Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment December 31, 2008
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Need a little time away from your family? Check out the ridiculous comments we've received at peta2, then be sure to check out the past installments. You can't help but laugh at this stuff.
As always, names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I've thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy!
1) you guys suck balls why would you want to hurt people for doing things 90% of the world has been doing to survive for thousands of years? go choke on a tofurkey you self rightoues pieces of s**t
2) Pathetic. You guys just have no clue at all! Sea Kittens. What brain trust came up with that idea? LOL. Listen, you pathetic idiots are just hurting yourselves with your stupidity. I will eat veal tonight and will go poach some geese this weekend. Just for you. I will boil them alive before cooking them. Have some nice dreams.
3) why do you guys defend animals as much as you do?everyone would die if there was no animal slaughter what do you like more your life or some cows life,i love beef!!!
4) People Eating Tasty Animals is now takeing applications for persons interested in exotic game hunts and feasts if you wish further information contact me.
5) Subject: meat
Body: are ya'll f**kin retarded
Which is your favorite? Let me know below!
Comments
Obviouslly number 3. I think I've never seen something like that before, it's like a 3-years-old idea.
(There's no intention of hurting 3-years-old's feelings).
Posted by: Camila at December 31, 2008 11:18 AMWell, 1 is pretty funny. So is three.
Just because something always has been a certain way, doesn't make it right.
I like 3. =) haha. Everyone would die if animals didn't die...??? I'm not really following that logic. And notice that nobody has any kind of support for any of their accusations. They just say they eat meat so screw us. Maybe they're jealous???
Posted by: Jane at December 31, 2008 12:36 PMNumber 4! These people are so mental.
Posted by: Alicia at December 31, 2008 12:38 PMAll of these are hilarious! Aw, I hope they all die from heart disease ;D
I'm going to go with #1 though.
Posted by: jessica at December 31, 2008 12:54 PMthey're all hilarious
but i think number 3 has to be the worst!
Gotta be number three.
3)'' why do you guys defend animals as much as you do?everyone would die if there was no animal slaughter what do you like more your life or some cows life,i love beef!!!''
First of all saying everyone would die without meat is terribly retarded.
Like there has never been a vegetarian society?, and like the millions of vegetarians in the world are dying?,I am here writing this,-the proof is in the pudding my friend.Vegetarians DO EXIST.
What is quite worrying is that someone actually think's eating meat is saving live's.
And also how insensitive and dangerous it is too think that human life is more valid then a cows?.
Very.
Cows are sentient living beings,and that person is clearly very de-sensitized to the animal.
That is a potentually dangerous mind set to be in, and people like Ian Brady and Jeffrey Dahmer are the proof of that, starting out on animals moving on to children.
And thirdly they contradict themselves by saying they love ''Beef'' now beef is a created label.
The term ''Beef''is just something created by the meat industry to market a dead animal carcass as tasty and nutricious.
It is actually a dead cow.
So if you love cow so much then why eat it?.
People need to really stop and think.
Ignorance is dangerous.
Number three.
Haha wow.
These all piss me off, what IF we are vegetarians or vegans?! It's not their business! They're so heartless (obviously) for posting things like that to you.... PETA 2 FOR LIFEE :D
Posted by: Stef at December 31, 2008 2:07 PMTheyre all ridicoulous. Hahaha.
#2
hahahahaha #5 all the way.
Posted by: charlotte at December 31, 2008 2:07 PMOmg the first one made me want to punch someone acually all of them did there all really really stupid. Id have to say number two cause it made me want to punch them in the face.
Posted by: Dionna at December 31, 2008 2:08 PMlol number 4 is the funniest
Posted by: erick at December 31, 2008 2:08 PMisn't it just as immature to do this? I'm probably going to get chewed up for this too, but whatever.
I used to support PETA, I've been vegetarian for three years. but you guys are just too much.
and this makes it no better.
bahahahahhahahahahha
#1!!!
hahaha
5. Only because they can't even write a sentence correctly. (:
I wish people weren't so ignorant, I mean, why even spend your time on the website if you're just goig to leave rude comments?
