Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment April 8, 2009

Reveal they're emails so we can email them with reasons why they are idiotic or let it all end and let the trolls think we give a damn.....which I'm pretty sure we don't.

OMG, I don’t even know. Those are all so arrogant. I’m going to say #4.
I’ve actually started to think people just write the dumbest things they can think of just in hopes of getting featured as a Dumb Comment. No one can really be that stupid. (I hope.)

Number 5 because he/she obviously hasn't been getting enough of those "essential proteins" to make them smart enough to proof read their own e-mail!

Hm, I like Number 3.
I'm going to take over the world with PETA!

lol definetly 2, its so dumb!
ps could there be an annoucement for the winner??

wow...i'd have 2 saw #1 b/c they sound lyk a COMPLETE retard!!! they cant even spell vegetarians right. they sound lyk those stupid guys who always diss on the stuff teenies lyk. plus, im a vegan. so they can go take that sumwhere else. and HELLO!!! #4, we arent hippies. and wtf is mother gaia???

5.
... he'll..... enough said.

hahaha i dont even know, all of them!!! but if i have to choose number 3 really made me lol

LOL! R these comments even for real. They are actually that thoughtless, i cant take them seriously!! Have all you PPL watched what the animals have done to them? ITS CRUEL! But whatever, have your own BIASED opinion!

Yeh... Okay then well number two is just... No words can even go to how idiotic that one is. Number three as well, is simply stupid. Now, number five... Hmm well first of all, it actually made me laugh. He/she is suggesting that, and I'm paraphrasing, us american hippie goths obviously don't understand the theory of evolution. Um I although think he/she touched up on a very old theory of use and disuse but I'm not sure as it actually pains me to try and interpret what was said... So I have to go with number five

Oh wow. They are all stupid. How could one person, have so much stupidity? I agree with Little_Lotte. Number 5 because he/she obviously hasn't been getting enough of those "essential proteins" to make them smart enough to proof read their own email, haha. They need to get a life.
Seriously.
Americians, when he meant Americans. Font, when he meant don't. Haha, he'll when it was supposed to be Hell. OMG. essential vitamins, my ass.

the comments all sound rather sarcastic. why get all worked up about it? it's hilarious.

HONESTLY! Number one is the funniest one (and most retarded one) that's ever been The Dumbest Comments! What idiot could have post that? GO PETA! YOU GUYS ROCK!

Personally, number 3. Yes. We will rule the world. Also, these people probably had to get out a thesaurus to get a better word for 'grown up into'(evolved)

holllllly poop. I'd have to say numerooo 4. over populated hahahaha, if they werent raised for food then I think they wouldn't be so overpopulated..silly people.

wow number4. if the animals wenent raised to be killed there wouldnt be over population. animals in the wild arnt forced to overproduce like ones tourtured in captivity.
and as far as number5 goes humans evolved learnignthat we need protiens. some of us just evolved more learning that its unneccisary to kill animals to get it, other foots are good sorces and cruetly free.
the rest are just rude and make the writers sound ignorant and prejudice.

just saying what I think. thankss

I would say all of them but I will go with number 1.

OMG! >.
Bahahahahahahahahaha!
I laughed my ass off, but #5 I was like WHAT THE HELL? XD What a booob.

i dont even know. it looks like none of them know what they are talking about

hahaha, the first one...
"Smaller, tastier animals get eaten by the larger hungry ones! I piss on your tofu. Go eat a lovely dead cow..."

last time i checked, people were smaller than cows... and if you're bigger than a cow, you might wanna lay off the hamburgers for a while. (:

Haha, deffinately #2. Serously, we're going to take over the world? Awesome! Didn't knew that!

2, most definitely. the rest are just dumb, 2 is a conspiracy theorist to boot though lol.

LMFAO. definately number 2.

Haha, definitely number 3!
We'll be taking over the world! ;)

definatly 4. they go on and on and the longer the comment gets the less sense it makes. like they forget what they have written halfway through writing it.

