Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment July 2, 2009

that last one is the best lol wow! i dont even know wat to think about these people...

Hmm, I gotta vote for five. It's original. LOL. Compared to all the normal nonsense, this person at least attempted to be creative...they still failed, but they tried. It's true...meat really does destroy brain cells.

It has to be number 5 for wasting their time and writing an awful song/poem.

Obviouslly number five, I think that's the best one I've seen so far!! That guy/gal really deserves a prize =D

It's tough to say. The first one is excellent and succinct, but the second one is excellent because it's so laced with guilt and schizophrenia. I think I'm going with #2 for the inconsistency of conviction.

LAWLL. they are all hillarious. i personally like where number 4 spelt those wrong. "What is the prupose of thouse teeth?" what is the purpose of the word thouse?? and number 2 needs to get his facts right. in the bible look up Romans 14. it says people have a CHOICE to not eat meant and people shouldn't give you crap for it. People are so stupid....

people are still using the God (and not capitalizing His name) as justification to eat meat? i'd like to note that i AM NOT a Christian

Genesis 9:3 Everything that lives and moves will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything. Notice, God said plants, not animals

or, if you're more into the New Testament...

Romans 14:21 It is better not to eat meat or drink wine or to do anything else that will cause any man to stumble.

most of the time, unless it is to contradict a statement made by a Christian, using the Bible or God in an argument is a very VERY weak one.

wow. it's really really hard to pick, they're all so entertaining! probably number 5 though!

Not gonna lie, the 2nd one is great. "don't get me wrong they way animals are killed and treated is wrong. but hey i luv meat." They call US the hypocrites? lolz.

probably the last one but all these people are obviously ignorant. i'm sure they wouldn't like it if they were the animals, being served to people. and i'm also sure they have most likely never taken the time to learn about peta/peta 2, to even know what they are truly talking about.

LOL LAST ONE :D

#4. How many times did they swear??? Calm down buddy and quit being such a potty mouth! Deni Kaos sure god gave us animals but he also gave us plants. To address the "Carrot Hugger" comment it would be "Chicken Hugger" or "Cow Hugger" etc. not "Carrot Hugger".Another thing in #2 it was the press that made a big deal about the fly NOT peta. In #3 "I love Sushi made of Sea Kittens" is really messed up... You'd have to vist the Peta site to learn about the sea kitten stuff. so how could that person know that without going on Peta?????

haha, these are some of the best, I'd have to say #5, it's just so original with an amazing rhyming job... kinda catchy(

Why couldn't everyone who wrote those stupid messages die instead of Michael Jackson?

I mean I don't think Michael Jackson was an internet troll. So I wouldn't mind if he was still alive. :)

wow! im basicly left speechless. these r da dumbest 1s ive ever seen so far. i jus cant pick one.. 1245 lol

#5

whoever #2 is must have some mental issues to work out because half-way through insulting peta & what they do, #2 says "don't get me wrong they way animals are killed and treated is wrong. but hey i luv meat. but i wont wear fur. :)" the smiley face is the BEST! they think after insulting all of us the can just give us a fucking smiley & then go on to insult us more? I think not, #2.

But #5 takes the cake! What is that, a song? hahahahahaha! that's great! hahha!

Number 4! I mean that person was trying to come off as intelligent but really...Molars are for grinding VEGETABLES not meat. Why do you think rabbits have molars? And besides that person should go back to 4th grade and learn how to spell the word "purpose"

Haha I always get a kick out of the ones who attempt to make an argument but their grammar is full of errors..how do they expect someone to even slightly take them seriously? NUMBER 4 has my vote ;D

number 5

"if god wanted us to be vegetarians animals wouldn't be made out of meat".

We're made out of meat too.
Does that mean we should all become cannibals?
Mmm tasty flesh.

all of them make me sick, and sad, but mostly sick =S

Number five wins !
but number one was cruel with that gay thing !

number 2... animals are made of meat... yeah so are we..

Haha the last one is hilarious! x)

That has to be the last one! Seriously, someone taking that kind of time to write a little poem?