Posted by: Sara at December 31, 2008 2:11 PMdude. hahaha. people are just plain out stupid!
but my favorite stupid comments were number 4 and 5. i mean seriously? are people that ignorant && moronic??? hahaha. i'm glad i'm not them!
my fave is number 5.
haha!
(:
that person must be DUMB.!
Wow, what idiots! First off everyone who left those comments could use some intelligence! They are just self-fish, and mad that they do not have enough will-power to give up eating animals. My personal favorite comments were these ones-
"Pathetic. You guys just have no clue at all! Sea Kittens. What brain trust came up with that idea? LOL. Listen, you pathetic idiots are just hurting yourselves with your stupidity. I will eat veal tonight and will go poach some geese this weekend. Just for you. I will boil them alive before cooking them. Have some nice dreams."
&
"you guys suck balls why would you want to hurt people for doing things 90% of the world has been doing to survive for thousands of years? go choke on a tofurkey you self rightoues pieces of s**t"
Perhaps the two people who left those comments could have a good vocabulary lesson, or maybe taught some respect! To the both of those people who left those comments, I hope that your Veal makes your colon rott. Oh and I hope that the person who told PETA to choke on a Tofurky, well I hope they choke on a Tofurky!
GO VEG :)
Posted by: Maddy at December 31, 2008 2:12 PMMy Favorite One Was Definitely the first one! "go choke on a tofurkey" Hahaha That is Hilarious! Whoever this person is; they're a hoot! To Bad People Don't Realize what they're doing and why it's wrong. But Number 3 apparently forgot that Vegatarians are still alive. And we don't eat meat...Anyways My Favorite is Number 1
Posted by: Angel Ramirez at December 31, 2008 2:13 PMyeah i vote for number 5, it's the one that required the most thought....lol
Posted by: Vleeta at December 31, 2008 2:18 PMnumber three would have to be the dumbest. but they're all pretty funny. :]
Posted by: Darbi at December 31, 2008 2:55 PMnumber three would have to be the dumbest. but they're all pretty funny. :]
Posted by: Darbi at December 31, 2008 2:55 PMNumbah 3
Because it made me laugh and because I do care about the cow more :)
OR
Numbah 5
since it's simple and to the point XD
#4
It is really depressing to know that part of our world lies in the hands of self-righteous, ignorant, un-feeling, fools such as these and it very strongly supports the theory of humanity's reverse evolution. People who think and act out the way that many of these people do makes them appear closer to their neanderthal ancestors than to the post-evolved state that they should remain in today. The biggest reason for this becoming into existence resides in poor education and life exploration "ignorance is not bliss" . "If you don't know your history you are doomed to repeat it" acts of barbarianism are unfortunately becoming a frequent and constant part of today's society most likely caused by our uncivilized and often brutal past actions and customs. It is up to us to help change the future and put things in their proper place, and to be sure that a great expression of equality spreads across the earth to accompany empathy and a passion for our planet so we as a whole can reach a pinnacle of development and peace.
"it may be a long road but its one worth walking"
numbah two, ferreal
that shit made my day :)
Number 3 because it contains no logic whatsoever!
Posted by: Little_Lotte at December 31, 2008 3:33 PMim defiantly going to go with number 1 and number 4 those are so hilarious!
Posted by: Leslie at December 31, 2008 3:43 PMim defiantly going to go with number 1 and number 4 those are so hilarious!
Posted by: Leslie at December 31, 2008 3:44 PMHaha I like number 3. It doesn't make any sense lol last time I checked I'm still alive, and I don't eat meat.
Posted by: Tiffany at December 31, 2008 4:01 PMFive, hands down.
Posted by: at December 31, 2008 4:07 PMIm aiming between 4 and 5.
Posted by: Paige at December 31, 2008 4:26 PM#5 made me burst out laughing. it was very unexpected lol
Posted by: jasey at December 31, 2008 4:40 PM#2. i wonder if he did...!! wow these are so stupid!! go peta2!
Posted by: jennie at December 31, 2008 5:19 PM#2. i wonder if he did...!! wow these are so stupid!! go peta2!
