Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment September 23, 2009

Haha the one about 'lettuce eating whores' is hilarious. These people clearly know nothing! Ha x

I was rather amused by number 3 and number 5 :P

I'm gonna go with number 3.

3) Vegetarians make better lovers? AKA: Vegetarians make better whores. I would rather piss needles than hug one of you lettuce eating whores.

4) You guys are sooo totally twisted.... you are most absolutly a classic A nutjob!!! Boycot KFC? are you crazy?!! I mean really crazy?! they make the most delicious fried chicken in the world!!! I mean it, it is so goooood that every time I eat there I only want more and more!! I don't care for some small chicken breed or whatever as long as I can eat their delicious chicken... And hey!! meat is not murder!! It is in human nature to be a carnivore, so stop your bullsh**ting about it is sad for the animals... they are produced for humans by humans so we can feed!!

5) Man up and eat some flesh.

Its a tie between these 3.

3- Who said that if you were a good lover you instantly were a whore as well? dumbass

4- not only is KFC cruel but its also full of fat. Yeah ok you want to eat chicken, at least eat it in a healthy way and not cooked in fat and grease. Just the smell makes me want to puke.

5- What are you? Cannibal?

"Lettuce Eating Whore" would actually make a pretty-awesome t-shirt (as long as it also mentioned that it was for peta)

Number 3 for sure :P! Made me lol. Also made it my facebook status. It's just hilarious!

i like number three lmfao

I'd love to fully point out the inconsistencies in the argument of number 2, but will not right now. For one, I personally do not treat animals like human beings. I treat them like beings that are able to suffer. Check up on Bentham and Singer, mate!

"It is in human nature to be a carnivore, so stop your bullsh**ting about it is sad for the animals... they are produced for humans by humans so we can feed!!"

woooow.

Hey!
I think that all of this comments are really stupid, but for me the winner is the Second, is a typical proud and selfish human:
XD
this person should win... because he thinks that when you don"t have a soul you don"t get hurt or can"t feel pain or something.
well is very funny!
;)

Oh wow, I'm glad #3 has cleared the air for us "lettuce eating whores". Without that opinion I never would have known I was choosing a whores life when I chose to stop eating meat. He's deff got my vote for the dumb dumb of the week!

I think number 4 is the stupidest. Honestly if these people didn't care they wouldn't take the time out of their lives to sit down and wright these things. For that I say maybe someone should eat them (possibly number 5), that'll change their minds!

3 is too funny. Even if "good lover" meant whore, I'd rather be a whore than a murderer! I agree with the T-shirt idea of "Lettuce-Eating Whore" lol

ALL of them are ridiculous. Too many stupid people in our world.

#3!
Sad to say the rest were rather tame.
But #3...lettuce eating whore....PRICELESS!

the MEAT-EATER!
number 2

this one is just plain stupid.
it makes me want to rip his skin off and make myself a coat.haha

Number 3 is deffo the most stupid!

Number 2. Animals have no soul? Then how are they alive? How can they feel? And why would God create a creature with no soul?

This poll is almost as immature as the people who posted hateful comments about PETA in the first place. You ALL need to grow up. What you do/eat is your personal business. Its not to be slammed in the faces of your fellow human beings. Personally, I believe in eating meat. However, I do not support animal cruelty & abuse. As for the haters, get the hell out of here.

They are all really stupid, but I think I'm voting for number 4. Specially the "animals are produced for humans by humans so we can feed" part.

Total ignorance x_x

"Lettuce Eating Whore" lol. I was cracking up at that for a while, lol. (I'm making a shirt that says that!)

#2 was pretty stupid too, how do you determine if something/someone doesn't have a soul? all living creatures, animal, and human alike, have souls...though, sometimes I think some humans DON'T have a soul, but that's a whole different story there, lol.

#5 as someone else pointed out what? are you a cannibal or something?

Wow, #2 by a landslide! What has PETA done??!
She might be suprised to find out where her fur and meat come from.

I want a lettuce whore shirt!! And underwear and pjs and bag!! Lol I don't even really like lettuce, but that shit is funny!!

Number 1 is the worst.

"I think the way they kill the chickens makes them taste awesome!"

WOOOOOOOOOOOW.

How'd they like it if they were hung by their ankles with their throats slit and dipped in scalding hot water? Prick.

