Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment! June 18, 2009

They are all dumb and may they all get prostate cancer caused by trolling on the internet. Even if they don't have prostates.

I love how bad all of the grammar is!
My favorite is number one.

All of them are quite good...but I gotta go with number one. If anyone's stupid enough to get Coke in their eye, then they shouldn't be breeding...or allowed out in public.

Hahaha I think all of these are stupid and the bad grammar gives me a headache just reading them. But I will go with number 4 because it does not make sense at all.

4) u suck sloughter houses need to stay up u people are f**k stupid for doing what u do if u don't f**king like anyother person move countrys to india

LOL! India!?

they all r dumb but it hard 2 pick one cuz they r funny 2 me XD oh well i vote 4 number 1

Oh...I think that #1 is the dumbest. Considering the fact that if someone got Coke in their eye, I would wonder how they managed to get it in there the first place.

I don't even know where to start with these people, lmao. What the hell was number one typing? I'm voting for number one :)

wow. #1. for sureee.

It is hard to choose because all of them made me laugh so hard because of how dumb the sound but I will choose #1 because it sounds like he/she doesn't know what he's talking about.

Haha,I personally think that they all should win..
all of them probably have no clue on what they're ranting about,nor do they understand the meaning of ANIMAL RIGHTS.But why not waste time on the internet at web sights that clearly don't hold their interests..and then leave comments that cant be deciphered by even the most intelligent men/women.
I mean you'd have to be greatly talented to get Coke in your eye.
I think I should wrap-up this little rant of mine and finally vote...I choose number four..because I have never met of a person the sucked slaughter houses.Have you?!

haha..wow! is amazing how some people think...for me the number 1 is the dumbest comment of all..

#1 For sure.

4

Well, they all made me laugh at their stupidity, but if I had to choose a fav, I would pick number 1. Mainly because I dont think they knew what the hell they were talking about... stupid.

first and last

Haha, wow, if I had to chose I'd say #4, but i think the rest deserve to be on a "wall of shame" (which I would be more than happy to throw together, the comments you find browsing the boards...).
I had to re-read #4 5 times and it still sounds like someone threw words into a hat and typed whatever came out. The grammar is absolutely horrible (I will give #3 credit for grammar usage though, it's better than the others). I know mine isn't the best either, but at least it makes sense. And for the record I have had coke splatter in my eye while attempting to pour it in into a glass out of a big bottle during a 'sugar rush', it doesn't hurt.

Obviously number 1 is the dubmest. I had to read it twice to understand it =/
When would coke ever drip in peoples eyes anyways?

Their spelling was horrible, yet the worst one i would have to say is 1.

I like number 3.
Mainly because,for me, if you ever bring God into an argument, youre opinion is invalid.
and #4. Because it pretty much makes no sense and has nothing to back up the opinion.

5)wow mcdonalds realy has to tell me how they make there baby chicken nuggets so good an tasty mmmmmm makes me wanna go deep fry a chick right now =p Bite me vegans

Number one, definantly. It's so dumb. They don't even know what they are talking about.

My favorite was #4.
Next time you choose to critique someone for being "stupid", don't be stupid :)

1 or 4:

1 because it makes no sense whatsoever.

4 because it's hypocritical

no.5 just made me mad.... but by all means, let them deep fry a chick, hopefully they will die of insanely high cholesterol.

no.4 needs to pick up a book, preferably the dictionary and learn to spell. why do SLAUGHTER houses need to stay open? cruelty AND a mass of pollution, yup sounds fab to me.

no2 and 3 just make no sense. (do meat eaters not go to school and learn to spell? :S)

no1. science is developed enough to not need to test coke on animals. and how the hell did you manage to get it in your eyes in the first place, you absolute IDIOT!

hahahaha i think that everyone who writes bad about peta are so stupid and cannot spell anything right hahahaha but number one is probably the greatest ever

I just love how alot of them have bad grammar.
Shows how intlelegent they are. =/
They all sound dumb and make no sense so I don't have a favorite haha.

Number 3 for sure... The last line is the best part. What kind of weirdo says that? lol!!

im gonna say number one. seriously though? coke in your eye? how does someone get coke in their eye.