Posted by: jennie at December 31, 2008 5:19 PMha! definately number 3. I guess i'm about to die soon because i don't eat meat....nope i'm still alive lol :)
Posted by: Cathy at December 31, 2008 6:10 PMim a fan of number one it gave me a good chuckle and a half
its(pardon me) BULL SHIT!!!
**!we may have been doing it for "thousands" of years but we live in times now where we dont need to rely on animals for food and warmth.
hopex
This is the funniest! LOL!
5) Subject: meat
Body: are ya'll f**kin retarded
#4. without a doubt.
Posted by: erika at January 1, 2009 2:16 AM#3
we are not cavemen. yes a thousand years ago it was a matter of survival to hunt and eat. but we are not hunting. we are going to the store. and we can survive without eating meat products. it is not necessary to kill to survive anymore!
Posted by: rachel caldwell at January 1, 2009 11:34 AM5 is hysterical!
Posted by: Kelly at January 1, 2009 12:56 PMI'm not a vegetarian but I do think these comments are pretty insulting. No. 5 was written by a moron. So I vote for that one. Look, I don't know this site or where to post so I'll post here: I don't support people hurting animals; clubbing seals, battery farms or using animals for entertainment, however telling people what they can and can't eat and ostracising them for it is discriminatory and some of your comments frighten me. I think some of the people here are extremist. Pelting people with flour should NOT be funny or 'good'. I am fine with your views, can't you be ok with mine in return?
Posted by: Ally at January 1, 2009 5:12 PMwow, #3 is so idiotic, i've been a vegetarian my whole life, i haven't even tasted meat and i'm completely healthy! people can be so ignorant.
Posted by: Sarada at January 1, 2009 5:15 PManyone who has the time to send you guys hatemail is freaking mental.
i choose number 3.
;D
Number 3. Really what have this kids parents been tellin ghim o mak ehim think this way? (I say kid becuase this thinkng is entirly juvinile)
Posted by: Ashley Cook at January 2, 2009 9:43 AMeith #5 or #3
Posted by: Isabelle at January 2, 2009 2:10 PMI'm going to have to go with #5 "are ya'll f**kin retarded"
I believe the proper grammer would be "Are you all F***king ______" the last blank is for political correctness. Perhaps we should educated these people...I almost pity them. If they can't even receive a proper education in english...how can we expect them to know about animal cruelty? I guess some people can't follow their hearts.
Posted by: kelsey at January 2, 2009 2:34 PMI thought number one was funny. I dont really think he knew what he was talking about.....
Posted by: Rebecca at January 2, 2009 2:39 PMHah. I think the person who wrote number 5 should go to the "Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good, and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good too". Lol. But number 3 is the most ignorant I would say. But they are all pretty ignorant.
Posted by: Arieanne Pate at January 2, 2009 6:20 PMOkay. #2 is my vote.
That is like the most dumb comment ever.
I wanted to go cry when I read it.
So #2 is my vote.
Oh, man. Number three. What idiots.
Posted by: Anita Yandle at January 2, 2009 7:11 PMNumber 2 is just plain mean.
Posted by: Casandra at January 2, 2009 8:41 PMall of them.
ecpecially number 4
real knee-slapper right there lol
But the ironic thing is that they are calling us stupid while they have bad grammer
Posted by: Patricia at January 3, 2009 12:04 AMI think no.2 is rather amusing, but then they all show that meat eaters are just not as "tuned in" as we are, is it any wonder statistics show more intelligent people are veggie? rofl at them all.
Posted by: Jordan at January 3, 2009 5:51 AMI vote #1, because they obviously have NO idea what they're talking about. It doesn't even make sense!
But hey, I guess that's what happens when you don't have a brain...
*BURN*
xD
Posted by: Kira at January 3, 2009 11:50 AMlol 2 or 3? 'i love beef' sounding like homer simpson
Posted by: kiddy at January 3, 2009 12:25 PM3. is stupid lolz
Posted by: Crystal at January 3, 2009 8:27 PMthey are all funny but its a tie between 1 and 2 i mean who eats veal and poaches geese just because of the opinions of people. These did make me angry then i thought they are stupid and don't know anything. hahahahahahahahaha losers. we are awesome for what we do but its kills me to see that some people dont understand us
Posted by: at January 3, 2009 9:08 PMGotta be #1. Tofurkey?
