkers. Which one are you aspiring to be?

xox

Patricia