I like two. It's really funny. The others are just ignorant people voicing their uneducated opinions.

they are all completely rediculous but 3 and 4? come on ppl are soooo stupid

world domination does sound very appealing *plots*

# 2 just cause how can you not laugh at that?!?!?!

LOL!!! #2 is hilariously dumb. what an idiot!!

I like how #4 compares eating meat to war. That analogy is so bad it dominates. And the thing about overpopulation. It's like they have no brains, or at least no concept of what is actually going on in the world.

LMFAO number 2 "I know all about your evil plot for global domination. If you get your way, then all freedom in this world will die. I won't let that happen as long as I live." Wow, someone watches a little to much pinkie and the brian lmfao!! ahaha, I had to laugh histarically when I read that, the rest of them just piss me off, they just prove how shallow minded they are. Animals weren't put here for the soul prupose to feed us. thats ridiculous. and we're not hippies..? Animals do have feelings, like us. Yes cats and dogs are domesticates animals and pigs, cows, chickens etc. are not, but who made that desicion? NOT THEM. They didnt chose the life they live, they just get put there. So you arrogant meat heads need to stfu and realize that you just show us vegetarians/vegans why we're the way we are.

:D

haha number one for sure how stupid can these people be seriously??!!

Number 4..no reason to explain

they're all pretty dumb but i'd probably have to choose #4...... overpopulation!! hahahha

its funny how when people dont know what they are talking about they just ramble. i think its a poor attempt at getting the reader confused and just giving up. i cant even pick a favorite dumb comment, they are all so good in a dumb way.

Some of them present some valid points.

1.

LOL I can't help that I'm an ickle bit crazy. :)
And as far as you peeing on my tofu...that's what I did on your steak lastnight. XD

Personally, I think three is the dumbest comment. What he said was ridiculous, and highly arguable.

Buuuuut, two has to be my favourite. Peta's own manifest destiny! Ah ha ha.

Hahahaha, our "evil plot"???? Seriously, since when did saving animals become an evil plot to take over the world???

Why do these people have so much hate?

#4
"animals deserve to die because of overpopulation."
the world is overpopulated with people, does he mean that we need to start killing off innocent living humans as well. what a cold hearted thing to say. and it actually takes less energy to grow crops... why do you think overpopulated areas eat a lot of rice and vegtables, they normally do not eat meat unless they are wealthy. this person that wrote that comment needs to do their research. one extremely definate thing peta does is proper researching.

I think 3 & 4 ahev to be the worst hahaha.

No. 3 is factually wrong for a start; stating that pigs, cows and chickens aren't domesticated species.
And nothing is 'destined' to be eaten hah; it is simply a co-incidence that a given species consumes another... for example, zebras wern't created for lions to eat them; they simply exist in the same locations as lions- and have therefore become a food source.

Most of No. 4 doesn't make any grammatical sense so fuck knows what that chap was trying to say!
For a start there wouldn't be overpopulation of animals if we hadn't domesticated and exploited them.
I've not come across any wild/farm animals that naturally eat tofu either hah so I'm sure the tofu supplies are safe- not to mention tofu doesn't grow in the wild hah it has to be manufactured- and not all vegetarians/vegans eat it.
Why make the assumption we're all hippies aswell haha.
Anyway, growing food for farm animals is the main contributor to starvation. If everybody was vegetarian/vegan we'd probably have 2-4 times more food to spread around the world...

Peace

I fell in love with nr 1. Dummer then dumbest, really no-sense with no sense!

Haha, wow all of those just made my day... I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard!

"I think all that lettuce has gone to your brain love." Funny... I thought the same thing about you and all the tokes you've been taking...

Uh... lets see, my vote goes to #2 ^-^

Those people are SO funny!
They must be obsessed with PETA to take the time to post something so stupid. xD

HARRRRD CHOICE.. They're all right up there on the dumbass scale...

Let's just say #4. The overpopulation thing made me laugh.

I mean, #5 just needs to go back to grade school, that's all. .. Ok.. and more.