Love it.
#3
Posted by: maira at January 3, 2009 11:12 PMhahaha well these are all
quite ridiculous,but im
going to go with number 5: )
I am a strict vegetarian and I have to kind of agree with #1. A lot of fellow veggies that I've met have been extremely self righteous and ignorant. Everyone wants everyone to be open to their life choices and views but half of us are willing to see someone else's. Don't get me wrong I would love to see the world go veggie!!!! But I'm not going to force my opinion on someone else and make them feel like less of a person for the way they choose to live and the choices they make just as I wouldn't want carnivores to do to me. I love peta and I think they do wonderful things for animal rights, their hearts really are in the right place. I just think some of us with the best intentions go a little too far. Number three just made me laugh, I get along just fine without beef lol
Posted by: Brittney at January 4, 2009 1:16 AMHow old are all of you? Ten? This is beyond immature. Please take your heads out of your asses.
Posted by: JUNNIE at January 4, 2009 9:24 AMid say number one. HOW DOES TRYING TO PROTECT ANIMALS MAKE US SELF RIGHTEOUS?!
Posted by: Laura Davis at January 4, 2009 11:28 AM#5 Hahaha.
Posted by: Ashley at January 4, 2009 1:37 PMNumber 5 just gave me a good laugh
Posted by: Jenny at January 4, 2009 3:33 PMThese people are such morons! But I will go with #2!!!!!
Posted by: emily at January 4, 2009 7:08 PM111111111
Posted by: at January 4, 2009 7:19 PMI think 4 cuz that person seems like they may actually have a BRAIN. (Doesn't mean I approve of what they said)
Posted by: SweeneyGirl at January 4, 2009 8:34 PMwow they are all stpid what dip sh*t came up with that cr*p?
Posted by: cassy at January 5, 2009 2:53 AM"people eating tasty animals." wow, how original. no one's ever thought of that before. seriously, we've heard it all before. And these lameos say were wasteing our time.
Posted by: sophia(e) at January 5, 2009 10:31 AM4) People Eating Tasty Animals is now takeing applications for persons interested in exotic game hunts and feasts if you wish further information contact me.
jajjaja, who was he/she thinking was contacting? xD
Four is pretty messed up well, all of them are. I just wish, like all of you, that others would just realize how its murder and just plain out gross! It's DEAD, yuck. Any way, I was at six flags with my boyfriend who helped me become vegetarian (yay!) and we saw some dude with a shirt that said People Eating Tasty Animals. He was like "That sick mother f***er!!!" He was so pissed.
Posted by: Jamie at January 5, 2009 1:44 PMnumber five, cause i acutally burst out laughing
Posted by: Celinee at January 7, 2009 4:48 PMI like 3!!!!
Posted by: Sarah at January 8, 2009 9:51 AMTough call between 3 and 4.
Posted by: Kate at January 8, 2009 11:12 AMI definitely have to say five. No competition
Posted by: Hope at January 8, 2009 9:42 PM1 and 2 made me laugh the most. But then again, all 5 of those comments were dumb, it was a tough decision to make.
Posted by: Hayley at January 14, 2009 4:58 PM#3 because that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard.
Posted by: Charlotte at January 14, 2009 5:12 PMHaha Gotta Be Number 3.
Posted by: Zeme at January 14, 2009 5:46 PMNumber 3 for sure. How can anyone be like that? Just because you don't agree with someone's opinion doesn't mean you should lose all human decency. Its rude and disgusting. I can't believe people like that exist..
Posted by: Danny at January 14, 2009 6:03 PMOh, 3 for the win.
Posted by: Rachel at January 14, 2009 6:05 PMGotta be 3. The People Eating Tasty Animals joke is so old and tired I've just started slapping people when they say it.