While the fifth was kind of creative, I have to give this to the fourth comment. The person made a complete fool of him/herself, while not making sense at all in the process.

HAHAHAHAHA! Definitely number five. Very original, but oh, so, funny...

5. it's just...omg it made me laugh so hard.

#5. It's cute how they think a dumb song to the tune of "Old McDonald" is gonna upset us lol. Bless their meat-clogged hearts. :P

#5 is freaking hilarious!
im a vegan so i want to have sex with animals, yup, that makes complete sense!
i love that they took the effort to half rhyme balls with animals. haha, that made my night

I choose number 5, because is a dumb and an ignorant. We have to take care of animals. I feel more sorry for an animal in need than for a person, because sometimes, they can´t avoid being in certain circumstances; on the other hand we can choose to be in a better position and we have more posibilities to change our realities

1

"Mc wow ur gay"

nuff said

HAHAHA my personal favorite is the one that says, "the world would be RUNNED my cows and stuff" or something along those lines. RUNNED? really?!

wow.. that is sad....instead off calling names and shouting the F bomb they should try to calmly prove a point and excsept that vegans and veg-heads are just as smart and strong as they are. they need to get all the facts right before they start shouting....I have been a veg-head for 6 months after i found out about peta and i feel j ust fine

number 4 is funny and sound's like something my family's been trying to tell meh for the past 2 years

The 4th has it all, god blablabla, says that vegans r gay, the guy eats meat but wants to save the world x'D really funny.
And these guys and god... They reaally love god, i suppose they do everything that their loved holy bible says, poor people...

5!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 5 XD

I thought the best dumb comment was NUMBER FOUR. Although the comment uses the Ten Commandments improperly. Eventhough I am not a Christianbut I was brought up, lived and attended Catholic school- the commenter mistook the meaning. All religions are against the killing of another human being. In many places in the Torah/Bible there are numberous forms of animal abuse such as sacrifices and killing animals because they are 'impure'. I am a Satanist, and like other relions there is a rule against killing. In the Al Jilwah - one of the religious texts we use- states :The Beasts of the earth, the birds of the heavens and the fish of the sea are all under the control of my hands. (Meaning God cares for all animals and they are special). Also, in the Nine Satanic Statements it states: "Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!" And I agree with the last one especially. Humans are destroying eachother, toher species and the Earth. We are the only species that kill and harm one another for stupid reasons like jealousy or the 'you looked at my wife so now i have to kill you' attitudes. Humans are pitiful and discusting compred to all the other species that are peaceful and that try to co-exist with us. Humans really need to change.
{ps. If you guys want to talk more just send me an e-mail @ lunapendragon@hotmail.com I'll only reply to ppl who have a brain- and use it.}

5 for sure, but the first one is so dumb too!

2) They hate Peta, but they would never wear fur and think animal cruelty is wrong.

I dunno... the sea kittens comment was creative. : P Albeit in a somewhat unsettling manner.

#2, 5: PETA stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We try to show people that the mainstream meat companies are cruel to animals. As a group, we have never tried to force our opinions on others, we are a peaceful nonprofit organization, and, though it would make a huge difference for millions of innocent animals, we’ve never told the entire world to be vegetarian. We promote our beliefs, yet THEY force their negative, unfounded opinions on us. So who’s the hypocrite?

#1, 2, 4: If there is a god, he sure as hell didn’t invent animals so you can torture them, slaughter them, and shove your artery-clogged faces with their meat.

#1, 2, 4: if god made animals for us to eat, why did he make plants edible??????

#3: the fact that you say you enjoy thinking about your dinner suffering just to piss off PETA only shows that we piss you off, and we get to laugh at you.

#1, 2: animals are made out of meat, but so are we. So if he intended for animals to be treated the way they are, then cannibalism and serial killing would also be some of the biggest industries in the world.

#2: the bible says we are supposed to have dominion over animals in that we are smarter than animals, therefore we are responsible for what happens to them. People like YOU, however, are responsible for the way they suffer. I’d say I’d like to see you shoved in a tiny cage, beaten, shocked, cut, burned, broken, and killed violently, but then I’d BE you.