But number 4 was just as ignorant. ACTUALLY, humans were not meant to be carnivores. Over years of evolution we FORCED ourselves to eat meat because we're greedy creatures by nature and DEVELOPED these "canines". They are evolved teeth not natural like a cat, ferret, or bear. A carnivores teeth are ALL sharp and spaced apart so that meat won't get stuck between them. That's why when you eat meat it gets wedged between your teeth. BECAUSE WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT IT. Humans' diets are supposed to consist of mostly fruit and some veggies.

Omg, these morons need to pick up a book every now a then.

Sorry, studying animals in college has got me trying to over-educate everyone. Haha. XD

Number 2 by far. Rather be a lettuce eating whore than have a belly full of rotting meat.

Number 4 was completely ignorant. I take solace in the fact that they're eating genetically modified foods which provide virtually no nutrition, so I'm guessing that moron is a fat slob, most likely with high cholestrol?

But at the same time, it's because of these complete jokes that these animals are being so abused. It's always going to be a battle to combat outright ignorance and selfisness, and it seems as though any way that it is done, we are the bad guys, even though we are trying to do the right thing by these animals.

Also, to add, we are in no way adapted as carnivores. Although we have intelligence, we aren't exactly 'hunters,' our teeth alone show how obvious it is that we should be munching on vegetables, not tough meats. The list is endless, but you get my point.

Keep up the good work Peta!

Vegetarians make better whores. I would rather piss needles than hug one of you lettuce eating whores.

haha, that's original! what a goof!!

Number two because they really didn't get their point across to anyone!

I hope number 3 marries a vegetarian

I really thought number 3 was so dumb. get real dood.

my fav is lettuce eating whore, because i am one and im proud! so put THAT in your juice box and SUCK IT

i would definitely buy a "lettuce eating whore" shirt. amazing. and number one is disgusting. even the salads at mcd's are covered in fat. i hope two's soulless pet dog doesn't save them from number five's cannibalism. three is hilarious. and four is obviously going to burn in hell. :D

five is amusing

i like number two how they think animals are born to be coats. i dont think so!
number three is good too but number two is my fave.

I think that number 4 was the most ABSOLUTELY (since they don't know how to spell that word) tomfoolerish thing in the entire nation. like i care about your love for KFC?? how would you feel if i decided instead of chickens and cows and pigs that i wanted to eat a human?! that's basically the equivalent.jeeze.

hahahaha. lettuce eating whore hands down.

"I would rather piss needles than hug a lettuce eating whore" HA HA HA!!! =D

number 3 is hilarious! like seriously?! hahahahaaa!

"I would rather piss needles than hug a lettuce eating whore" HA HA HA!!! =D

LOL. Great post! Are these blog comments, or what? PETA attracts many animal abusers - but that's good, because we consistently know how seriously stupid, selfish, and cannibalistic they are. Fits all too well.

You know, number 3 was the most amusing, yes, but number FOUR (which has my vote) is the most DUMB and insipid!

Let's recap: "4) You guys are sooo totally twisted.... you are most absolutly a classic A nutjob!!! Boycot KFC? are you crazy?!! I mean really crazy?! they make the most delicious fried chicken in the world!!! I mean it, it is so goooood that every time I eat there I only want more and more!! I don't care for some small chicken breed or whatever as long as I can eat their delicious chicken... And hey!! meat is not murder!! It is in human nature to be a carnivore, so stop your bullsh**ting about it is sad for the animals... they are produced for humans by humans so we can feed!!"

Last time I checked KILLING anything at all, is considered MURDER. So, killing meat for food, is MURDERING AN ANIMAL. I mean, this is at least what Webster and his dictionary thinks. He's a pretty smart dude, so I'm going with that one ;) Animals are not produced by freaking humans!? Are you the crazy one? Animals are produced by other animals, it's called sexual reproduction.

Get the hell in your thinking chair little buddy and think before insulting such a powerful organization and it's followers.

Omg, omg, omg x'D I feel like a kid in a candy store, they're all so stupid i can't just pick one !

I was amused and irritated by comments 2 and 5

There all blatantly stupid but No. 1 has to be the worst followed shortly by No. 4

three. definitely.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CANCER BEING FUELED BY MEAT AND DAIRY AND OTHER PROCESSED FOODS, MEAT EATERS! HAHA SUCKERS

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CANCER BEING FUELED BY MEAT AND DAIRY AND OTHER PROCESSED FOODS, MEAT EATERS! HAHA SUCKERS

Post 2
It screams ignorance

Lettuce tastes good ]: I'm not a whore. Meat is disgusting... it's greasy and ick >

#3 was funny but whoever thinks that is a dumb ass i love vegans,,, & # 1,& 2 there stupid to think that

Number 3, no question! They're all utterly obnoxious, of course, but you CANNOT bring someone's sexuality under fire based purely on what they eat! What a dink...

