Kick the Bucket in a PETA Coffin! December 3, 2008

Posted by Ryan at December 3, 2008 12:09 PM | Permalink | Comments ( 18 ) | TrackBack

Well, the holiday season is upon us once again, and the crowds are rushing to get a head-start on this year's Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus shopping. I've always been a bit of a last-minute gift-buyer myself, but if there's ever a purchase not to procrastinate on, this is it...

Introducing, PETA coffins! That's right—why let your Earthly death keep you from earning Street Team points well into the afterlife? Just don't forget to update your profile with your new "shipping address".

Each hand-painted coffin comes with a snazzy parting line to help remind your dearly beloved that not even death will keep you from your "grassroots" activism for animals. Some of the available slogans include:

• "Told you I wouldn't be caught dead in fur!"
  
• "Lifetime PETA Member"
  
• "Dead meat should be buried — not eaten"

Yes, regardless of whether you're headed to the pearly gates or into the fiery depths below, this will definitely spark conversations the whole way. Make sure to pack extra Vegetarian Starter Kits for the trip!

Lindsay Lohan: Incapable of Changing Her Fur-Wearing Ways? February 4, 2008

Posted by Patricia at February 4, 2008 2:50 PM | Permalink | Comments ( 6 ) | TrackBack

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Just when it looked as though Lindsay Lohan was getting her act together, she goes and starts wearing fur again. I really wanted to believe she was turning over a new leaf with this whole sobriety thing. I thought she was really on the road to recovery this time, I mean she hasn't been spotted out drinking since, well, since New Year's Eve. Come on now, dancing can really make a girl thirsty!

And this whole working in the morgue episode, if that doesn't cause her to shape up, what will?! Listen, working in the morgue changes people, OK? It usually does...sometimes...alright it sometimes changes some people...the ones with souls...Anyway, you'd think being around all of those corpses she would have had enough of death, but you'd be wrong.

She's been spotted wearing a whole mess of dead animals—four different coats in a month's time! (You can see two of the wretched things here.)

I know she's trying to reinvent herself but into what? Lindsay, take a look around at who's actually wearing fur these days—old ladies, hideous little trolls, washed-up has-beens, and street walkers. Which one are you aspiring to be?

xox

Patricia