Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment May 20, 2009
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Ah, there's nothing like being called an ass-cake, don't you think? Check out what people had to say to us this time around.
You know the deal: Names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I've thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy!
1) Subject: dont knock it till you try it
Body: I bet half of you f**king peta ass-cakes have never even tried meat.
2) I'd rather eat a nice steak over a chicken period any day, so much tastier and no menstration involved.
3) my favorit thing about the pig is the bacon
4) Well, i will start this message by saying f**k you. I dont know what the f**k is the matter with you, if you get off on seeing animals die or whatever the f**k is the matter with you people, but you disgust me. I enjoy eating meat, and apparently i am the anti christ for doing so. Now you must understand, i have no problem with vegatarians, in fact i have many as friends, but its your "Street Team", with whom i have had many altercations, that truly makes me sick. You send out crews of young teens to do your f**ked up bidding. I like KFC, and i dont need some skinny ass little punk pouring blood on me when i try to by some wings. My leather jacket is the best purchase i ever made, only to be ruined by some little fa***t pouring blood on it. So F**k you.
5) Subject: Want to help
Body: I want to help dissect your ugly asses! Someone should dissect you and fry you up, you dumb f**ks!
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number 1 fersher! =D haha, asscakes!
Posted by: ErinH at May 20, 2009 12:37 PMnumber 3.
>_
I like #4 because the person is so insane. They seem to be the kind of person who like inventing a good ol conspiracy theory! Also, they are clearly super angry becuase they just got showed up by some peta activists. I dunno, the language in this rant is great.For example, 'I like KFC, and i dont need some skinny ass little punk pouring blood on me when i try to by some wings'. Classic!
Posted by: kat at May 20, 2009 1:08 PMDefinitely #4!!
It made me laugh when I saw that they got their leather jacket ruined!
Hahaha, dumba**, that's your own fault.
#4 was pretty great, but you just can't beat ass-cakes.
#1 all the way!!!
Posted by: Blake Simmons at May 20, 2009 1:50 PM1. Ass-cake...hmmm...
Posted by: erika at May 20, 2009 2:02 PMnumber 4, because peta has CLEARLY got to them. :L
Posted by: Lottiee at May 20, 2009 2:08 PMThey are all dumb and hopefully they will catch the swine flu and die. End of story. :P
Posted by: Pepsi One is Fun at May 20, 2009 4:04 PMnumber one, lmfao. can i get that recipie, i'll try some ass-cakes (:
Posted by: Sara at May 20, 2009 5:08 PMwow carnivores are so angry!
Posted by: Georgie at May 20, 2009 5:09 PMasscakes fersure!:)
Posted by: alexis<3 at May 20, 2009 5:09 PMdefinatly ASS CAKE!!! how funny!!
Posted by: kayla at May 20, 2009 5:10 PM3. definitely. but all of them must have been written by pathetic ones.
Posted by: Jess at May 20, 2009 5:12 PMohemgee...number 1...lol
ass cakes...wtf.?
thats so going to be apart of my msn name...lol
Posted by: heather at May 20, 2009 5:15 PM#4 They spent a lot of time on that comment only to look like a tool. They also lied, there's no way anyone on the street team would be friends with an "ass-cake" like that =)
Posted by: Heather at May 20, 2009 5:17 PMnumber 4 definitely, do you think they could've included anymore curse words?
Posted by: deanna at May 20, 2009 5:18 PMUh. Number 4.
You only make people hate you more by pouring blood on them. Seriously. No wonder why people think Im some sort of physio-bitch as soon as they hear I dont eat meat. You guys should just keep to normal protests that doesnt involve pooring some ANIMALS blood on people. Thats just sick and barbarous.
Posted by: Sarah at May 20, 2009 5:18 PMI think ass-cakes is funny, but 4 was absolutely hilarious. He got owned, and peta got win.
Posted by: Lorin at May 20, 2009 5:19 PM1 fer sure :D you can't beat ass-cakes.
Posted by: pansy at May 20, 2009 5:21 PMI think #1 is the best. Are they honestly that stupid?
Everyone's parents made them when they were little...
Oh, and I like #4, they look like a psychotic cannibal.
Why do people get mad at vegetarians for our choices? They choose to eat meat, so let us choose not to.
Ha, I didn't think you could beat ass-cakes until I read number four. These people are clearly uneducated and completely ridiculous.
Posted by: Brittany at May 20, 2009 5:22 PMAll of them are exceedingly stupid. Really? Hating people for having a choice or a belief? You're stupid. I'm sure you wouldn't want to be killed and eaten if animals ate people. If you REALLY have a problem with people who don't eat meat, you wouldn't spend your time typing long comments about KFC or whatever else.