Wowza, they are all pretty much equally ... retarded. Hmm, funny people nowadays. # 4 is my topper though. GO P£t@!¡!

i'll go with number three. farm animals are obviously domesticated. it isn't just stupid it's wrong when the person is trying to be serious.

ah, the enjoyment of going into the minds of uneducated, unfeeling people.
makes me laugh.

these are the stupidiest things i've ever seen in my whole life, and it's really hard to vote for only one...
i go for the #4, cuz that lame people took his time to write such a huge thing but never though about wastin his time to save the planet where he lives.
just lame.

1) Not all chains of restaurants carry meat. And not all meat is killed in the way KFC kills theirs.
2) Good thing you are not going to live very long anyway.
3) What does God have to do with it? The reason their purpose is to be eaten, is because that is what we have made their purpose.
4) Have you ever read "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift written in 1729. He had the right idea, I vote we do that!
5) I guess there are no other animals out there that eat meat? Maybe...right?

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Sorry, I had to comment on each of them.

I vote...2 because it is completely random...

Ignorant and uneducated. Fight the good fight; in order to do this people must be open minded and educated to the topic. Clearly 1 - 5 were not! Global domination? We'll get there if everyone is this uneducated sooner than expected!

oh definately number 4 since he thinks animals are overpopulated and humans aren't?
is he saying that because there are too many people we have to eat animals? after all the animals are gone, you can't grow more like you can with vegetables
duhhhhh

ROFLMAO! I'ts a hard decisition, 3, 4 and 5 are just an insult for human inteligence, I'll go for number 2 which it's just hilarius! Number 3, oh yes, dumbass, do you know who else evolution made tasty? Your ass, try to cook it! Number 4 oh yeah, the overpopulation of us, humans, it's nothing compared to all those mammoths eating our Tofu! Number 5 Oh yes, bastard, it's like vegetarian lions that get dumber with the time, but some how, all that meat you've eaten and gone to your brain, hasn't let oxigen get there, that's why so many of you neurons have died, and you write this kind of stupid comments, I don't even blame you Haha!

Well i have to go with number 1 comment.

I love the world domination one. They are all stuid though! lol o man.

4, because I love the fact that he/she says humans have the ability to think and reason reason, yet he/she is incapable of forming a coherent English sentence. That really does wonders for his/her argument.

Hahahaha. I like number four. Seriously, dude, dont waste your breath.

Number 3... "Dogs and cats are domesticated animals, pigs, cows and chickens are not." Why do people leave comments about issues that they clearly have no education on? Does this guy know what a domesticated animal is? Domesticated does not mean pet.

Number 4 is my fave.

Suggesting that we need to eat animals to avoid overpopulation, we're the ones that breed them!!

And using overpopulation as a justification for war...hilarious..

#4
i suppose killing the jews and gypsies was a good idea baby hitler!

#4 Isn't it strange how people are so funny about their food? Like the best defense is a good offense.

haha. i like the 2nd one! :)

i dont find any of them funny, tbh.

#4!!

I honestly can't choose. They're all so ignorant and idiotic, really. I tried really hard to pick, but they're all so uneducated and such that it was pretty hard. I'd think though, that it would be a tie between two and four for me though.

Number 5.

O my goodness how ignorant can some people be??? Its funny though...Anyway #2 is my favorite..lol

#1. I really was like "wtf!?!" If you pissed on our tofu, you'd be arrested.

I'm gonna go for #5, the last one. If meat was the reason we've "evolved" so much, what about the brains of carnivorous animals? lol.

number 5!! I love the attempted grammar and logic!!!

#2 wins for me..lol

Oh wow!!! I don't even know, they're all so damn ignorant!! I'll go with the long winded #4 because of their gloomy, negative world view. Must suck to live like that!! =)

#4
...really?

#1
...
Don't mess with my Tofu.

Oo, that's a tough one.