To every comment WTF!?!?!

I liked number 3
My gfriend is a vegetarian and is in no way a whore, she's a very sweet and caring individual, unlike Mr 'my d**k/brain is the size of a peanut' number three.
Also, we're totally making the 'lettuce' t-shirt too....unless of course Peta gets there first...hint hint :)
xx

My favorite would have to be number five , man up and eat some flesh! oh how manly lol

Haha! number 3! That whole lettuce eating whore thing is crack up..

and yea number 4 is obviously just thick, 'it is in human nature to be a carnivore', yea mate you try eating meat for every meal and see where that gets you..hmmm can anyone say colon cancer?

ALL OF THEM. THE IGNORANCE OF SOME PEOPLE IS SAD!

Either lettuce eating whores or #4 (who sounds like quite the fat-ass, compare your health to any of us "Classic A nutjobs" you'll see who the stupid one is.)

WOW just WOW NUMBER 2! Number 2 is so dumb, I mean obviously they don't realize the animals are killed just for fur. And, made for us to eat? No, actually we were vegetarian one time but became meat eaters so we could become farmers instead of nomads and because with the wintertime there weren't any plants to eat so they resorted to eating meat which had the nutrients stored up. In today's society we live in a climate that is not too cold and we have clothes for warmth and jackets. We have alternatives to food such as vegetarian food. So this person is extremely dumb, I would love to sit them down and have a huge talk with them about evolutionary psychology and WHY we do not need meat anymore. I'll give them my paper that the president of Evolutionary Psychology in Northeastern America absolutely loved!

WoW inbreeding must be a problem with all of them, espeially #2!!!!!!!!

All of them bother the crap out of me because these people are so poorly educated. Number 2 gets my vote.

#2-- because the ignorance in "Animals were made by God with no soul" cracks me up..... in a roll my eyes way.

#2. It has so many contradictions! Ha! Funny!

Number three.

xD

lolol The lettuce whore things is hilarious. xD I mean really? People need to learn how to insult. And some of these ppl are sick x_x I mean at least you can give us vegetarians/vegans a little respect. I mean it our life, choice and oppinoun. So they can BTFO. lol
ashlei

Number four :P ridiculous... lol btw "Lettuce Eating Whore" would make a frikkin awesome t-shirt!

animals dont have feelings...
only people do..
God created animals so we can eat them..

this is what my friend said
people are ignorant the world is horrific
all these comments are ignorant

i liked number 4 best. i can just see that person sitting at kfc like inhaling chicken and just packing it on..nasstyyy

Since when were humans carnivores?
#4 for the "win"

I would rather piss needles than hug one of you lettuce eating whores

that one. number 3. it made me laugh my ass off for a good 5 minutes... haha people really have no lives if there going to send these things to peta

I would also wear the "Lettuce Eating Whore" T-shirt. Can I get one in a small?

I'm going to have to go with number three.

ha ha ha. wow, i just read all of these stupid remarks. personally, i think they're all dumb. what i loved the most was that all these people kept saying that eating meat made you smart yet they couldn't even spell or punctuate. yea, the meat you eat is making you very smart not to mention ignorant. all i have to say to them is:
-yea god created animals for us to eat but not to torture them
-i eat meat all the time, i love it but i still think animals shouldn't be mistreated
-and if any of you "meat-lovers" can't even see what peta is trying to do then maybe you should put some more veggies in your diet or take some vitamins. jeez at least stop eating fast food 'cause it's making you dumb,fat, and acne prone.

haha. number 2. wayy to make yourself sound like such an asshole. you obviously have no soul, can i treat you the way you think we should treat animals? that would be fun.. thanks for letting me put my two 'cents' in.

#3. i would love to see the girls you sleep with that don't eat their vegetables.

& good luck trying to get one of us veggie eating whores in bed with you. trust me, we're definitely not missing out.