Number one was the best. Coke? Really?

Well... duh when it gets into your eye it will burn. It's a SOFT DRINK.

"Oh, well, we already know this is corosive... So let's drop it into this poor bunny's eye and let it do what we already know it will do!"

Wow, some people are idiots.

OMG!! THESE ARE HILARIOUS!
I'm gonna have to go with number 1 though because it doesn't make any sense.
Maybe eating meat impairs grammar....

Wow! #1 is my favorite. Seriously, why would anyone want to have anything in their food or drink that needs to be tested on live creatures for safety?

LMFAO
i love number one beacuse it is so stupid it doesn't even make sence.

See what meat does to your brain, people?

The "humans are more important" one. Number 1.

LOl! How rediculous do they sound, like seriously.
Someone should probably shoot them in the eye, like number one said about the coke :]

hahahahaha. number one. definitely.

coke? burning people's eyes out?
hahahahaha.
what a FUCKING spastic.

numbers 1 and 5 fershure

I think number four is my personal favorite. Obscenity and incorrect spelling and grammar totally get the point across. Thank you, idiot, you make me feel so much better about my choice.

LOL.
Well number one is probably the one I vote for.
Maybe then we can hunt him down & shoot him in the neck?
See how he likes it.
Number 4 is hilarious though, he proves MY point of animals being better than people, they probably have better grammar too!

Oh my! Hahahahahaha, I cannot stop laughing! The worse part is that in the Bible, it states that humans should NOT eat their fellow creatures. Meaning, we should not take away an animal's life just so we could sit around and get fat, because that's all meat will do to the human body: make it fat and lazy. It's sad that people do not understand how unhealthy meat is. It's disgusting. I don't see how a human being enjoys eating a CORPSE. It's a CORPSE!!! Just thinking about it makes me want to barf. Oh yeah, it's "Delicious", but so are Boca Burgers and MorningStar chicken patties. Deeeeelicious!
Us Vegans are lucky enough to be as mentally advanced as we are. Primates ate meat, Native Americans ate meat, Vikings ate meat! Aren't we a little more advanced now than before? Shouldn't we know better? Are we still not smart enough to figure out an alternative food other than animals?
Seriously, when is this world going to change?

wow.
these are so stupid :P.
they actually made me laugh, how pathetic they are. :|
number one!
the other ones are REALLY stupid too though.

Definitely number one!
How many people do you know who get Coke in their eyes...?

So while they are all hilarious, aren't we being a bit cruel to these guys, I mean, sure they're being rude, but that doesn't give us the right to be mean back. We're the good guys, remember? ;)

#4 is hysterical!

as everyone has stated, they're all stupid. but i vote for number three because it makes me want to punch that person the most. :)

I vote #1, whoever wrote should stay in school, really..

I'm gonna go with # 1. No I wouldn't rather it happen to an animal. Nor a human. I'd rather those companies not put harsh chemicals in their products. FRICKEN DUH! Anyway, # 3 comes in second for me, because of their last part of the comment. Dumba$$es.

i love the forth one cause there are no people in india

Wow! Maybe their meat eating has affected their grammar. They all sound really unintelligent and angry. If I have to vote for one, I choose #1 because it doesn't make any sense, followed by #4 because that's just mean!

oh my freaking god. I can't say only one, I have to mention all of them. Hahaha, the laugh of the day. The grammar, the arguements and everything. 1: the biggest nonsense since Hitler, 2: too easy on it, 3: lol. Especially the last line, whaat!, 4: nonsense. 5: nonsense.

Number one, though they are all obviously people with no lives (or English skills). I mean, seriously, who goes to websites that are for certain causes just to troll?? Losers who aren't getting as much attention as they wish they could is who!

All are a very stupid comments but This is The MCDUMB Comment:
5) wow mcdonalds realy has to tell me how they make there baby chicken nuggets so good an tasty mmmmmm makes me wanna go deep fry a chick right now =p Bite me vegans

Wow, I like # 5 ending, bite me vegans.
haha they are all stupid but who knows what #1 was thinking? #1 and number #5 should top most stupid. haha stupid people who write even stupider comments. :] yup.