So dumb.
Posted by: Jenna at May 20, 2009 5:24 PM# 4
Posted by: Daniellee at May 20, 2009 5:26 PMnumber 5!!!
Posted by: kathryn at May 20, 2009 5:30 PMAss cake is pretty funny, but the guy with the pig and his liking the bacon.
I would like to feed an ass-cake to the ass-cake who wrote that comment.
Number 2! especially as that article was about NOT eating eggs.
Some people are so ignorant
Posted by: Clare at May 20, 2009 5:35 PMlol, ass-cakes =] that made me laugh. number one has my vote as dumbest... but i know someone that speaks like number four and number five sounds psychotic...
Posted by: Brittney at May 20, 2009 5:36 PMWhat have these haters DONE to contribute to animals? I bet nothing!!!! Number 4 >_> Meat is disgusting, which makes the haters disgusting :]
lol @ ass-cake
#1 was good but...
#4... very descriptive. #4 is my choice.
Posted by: F S at May 20, 2009 5:42 PMoh man....i'm gonna go with number 2 for sure, that person must have really hurt there brain trying to think that one up
Posted by: HollyAnne <3 at May 20, 2009 5:43 PMlol, ass-cake. I don't know what those silly people are talking about, a friend of mine makes erotic cakes, and I must say ass-cake is the most delicious :D
Posted by: Jennifer at May 20, 2009 5:44 PM#4
Posted by: Londa at May 20, 2009 5:46 PMNUMBER FOUR FOR SURE! (:
ass cakes is really funny by i love how angry number four is. it makes them look so riduclous. hahahaa :D
number one...and the last one...dissect us lmfao. Yea.. okay. Oh yea and apparently we scare ppl too.
Posted by: Tiffany at May 20, 2009 5:54 PMLove #3 and 4. Those guys are hilarious. Also they really need some English lessons. I suggest they buy Grammar for dummies. It might help :p
Posted by: Sabrina at May 20, 2009 6:06 PMhahahahaha, 4.
i love when people get so butthurt. it just makes me laugh.
yeah, but you guys all suck because you care about animal rights. douche bags.
Number 1 FTW!
But number 4 is pretty good runner up. Sounds like he is sick of our message of not eating meat!
Posted by: Anthony at May 20, 2009 6:13 PMThis is classic! Great idea. I think #1 too! I bet I'm laughing harder than they did at our comments.
Posted by: at May 20, 2009 6:28 PMLOL. #1 and #4!
Ass-cakes.. wth is that.. hahaha.
#5. Clearly they recognize that dissecting and frying are not pleasant things because that is how they would like to have revenge on us. Dumbass. Though #4 and 1 were hilarious. People are so blind and well, stupid. Very, very stupid.
Posted by: at May 20, 2009 6:49 PMOh my, these actually just made my day
I love how stupid people make themselves sound "ass-cakes", "chicken period", using vulgar language constantly and misspelling about every word. I think they still eat meat because they havn't been educated well enough.
I'm going with number 2.
5!!! ahahahahhahahahaaaaa XD
Posted by: anji at May 20, 2009 7:38 PMnumber 3 all the way...
Posted by: Nick Birge at May 20, 2009 7:49 PM1) because it made me want to slap whoever sent that comment with a wooden paddle. I ate meat every single day when I was a kid, I loved it! Once I ate a whole plate of bacon, and had more after that! I know, it's very sick, but I was... 5 back then and I wasn't really thinking. Then when I was 10 and got a little smarter, I started thinking! That bacon I just ate is from a pig! A dead pig! And then BAM I'm a vegetarian. Because to me eating pig, cow, chicken, etc is the equivalency of being a cannibal.
Posted by: Hannah at May 20, 2009 8:01 PMGo ass-cakes, go!!!
I like 4, though, but ass cakes are unbeatable.
Posted by: Camila at May 20, 2009 8:05 PMI'd say it's a tie between #1 and #4.
Posted by: BREE BREE Don't Cut This Pig at May 20, 2009 8:08 PM2 and 3 cause they make the least amount of sense.
Posted by: Mandy at May 20, 2009 8:45 PMOkay, number one was quite a chuckle, but i have to say, number 4 was so funny. i had people saying things like that to me when i was trying to get petitions signed today!
Posted by: Alexandra L. at May 20, 2009 8:54 PMwow....
there all so frikken stupid!