Posted by: Amber at January 14, 2009 6:14 PMHahahahaha oh gosh I would have to say number three. "Everyone would die without animal slaughter" can you say IDIOT lol
Posted by: Erica at January 14, 2009 6:17 PMi think #2 but #5 really make me laugh jejej
Posted by: Lenna at January 14, 2009 6:18 PM#5- Is that really the best adjective you can come up with? Cause that is sad. :(
Go Back to English class and learn something. :)
Posted by: Miranda at January 14, 2009 6:24 PMahahahahaha wtf.
i have to vote for number three.
#1 is the weirdest, although #2 comes pretty close. Does that mean #2 usually eats raw geese?
I'm sorry to spoil the fun guys. Maybe my skin just isn't think enough yet but I think it's stomach-churning awful that the world is this stupid still. Uphill battle for us veggies.
*ends pessimistic talk. you may resume laughter
Posted by: kaiori at January 14, 2009 6:31 PMAh, these all made me lol, but I have to go with 3. Just because that one really shows how stupid some [meat eaters] can seriously be. It's really sad, actually.
Posted by: Rachel at January 14, 2009 6:37 PMWow. These are classic! I'm thinking that number three is the most idiotic statement of the five. The others just seem to be hate mail from some very vindictive people with too much time on their hands. Number three is from someone who honestly thinks that we all have to eat meat to survive! Maybe that person thinks that all vegetarians secretly stuff themselves with meat when they go home. *shrugs* It's truly painful that people like this exist.
Posted by: Rachel at January 14, 2009 6:40 PMLMFAO. 3 ALL THE WAY! :P
Posted by: kaylie at January 14, 2009 6:58 PM2 is definitely the greatest, because they think they're incredibly intelligent and articulate. too good.
Posted by: moo at January 14, 2009 6:59 PM#4 takes the cake for the spelling mistake. "takeing" ?? ha!
Posted by: allison at January 14, 2009 6:59 PMnumber 5 XD
Posted by: anji at January 14, 2009 7:03 PMAll of them are pathetic. What really gets me is that they are too immature to accept us as a part of society. We have accepted them as animal-eaters, so why can they not accept us? It's not even a big deal, just because we choose not to harm animals. What the fuck is wrong with that? So we have a heart, get over it! People like that make me so angry, and to think those people make up part of our world. What an embarrassment. Sick.
x
Hi, all 5 comments are stupid, irrational, aggresive... 5 Good examples: "See what happens with your brain when you eat meat"...
Posted by: Karla at January 14, 2009 7:06 PM#2 was deffinatly one of the dumbest things ive ever read.
Posted by: ElSapito at January 14, 2009 7:14 PM#3 has to be the most illogical.
Posted by: nikki at January 14, 2009 7:17 PMNumber 3 xoxo
Posted by: Erin at January 14, 2009 7:23 PMThree is the dumbest!
Posted by: Alicia at January 14, 2009 7:27 PM#3! I haven't eaten meat in over 20 years and I'm not dead yet! In fact, I'll probably live longer because I don't eat meat!
Posted by: Kat at January 14, 2009 7:39 PMI have to say number four because I went to their website before and was like, "Really? You'd waste your time setting this up just to spite people? That's pathetic."
Posted by: Cara at January 14, 2009 7:52 PMHaha! I like 4, because I do enjoy sarcasm, even if it is directed torwards something I adore.
Posted by: Ceece at January 14, 2009 8:05 PMMost ridiculous most definitely 3, but stupidest: number 5, I seriously felt my IQ drop trying to understand just exactly what that means.
Posted by: Ayn at January 14, 2009 8:07 PMI'm sorry, but I can't take anyone that puts the term "LOL" in a hate letter seriously. That is why number 2 is a favorite. Also, a hate letter should be a wee bit formal, don't you think?
no one will think your seriously if you type your hate letter in all lower case and no period
Posted by: Emily at January 14, 2009 8:12 PMtie between 3 and 5
i like the way number three just rambles and i love how simple number five is.
Man theses people remind me of the boys that give me crap about being vegiterian and I'm 12!