Yea. I'm not finding any of them my favorite. The best is the last one, about McDonalds. They really show that they love meat. But none of them can spell anything correctly. Its hilarious.

Number three, for sure! That one cracked me up.
Number four is really illegible for me, they sound utterly cretinous.
And lastly, number one is just plain ignorant. I don't even think they understood what they, themselves, were trying to state. Yet, after a sentence or two or jumbled nonsense, they thought it would get their message across to caps the lame, main point of their message: Humans are more important!!
What a selfish dipsh**.

"I have amazing news for you. Man is not alone on this planet. He is part of a community, upon which he depends absolutely."- Ishmael

4 because the grammar is fantastic muahaaaaaa

Number one definately but my mom eats meat and she's dying of laughter from number four.

So one and Four.

Meat eaters, pshhh.

hahahahaha #4 is hilarious!!
what have they been teaching kids in school?!

I love the first one. It makes absolutely no sense! :D

Well, I think it makes sense to just feel sorry for them. They cannot spell or produce any correct grammar, so they are obviously less fortunate and cannot get a decent education so of course they would be ignorant assholes and not be educated on the benefits of the veg diet or have any life skills to know how to live humanely.

They'll be the first to die off anyway, so lets just be happy with that.

#4 is the biggest idiot. And #1 is just an unfortunate soul.

Suck it.

Baha! Wow. I like number four the best:] Only to the fact that I actually had to read it TWICE to even begin to understand. They should at least try to invest in spell check :] and... India? Really?

OK, for number 1 I can understand this persons concerns. When you cannot spell or use grammar there is a great risk that "eyewash" and "coke" might sound pretty similar. Please help them make the correct choice when applying shampoo (not hair removal cream as the spelling is way too close).

Number 2 - simple and straight to the point. Congratulations you identified a chicken as a bird. Now when you turn pages in your children's animal identification book, make sure that you work out what an udder is and whether it's a bull or a cow that has one before you drink from it. Also, I am betting you "need to eat" less.

Next - number 3 Some humans are my friends too but they still often fight me when I try to add them to mash potato. As for the natives, well they never ate themselves to obesity, so you can learn from that too I bet.

Number 4 - sloughter houses? Is that some institution for the slow? Do you live or work there? Please send literature and a contact number for the removal company specializing in Country moving. And why India? They already have over 1 billion people that want to keep away from you.

Number 5 - McDonalds will not reveal their secret to making nuggets tasty but The secret ingredient will be revealed here though. It is advertising! If I can make a turd sound delicious, you will eat it. Yes you will :) Admit it fatty.

I don't know which to vote for because they are all so idiotic. I mean, opinions and what not aside, if you are going to try to argue for a side and make a point, learn to speak properly and don't cuss. Speaking broken english punctuated by expletives only makes you sound less intelligent, and takes away any credit you are trying to win for the point you are supporting. Seriously people!

LOLLLLLLL!!!
hahahahahahaaha
they're all so stupid and they can't spell

1) you guys are so stupid animals arent as important as people wouldnt you rather have them drop coke into and animals eye istead of it coming onto the shelves someone getting it into their eye and it burns their eye out HUMANS ARE MORE IMPORTANT

Haha!
Number four for sure!
Seriously, India?!?
They do realize there are other people in India too, right?
Ehh, as bad as their grammar was, I doubt they do ;)
Plus, the first fbomb needs an- ing after it :P
Pshhh. Idiots.
I hate people that troll.
I hope animals eat them, lol.

All of those comments are idiotic. #1 I don't fully comprehend, #2 is dismissive and ignorant, #3... animals wont eat people unless threatened or harrassed, or in a sharks case, because they accidently thought the floating person was food. #4 No comment. Too stupid, it speaks for itself. And #5 Don't worry, we wont bite you!! We don't eat meat!

LOLOLOLOL! Definatly #1. Wow. That just made my day. I love stupid people.
Sorta.

I bet all of them thought they were funny. I hope they choke on that shit. lol

But i must say no one. I mean, who puts coke in their eye? and if they do they need to be locked up How stupid can someone be?