&& no. 4 is REALLY stupid, cause my ass is not skinny, && i've been a vegitarian for years!
&& asscakes?..... no, just no.
1. Like eating it will make us realize it's not the single biggest, most widespread evil on the planet.
By the way, you know what's interesting? Quotes like these:
"Why ar u tring too chang wat we beleve do we do dat no"
Yes. Like we go to Chow and put "Meat is Murder!" on every nonvegetarian article.
Posted by: Jacob at May 20, 2009 9:18 PMohh definetly number one.
ass-cakes?.
lovely people.
LMAO!!! # 1 & 4 :P HAHAHAHAH I guess I am an ass -cake :P
Love it haha :]
♥
Much Love!
#4 is my favorite. It made me laugh.
Posted by: Danielle at May 20, 2009 10:28 PMIs anyone else noticing a pattern in the lack of grammatical/spelling skills? I SURE AM.
No judgement~*~
Posted by: Mack at May 20, 2009 10:35 PMDef. Number 4
Posted by: jennie at May 20, 2009 11:35 PMnumber 4 was pretty funny,
but number 1 for sure.
HAHA. Number 1 made me laugh; asscakes :P immature people, i swear!
Posted by: Brittany at May 21, 2009 12:33 AM#4
apparently PETA is a religious group too now because he's the "anti-christ" haha
maybe during PETA's protests we should crucify a meat eater haha or try to exorsize(sp?)one
hehe ignorant people are so entertaining sometimes
Posted by: Sarah at May 21, 2009 2:04 AMno. 3
i can't stand ppl going crazy over bloody bacon
I am voting for number 4, he is so direct with his anger :)
3 is just a nutter, i can imagine him big with red cheeks and ready to burst out of sheer anger :)
Posted by: Michele Glascott at May 21, 2009 4:31 AMnumber 4!! hahaha! they try so hard!!! what a loser! they took the time to critisize peta!! hahaha! wtf??!! :)
Posted by: Alana at May 21, 2009 5:34 AMomg haha number 4 made me want to high 5 whoever that kid was.
all of these are so stupid its truely hard to pick lol
i like number 4, but number one is funny XD
i dont get why people feel the need to curse in every other word. it doesn't make you hardcore :)
Number 4, by far.
Posted by: Generation Suicide at May 21, 2009 10:16 AMNumber 1, purely for the "ass-cakes" comment, it almost sounds sweet!
Posted by: Little_Lotte at May 21, 2009 12:19 PMDefiantly Number 4.
There was some heart and thought put into that.
Bahahaaa.
Stupid Girl.
But "ass-cakes" is classic.
=D.
definately number 4.
that dude is insane! lol
either 4 or 1
haha "ass-cake" WTF
Posted by: Danika_ETF_Lover at May 21, 2009 6:43 PMnumber 1
Posted by: jenn tonic at May 21, 2009 10:30 PMNumber 4!!! Haha its hilarious
ahh I love my fellow activists you guys are great
hahaha that dude was pissed off and "skinny ass"
doesnt that tell him being vegetarian is healthy?
haha dumb guy. ^.^
#4 is just insane!!!
Posted by: Ashley at May 22, 2009 10:52 AM2..it makes no sense...
Posted by: kim at May 22, 2009 12:46 PMlol
#4
because every other word is f**k
Number Four
ha ha Crazy person
NUMBAH 2!! IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO W/ THE TOPIC AND SINCE WHEN DO CHICKENS HAVE PERIODS ?:-/
Posted by: Nana at May 23, 2009 4:04 PMAss-cakes! I lv it! I'm going to use that one from now on.
Posted by: Kate at May 24, 2009 11:13 AMnumber 2 geez wadda retard!!!
Posted by: meeva at May 24, 2009 12:56 PMNumber one.
Mmmmm I wonder what a veggie ass-cake tastes like. Does anyone have the recipe?
#4, he is clearly insane. And I find it so awesome how Peta activism can change your attitude. And maybe we can get so stuck into you we can change your diet.
Posted by: Keith at May 25, 2009 1:24 PM#4 is the biggest idiot of all and certainly the most un-evolved. What a retard, but then all of them qualify for this category. It amazes me how the ignorant defend their ignorance and the retards are following along as close seconds. What a bunch of dufasses.
Posted by: Kass callaghan at May 26, 2009 10:16 PM#2 Since when do chickens had periods? This is so dumb and who eats a Chicken period anyway? OMG this is the most stupid comment I have ever read.
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ahahaha #4
Oh yes I do all of PETA'S "**** UP BIDDING"
lawlz. :)
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