Ha! 4 is just sooo freakin retarded WOW. And theses people say that me need a life.HA!There ones to talk.
Posted by: Lillie at January 14, 2009 8:40 PM#5. No, we aren't. Hey, you meat-eaters, are y'all?
Posted by: Rain at January 14, 2009 9:03 PMHA! I think #2 is the funniest.
Posted by: Ellen!! at January 14, 2009 9:05 PMNumber 5.!!
So stupid it doesn't even make any sense!
What's eating meat got to do with being retarded?
I think whoever wrote that must be a bit 'delayed' themselves.
LMAO, There all pree ridonculous
Those people are shtupid. xD
Posted by: Crystal at January 14, 2009 9:14 PM2. The carnivorious fool behind the comment is actually trying to piss us off. Little does he know we are all laughing at him; at his thoughtless rage and at his ignorance.
Posted by: Matt, Australia at January 14, 2009 9:30 PMohh number 4 is the best one jajajaja i cant believe it
Posted by: at January 14, 2009 9:55 PMNow, I will admit that the ignorance shown in those comments upset me. The ignorance that fills our world is quite disgusting. If I may, however, make one request: stop proving that you are just as ignorant as they are! People have the right to their own life style, and as much as I heavily agree that eating meat is wrong, we should not bring ourselves down to a level of degrading others. If we do not treat animals with disrespect, why should you believe we have the right to treat other human beings with different beliefs they way many of you are.
We all know we need a little more love in this world, let it start with us.
I have to go with number 2. It is the most heartless and ignorant post i have seen in a while...While all the others are still moronish (i love using that word) this one is just really cruel to boot.
Posted by: Corella at January 14, 2009 10:28 PMI liked the first one, just goes to show how dumb people really are but yeah either one or two there both showing how dumb people can be with out understanding
Posted by: Vicky at January 14, 2009 10:37 PMzomg, lawl. XD so freaking funny.
i don't know what was the funniest, i mean, there's the spelling and grammar to consider and the fact that i hear this really dumb voice in my head when i read them. xD that's what i imagine their voices to sound like. lawl...
but it's sorta funny how if they hate us so much, why the heck are they wasting their 'precious meat-eating time' to rant to us so illiterally!? XDD lawl...
I find these quite humourous actually. I would say either 2 or 3... how about 3 :D So dumb.
I love their grammar and spelling. Like seriously, if you're trying to make a point at least do it so people can understand what you're saying?
I think they are all just disgusting.
I'm going to be honest though, I'm not a vegetarian. I am trying though, I've completely stopped eating beef and I know that cows aren't any better then the other animals it's just been really hard for me with my family being completely UNsupporting of it.
I would NEVER EVER act or say any of the things these people are though.
They all sound so stupid.
I think all of the people who are vegetarians and vegans are just plain amazing.
dude number 4 is pretty good
at least they tried to sound itelligent
haha and i have never seen the acronym twisted like that its kind of funny
the rest of them are just mean and stupid
Posted by: Chelsea at January 14, 2009 10:58 PMdude number 4 is pretty good
at least they tried to sound itelligent
haha and i have never seen the acronym twisted like that its kind of funny
the rest of them are just mean and stupid
Posted by: Chelsea at January 14, 2009 10:58 PMOh my, number two! Whoever that was sounded like she/ he knew everything.
'Pathetic. You guys just have no clue at all!'
-Like that person really knows all there is to know about vegetarians/ vegans!-
'Listen, you pathetic idiots are just hurting yourselves with your stupidity.'
-That one just made me laugh, apparently WE are the stupid ones! =D-
'I will eat veal tonight and will go poach some geese this weekend. Just for you. I will boil them alive before cooking them. Have some nice dreams.'
-That draws the line though. How cruel does a person have to be to JOKE about something like that!! >(-
GO ANIMALS!
Posted by: Angela S. at January 14, 2009 11:01 PMhaha 1!!!
what an idiot. people using that point really piss me off
its not the freaking stone age anymore
'Look at the stupid omnivore's comment on vegetarianism!' Look, don't get me wrong. I'm vegan, but it's not like a vegetarian has never said anything stupid before. I don't see why these 5 comments are such a huge deal.
