Jessica Simpson T-Shirt Slogan Contest! June 18, 2008
Posted by Patricia at June 18, 2008 12:15 AM | Permalink | Comments ( 329 ) | TrackBack![]() |
I wonder if she even understands what it says...remember she did have trouble with that whole tuna vs. chicken concept. Who doesn't know that tuna and chicken are two very different animals? Oh, Jess, you give blonds a bad name in so many ways.
Some are saying she sported the tee in a sad attempt to slight Tony Romo's former flame, the beautiful and talented Carrie Underwood. Yeah, that'll show her. I'm sure it made Carrie re-think all of the reasons she went vegetarian immediately.
Whatever her motivation it's just tacky and sad and shows just how uneducated she is. I mean she seems to adore her little dog Daisy but apparently her compassion for animals stops right there. I think she could learn a thing or two from our new Woof! campaign.
And speaking of the Woof! campaign, how'd you like to get your hands on one of our new T-shirts and send a message to Jessica Simpson at the same time? All you have to do is come up with a new T-shirt slogan for Jessica and post it below along with your shirt size.
As you can see we've, um, doctored the slogan on her shirt just a bit, but now we want to hear from you. Here are a few ideas to get you started:
Real girls love animals
Real girls aren't real dumb
Real meat is real cruel
Real girls eat fake meat
Real girls know that chickens don't swim
This contest ends June 25, 2008 and the winner will be chosen and notified by June 30, 2008.
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Good luck!
xox
Patricia













