Britney Spears' Birthday Massacre December 6, 2007

Posted by Patricia at December 6, 2007 1:53 PM | Permalink | Comments ( 20 ) | TrackBack

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America's ex-sweetheart, Britney Spears, celebrated the big 2 6 with all her pals at the Scandinavian Style Mansion last weekend. Apparently that Scandinavian Style Mansion is the new "it" spot for has-been fur hags, dont'cha know, because Sharon Stone was there as well, but not to celebrate with Britney...right.

All Britney's best pals were there, Paris, cousin Alli Sims, and that Sam guy who's in all the pix of her lately. And of course Britney, clad in her usual street-walkeresque attire, and Alli arrived to walk the red carpet in style, trimmed in dead animals. Nothing says party like fur, y'all.

And what celebrity party wouldn't be complete without super pricey presents?! Don't worry, Britney's "friends" didn't let her down, they loaded her up with lots of gifts including diamonds, leather, and fur—allegedly $30,000 worth of pelts. Nothing says, "Yay, we're glad you're around to celebrate another year of your life," quite like the skin and fur of dead animals.

Instead of giving her garments made from tortured animals her "friends" should have given her things she could really use, like parenting manuals, a driver, a new stylist, a few full length mirrors, and the number of a good life counselor/shrink. That girl needs help, not death wrapped in a brightly colored package.

xox

Patricia

P.S. Got some suggestions for things that would have made better gifts for poor, misguided Britney? Let me know by posting them below, then pledge to be fur-free because with friends like Britney's around, animals need all the help they can get.