Kick the Bucket in a PETA Coffin! December 3, 2008

Posted by Ryan at December 3, 2008 12:09 PM | Permalink | Comments ( 18 ) | TrackBack

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Well, the holiday season is upon us once again, and the crowds are rushing to get a head-start on this year's Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus shopping. I've always been a bit of a last-minute gift-buyer myself, but if there's ever a purchase not to procrastinate on, this is it...

Introducing, PETA coffins! That's right—why let your Earthly death keep you from earning Street Team points well into the afterlife? Just don't forget to update your profile with your new "shipping address".

Each hand-painted coffin comes with a snazzy parting line to help remind your dearly beloved that not even death will keep you from your "grassroots" activism for animals. Some of the available slogans include:

"Told you I wouldn't be caught dead in fur!"
"Lifetime PETA Member"
"Dead meat should be buried — not eaten"

Yes, regardless of whether you're headed to the pearly gates or into the fiery depths below, this will definitely spark conversations the whole way. Make sure to pack extra Vegetarian Starter Kits for the trip!