Love natalie
xx

they are all pretty stupid but #1 is my fav!!!

Most definitely number one.

I agree, if they would just stop eating all those poor animals maybe they would have better grammer skills. and why sign up for peta2 if you hate vegans? i vote #1 cuz it makes no sense, then #3 or #4(they're equaly stupid).

Does meat cause bad spelling & grammar?

I say four. it doesnt make sense D8

Number 4. Hahaha. What a moron.

wow. these people are pathetic. don't they have anything better to do with their time than saying stupid things like this? number one is the dumbest- we're like so totally going to put coke in our eyes... what a noob.

First of I love how well all of them use grammar. Glad to see people go to school to learn. I am going to have to give my vote to #4 because I can bearly understand it and it's funny how dumb people are.

Wow,by far #1 is the dumbest. I would surely like to see #1 have stuff poured into his eyes while he is strapped or in a cage. I think there are other ways of doing tests, and NOT on any animal. I banned all products thats tested on animals. Why doesn't #1 volunteer to have tests done on him/her for a day and see if they change their mind?

they're all so stupid and poorly misspelled (don't even get me started on the grammar) but 4 is so stupid!

Yay for meat! ^o^

#1
that was the hardest decission of my life.

1
2
5
3
4
haha, what idiots :)

woow.
definately number 4.
i had no clue what in the world they said.
India?! LMFAO.

woow.
definately number 4.
i had no clue what in the world they said.
India?! LMFAO.

i love how bad their spelling is. my fave is #4 . you can see how little education they get.

#1 fer suuurreeeeee. they cant even spell right, mother f***ers. :p
vegetarians/vegans kick a**!!!

number 4, just because.. wtf haha.

Wow, people are dumb! They must be fat too, with all the meat they're eating. :) #1 is the stupidest. #3 also made me snicker, 'right next to the mashed potatoes'? Get a life and a clue, you murderers!

Hahhaha hmm number 3 or 4 haha
lol
I heard the mosy hilarious thing on MTV Canada yesterday

"What do you call someone who likes PETA?"
"A PETA-FILE!" XD hahaha soooo funny XD

Goodness,these people are just pathetic.
To the person who wrote #3: Animals aren't as advanced as humans,therefore they might eat humans.
But it's mostly the human's fault for disturbing the animal.
To the person who wrote #2:We can survive without eating animals.Just takes a bit more effort.
Oh but my favorite is #1.The whole comment just screams "I'M AN IGNORANT BUTT WIPE!"

Have 4 and 5 never heard of full stops?!

I think number 3 annoys me the most though, for so many reasons!

they're all extremely stupid..but i think it's a tie between #1 and #4.

I ridicule the person whom wrote number one.

You can tell that they should be educated not only on animal rights, but proper sentence structure.

(:

gotta go with #1
Who the hell gets Coke in thier eye?!?!

They are all stupid and haters!
but the worst is the last one because the last sentence is just plain stupid (:

Number 4 .
LMAO, The India part got me cracking,
They're all dumb.

:D #1 is like... :DDD it seems like dosent matter whatta say, just need to say something. :DDDD some people are so lol.... :DDD pathetic sight... :D

haha i vote number 1!! lol

5) wow mcdonalds realy has to tell me how they make there baby chicken nuggets so good an tasty mmmmmm makes me wanna go deep fry a chick right now =p Bite me vegans

sorry babe im a vegan not a vimpare and ehither way your not my type ;D

I like the stupid comment that is numbered 3. Hey, intelligence-retardant idiotic snob who wrote that comment, your various meals must be broken. I know this because I can't hear them screaming for their lives.

Number 3 for me, Its SUCH a idiotic comment.

ahha , i think number 1.
coke in the eye?
tooo funny XD

Wow #5 is so IGNORANT!

#3 is reely funny. this person is trying 2 be all smart

Number 3. Was this person born without a brain or something?

My favorites, in this order:

2: Doesn't know what he's talking about.
5: Mindless.
1: Also doesn't know what he's talking about, however, I prefer 2 because it is obvious.
4: Generic.
3: To be honest, I found it kind of boring.

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