I would have to say #2
True, It does say in the bible that God put SOME animals on earth for us to eat. But that doesn't mean we should torture them in the process using the excuse that they have no soul! They may not, but they have feelings just like us. They can love, they can be sad, they can be terrified!
And i don't see how we treat animals like humans. We just want them not to have to suffer for our "benefit"
p.s.-Animals were not put on this earth for fur! That is just something some moronic human being made up!

yep, there are a lot of fools out there! #2 kinda makes me laugh becuase i think, in actuality, peta is a brilliant group and are very successful at getting to the 'masses'. if one person in a million sees a peta logo, recognizes it, and chooses to pursue more info on the organization, that that should be considered a success!!! the great thing is, that a hell of a lot more than one person in a million recognizes peta logos, and even more are spurred on to do some learning!!! success!!!
i have a major pet peeve i need to get out (#4)...do people not know the difference between herbivore/omnivore/carnivore? a carnivore, by definition, eats strictly meat! i'm pretty sure there aren't many human carnivores on this earth...maybe some that consider themselves such because the only veg they eat is mashed potatoes beside a stinking pile of roast beef, but that's still a vegetable. that makes them omnivores, not carnivores. makes me laugh when people make comments they think are SO smart and witty...

People Eat Tasty Animals.

Okay now that I have that out of the way, lol. I half agree with you... People should NOT experiment on, or use animals for entertainment. And as for the clothes and stuff, that's wrong too- unless you are in dire need, not like that runway crap. And I disagree with hunting for sport. Hunting to bring home food is a different story. The bible says man has dominion over all the creatures on earth, but we shouldn't abuse them. Animals should be treated as humanely as possible even when they are going to be used for food purposes. I disagree with genocidal corporations that kill and waste so much. But yeah, like the banner in Earth Fare says "treat what you eat like it matters" i totally agree. And being a vegetarian doesn't make you a whore lol. Being a vegan does JK :)

Wow. Number 5 makes me think of a freakin cannibal. Eww. And number 3, Animals DO have souls, dumbass. I went to Catholic school for 11 years, I think I'd know. Add me on myspace if you're an animal loverr. http://www.myspace.com/kaydeethecracker

I'm going to vote for all them because these douchebags can suck it!

No.3!

I want a tshirt of it too, made me laugh so much.
Some people are such idiots. ^__^

3 & 4 are hilarious.

Omg....hmm...numbers three and four were pretty dumb. Number four is probably someone who is very ignorant, with heart problems, diabetes, nad high blood pressure. Also, most humans are OMNIVORES. Number three just came up with the next PETA shirt haha. Or number one they say they love chickens and then they go and buy McDonalds.

Fucking wow. this is ridiculous. number 3, definitely. I love being a lettuce eating whore! :] lol

i'm Pretty Amused By Numbers 2, 3, And 4.

I love the "lettuce eating whores" one. I actually lol'd.

Lmfao! I'm sooo going with number 3! XD

hmmm....i didnt know eating lettuce makes me a whore..interesting. I wonder if all these people know that peta2 has a "vote for your favorite dumb comment" using their emails..lol..i think they're all pretty dumb! until next time, i'll be at the strip club...by the salad bar.. :)

Haha,:)
Lettuce eating whore:]]!
im all for the shirt idea.
#3 DEF!. gets my vote for the
stupidestt comment.

#5 im like WTF cannibal.

#1 "think the way they kill the chickens makes them taste awesome!"
WOOOOWW! your retarded.

#2 is juss stupidd!

OMGEZZ!
Some People Are Such MORONS!

Number 1 was the most idiotic one to me ! I vote for that.

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# three is pricless completley and utterly i beleive peta2 should patent it now . it rox but and the one with "the way they kill chickens make them taste better" will supply me with jokes for..um the rest of the week oh...ignorant people how you make me laugh

Wow.
Number one was pretty, needless to say, unoriginal. No points for chicken lover there. My attempt at even trying to efficiently understand what number two was trying to say made my head hurt, maybe a few grammar lessons and he'd probably get my vote. But not this time. Number three was a bit redundant. Okay, so we get the "whores" thing. Someone needs to expand their vocabulary a bit, no? Number four is obviously from the past because they, for some reason, think that we are cave men. We don't want your hug anyway cave person, so go wear dress like your in the ice age, crawl in a cave, and enjoy that needle-pissing'. And number five, really? You didn't even try. Pah! Pathetic, I'm ashamed to even be against such ignorance. They are all losers in my book.

LMAO all of them are awesome.

ftw? animals were made for humans BY humans?
and lettuce eating whores?
lmao.