I...I'm sorry, I can't decide!!

i can NOT choose between 2, 4, and 5 xD

tough choice they're all idiotic...but #4 is the most stupid. yup, definitly #4. how can you send off a message like that w/complete certanty without researching your facts? when meat drains all the aquifers, and the gov. has to thin out the population, the meat-eaters should be the first executed cuz they laughed + said that the world will die if everyone goes vegan. idiots ha ha ha

Haha. this people crack me up x))
number 4 is stupid!

Ha!

These are freakin priceless!

Stupid, arrogant people!

Think they know it all!!

Number five, he/she can't type nor do they have any clue what they are talking about..

Wow...

bahahahaha number two!
that guy is so ridiculous xD

"we have evolved smarter brains due to the essential proteins" I don't think the author of #5 has evolved his smarter brain...Is that from all the meat he/she's been eating??? go figure...

I vote #2--it's so funny! Hahaha! ;D

Number two. Definitely.

And I liked Kelly's comment about the first one..."last time i checked, people were smaller than cows... and if you're bigger than a cow, you might wanna lay off the hamburgers for a while."

Hahaha classic.

Wow, these get dumber and dumber. "Animals need to die of overpopulation. We intelligent people know that if too many exist there will be no more Tofu to eat because it will be all gone." "Meat's the reason we have evolved smarter brains due to the decline of the jaw muscle causing the brain to expand." What the hell, seriously? And if they want the animals to die of overpopulation, why do they eat meat? Isn't their side "You are eating all the plants, which harms the environment, while I eat animals that eat plants and save the environment!"?

I wish we could nominate people from various comment boards and put them here. This guy deserves a mention:

"I do not appreciate posts regarding PETA. Most commenters on this site agree that the organization is a blight on our planet, and does nothing but attempt to control people and gain power.

Every time you run a story on them, you fuel their obnoxious campaigns, ridiculous thinking, and contribute to their influence and power.

Please stop running stories regarding PETA. By not running stories of them, you essentially cut the organization's head off. They become irrelevant, wither, and die. They will never achieve their ultimate goal of gaining power within various governments. Their attention whoring will be no more. Most of us would like this to happen."

WHAT THE HELL, ARE THEY SERIOUS?!

I really thought number 2 was very amusing. :]

oh lord. they are all quite horrid. but i'm going to have to choose 4. he/she thinks he/she is so smart. haha i CANNOT stand people who give false facts, and 4's facts are not only false but also DUMB. we need war? animals and people NEED to die? someone needs therapy...

i am always one to listen and respect others opinions even if i dont agree with it. But its impossible to have respect for anyones opinion if they are spouting off in an ignorant and rude manner. Im sure some of the "hate" mail peta gets is just people thinking they are being clever.

Lololololol. Soooooo funny. World Domination, wtf?

The were al amusing.Obviously a person who eats meat can't spell correctly or can't say anything without swearing.

Good Day Loves-
Amanda

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #2 is so dumb
i completely agree with kelly!
"smaller animals get eaten by bigger hungry animals. now go eat a nice dead cow..."
humans are smaller than cows but if you are bigger than a cow...geez you need to lay off the big macs. :)

Man.. these people are (stupid!) ughh not smart. I would have to say that all of these are dumb lol. I actually heard a lot of these the other day. I'm doing the KFC petition. Some little girly decided to say "Why are you people signing this? I mean god put animals on Earth for us to eat. That's how are body gets nutrients." Than she walked off. This one was more on the dumb side " Vegetarians are stupid for not eating meat. They are all just going to die. You need to eat animals. Eating meat is healthy for you. " Oh this one had to be my favorite though "Chickens are going to die either way so why are you wasting your time doing that? Who cares if they get tortured people will eat them either way. Food is food. I love eating chicken I am going to go to Church's and order some." Yeah shows how much they know. Anyway since one has to be picked I am going with number five. I actually think our people have gotten less intelligent and are so wound up with what they think are the facts.

I hope we have a smarter generation next time. (And no meat-eaters)
=D I love you peta2 lol!

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