#2: PETA isn’t a joke, you are. Why? We actually stand for something, and we have, are, and will be making a noticeable difference. You’re just some douche bag who spends his free time bitching so we can laugh at you :)

# 2, 3: meat may be delicious to you, but to most of us, the thought of weighing 500 lbs. and dying of a heart attack at 23 makes us lose our appetites.

#5: we’re not trying to destroy the world, we’re trying to save it (part of it, at least). And if you think we don’t have balls, maybe you should think about the fact that we hear dozens of losers like you whining because you disagree and we still do what we do, regardless of the naysayers.

Thank you to all the other commenters, you made my day :D

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wtf! this is what I don't understand:
most of those people made it clear that they were believers in "god" and the Bible.
...so aren't they supposed to "love" everything and treat their god's creations with respect and not be such close-minded pricks?
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Lolz at the #2 who says " if god wanted us to be vegetarians animals wouldn't be made out of meat"

HAHA! Humans are made out of meat, too! Should we all become cannibals!? You could seriously use that justification for anything to make it sound ridiculous!
Example:
"Why do you eat paper, they kill trees in unethical ways..."
"IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT PAPER-- TREES WOULDN'T BE MADE OF WOOD!"

Wait, what?

I love morons. They're fun. Veggies are love

I am torn between two and four. These two are so uneducated it is pathetic.
Animals made out of meat? Ha what do they think we are made of?
"Runned" by cows or something! HAHAH Nope cows would not be bred by the millions every year.

Ok I vote for four, that person is a complete nut case. LOL Too funny!!

Its a tough one... but I think im gonna have to go with #2... using the bible refrence was really funny to me in the fact that in the bible adam and eve didnt eat any meat they only ate the produce from the plants. I find it hard to believe that people will pull religion into something when ever it says in black and white in the bible that what they are saying is wrong... the actual scripture says:

Genesis 1:29-30

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb [plant] bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat [food]. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creeps upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

so i think if ur gonna use a biblical reference i think you should research it first. LOL

ok ok number 5 wins...thats kinda stupid

wow... number 5 for sure

haha wow.... i just laughed at al of them. hmm...i have to say #5) has to be the best.

whenever i read about people using GOD as an excuse to beat and torture animals...it makes me sick and makes me think theyre extremely retarded lol. plus all the cursing just makes them sound illiterate, like all they know is $%^@!*&(@%^&*. Nothing in this world, including animals is made especially for you sad little people, sorry. the world doesnt revolve around you :P

all of them are insulting, and hillariously disgusting.
#5 i guees, because its so ridiculous that they took the time to write some song or poem about their hatred toward us.

wow, what losers..i'm gunna have to say 5 only because i find it funny how they wasted there time writing a lame poem/song thing. and the swearing isn't necessary either so these people really need lives, i dont know about you guys but i sure dont have time to sit in my house all day and send emails to organizations i think suck. get a life people. peta rocks (:

wow if these losers have enough time to dish on organizations then they need a life first of all. if they think that they are going to upset us by telling us how they love kfc then they're obviously stupid, because peta is our way of pissing you meat lovers off. and don't even dare mention the bible until you can get your info correct! so i vote 5 for being stupid enough to even try to write a song and i say we give a round of applause for all you lsoers who even tried to pick a fight with peta.

Wow.They're all so idiotic.
#2When it says "if god wanted us to be vegetarians animals wouldn't be made out of meat."
DUDE!HUMANS ARE MADE OUT OF MEAT!!!Dude must be a canable.
I can't decide.They're all just freaking retarded idiots who can't seem to find out the meaning 'Life' or 'Helpful' or 'Smart'.
My brother is trying to get me to eat meat,but I call him a canable,smack him in the face,then live on with my life:)I'd say 2,4, or 5

Woww people are so funny these days wasting theirs lifes being haters...I couldn't decide on whether to pick number 2 for making that comment about animals being made of meat when humans are too, number 4 for repeating "F**K PETA2" so many times like it was hurting somones feeling or number 5 for writing a song, but I would have to pick number 5 as the dumbest. I can't believe someone would waste their time writing such a stupid song

number 5 ftw!

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