Hi...
I would love to wear the "Lettuce Eating Whore" T-shirt. I really like number three lmfao here that i totally mean. I also prefer only Vegetarian food.

please PLEASE make the "lettuce eating whore" - shirt?:P I want it soooo bad! that was my favourite as well

Number one made me laugh in disgust at why people could be so heartless haha

Since when did humans produce animals?

YEah...I think not.

I almost feel sorry for these people. Not only do they sound idiotic, but now everyone knows. And if they are against Peta, then why are they on the website.

Oh, whoever wrote #3. pissing needles? I dare you.

OMG...are those comments real?? I am always amazed that meat-eaters really think that way. I try to distance myself from meat-eaters as much as possible....except for work - I can't escape them....but I guess work is such a professional environment that I get spared the politically incorrect opinions. Wow! Those comments are shocking.....I have even less respect for meat-eaters now !

its a tie between #2 #3 and #5.
#2: is there any proof that animals dont have souls? so f**k you thank you very much
#3: hilarious totally should make it a tshirt i told this 2 my cousin so know he calls me a lettuce eating whore so i call him a meat eating slut
#5: what the frigging fug? eat some flesh. think about it dude. thats DISGUSTING!!!

Can you guys PLEASE make a 'Lettuce Eating Whore' shirt? And humans weren't meant to eat meat. We don't have enzymes that break down dead animal germs, and we don't like the smell of dead animals. ANIMALS DO. Also, we don't have canine teeth. We have the same type of teeth as the herbivore dinosaurs. Gawd, some people...

number 2 and 3 are just about the stupidest things i have ever heard
not to mention ignorant.

i like the 2nd one. because it reminds me of an asshole at my school. people like that are so stupid!

Number three is so stupid. Really.
But I kinda like number two, its just the persons opinion, not anything like mean. Except for the animals have no souls. And we have our own skin to wear, we don't need bloody fur.

Wow. Just...wow.

I did not know I was born as a carnivore. I thought humans were made to eat vegetables and fruits and not fatty meat, or else we get gout. Or other nasty things. Just saying.

My um...favorite? one of these is the one about how God made the animals, therefore they have no soul. This makes no sense. "God made it." Hm. If you believe in that sort of thing, doesn't that mean that animals should have a soul? I mean, God supposedly made humans, didn't he? So doesn't that mean that we don't have souls, if he made the animals and they don't have souls, either? And then this person goes on to differentiate between animals that are eaten and animals that are pets. Why is there even a difference? Dogs are social, loving animals that love attention. This is what makes them a wonderful pet, right? Well, so are pigs. Chickens, right? Cows. And then this wonderful person goes on to say that PETA is trying to tell everyone what to eat and wear. I find this hilarious, because isn't that what this pushy meat-eater here is trying to do as well?

Man up and eat some flesh...So I'm manly if I kill an innocent creature and eat its flesh? Ha, as soon as I typed that, I thought of a cave man. :P That's JUST how I want to be, let me tell you.

My best friend is a ' lettuce eating whore' or whatever thay called it ;]
I hate animal cruelty !

Im wondering if they are fat-bags who could miraculously type with their greasy fingers.
Animals made by humans, and made for the humans?
HELLLOO Are You GOD?
Im wondering how the grease brains work...bit irritating, but also the best quote that screams ignorance.

Lmao! I love number 3! I want a "lettuce eating whore" T-shirt!! :)

lol number 3 was hilarious XD
"lettuce eating whores" XD haha

I may not be a Veggie (pretty damn close to it, i basicly never eat meat) but All of thos loosers who think things like McDick's and KFC are amazing are just pathetic, i hate fur, animal testing is insane and animals do have souls. theres no reason to tourture animals just for fur, witch you could make a perfictly fine cynthetic copy. Siriously people are so ignorant.

I♥PETA
P.S. I've decided to become a lettice eating whore.

3 is the funniest.
4 is the most ridiculous.

3 is the funniest.
4 is the most ridiculous.

ha ha Wow they are all good! lol ^_^ I like #1 the best, ha ha i reminds me of my boyfriend Josh, i'm always trying to get him to go Vegie, but he always says "No, I ♥ the taste of death!" ugh... it's annoying! lol XD

Animals are produced BY humans??? Didn't learn THAT in biology..
I agree with all the "Lettuce Eating Whore" t-shirts..would be GREAT to wear one!!
And if furs were intended for clothing, they wouldn't be on living things would they? They'd probably just be grown like cotton.
My vote goes to 1 or 4 though :D

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