Posted by: at January 15, 2009 12:17 AMHm, I don't have a favourite. I think they're all equal in the stupidity (and ignorance)stakes. I must say though, if these attitudes are representative of the general populace, then we -- and everything else on this planet -- are pretty much f**ked.
Posted by: Brook at January 15, 2009 12:23 AMOh my god these people are bloody stupid.
#3 - everyone would die if there was no animal slaughter?! WHAT THE HELL?!
Also, I was just reading some of the past stupid comments, and why do they all have such bad grammar? I think the all the meat may be clogging up these people's brains.
hahah definately 3. obviously they dnt have a brain
Posted by: Elyse at January 15, 2009 1:37 AMi like number 1 :L dont they realise loads of people do survive with out animals...
Posted by: Helen at January 15, 2009 1:52 AMWow. It's ironic that they call us the stupid ones when they obviously have no morals, no self-control, empathy and/or no form of logic whatsoever. I think I'm definitely going to go with number three though because as far as I know I don't eat animals and I'm still alive, perhaps we're some kind of super human-animals or maybe it's just me and the rest of you are imaginary and/or dead? Hmm...
Posted by: Anna at January 15, 2009 2:56 AMOMG, i'd have to say no, 3 is the dumbest comment, apart from not being the harshest - the writer must have been halfstupid from eating so much meat!
No-one would die if we stopped eating meat! QUITE THE OPPISITE!!!
Laugh. OUT. LOUD!!!
Posted by: puppy_lover at January 15, 2009 4:50 AMThey're all toxic! OMG so hillarious! Eating meat deteriorates the brain :)They're boiling themselves alive by eating meat. Viva vegetarianism!!! Kisses.
Posted by: Amarantha at January 15, 2009 5:01 AMThese people need help and compassion, not bullying. As tempting as it is, making fun of the senseless non-vegans (exploiters) will only make them more malicious in their cruelty (unless of course we tell them something like "Have fun dying of heart disease/cancer/etc" if they say something particularly heartless, because that might actually hit home and get them to think).
I did see a "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals" shirt at a rave once, of all places that should have been a more compassionate atmosphere. I talked to him about it. He said it was a joke and that animals were "put here for us". I said that they are here for there own reasons, and to get over himself, thinking he's the center of the universe and that everything else was "made for him". Sheesh.
I told him that it's one thing to blindly consume, but it takes a REALLY SPECIAL PERSON to actually enjoy and brag about causing suffering.
Posted by: M at January 15, 2009 5:24 AMthese are really sad.
i think they all win
Posted by: EMMA at January 15, 2009 7:57 AMI think number 5 is the worst, if for no other reason than it doesn't make a lot of sense. I actually agree with the person who posted #3, at least in his first point. Renaming fish as sea kittens takes a leap of faith that borders on the ridiculous. I showed my friends and family and everyone giggled. Although my niece loved the cute outfits and wanted one.
Posted by: dave at January 15, 2009 8:22 AMActually, NONE of the wisecrack comments are worthy of a laugh, as far as I'm concerned. My reaction to all of them is frustration and concern. Obviously, the ignorance which exists and perpetuates among haters of PETA is not going to go away as long as we scoff at it. The ONLY way to turn these cruel minds around is to spread EDUCATION, EDUCATION, EDUCATION that opens their eyes to what truly provides them with the meat on their plates!!! That what worked for me, thank goodness.
Posted by: Diane at January 15, 2009 8:53 AMNumber 5;had to originate from where I live!!!
Posted by: Brenda at January 15, 2009 8:56 AMI think #s 1 & 3 are the most ignorant..
To be honest I don't really think any of them to be funny.. #4 was kind of clever though.. for a carnivore to think of..
Posted by: Kel at January 15, 2009 9:03 AMi think #2 is the stupidest
Posted by: jebus at January 15, 2009 9:35 AM3, but 2 is hilarious lol
Posted by: Steph at January 15, 2009 11:22 AM#4 was clever yet idiotic humuor - smart for that moron to say anyway. But... my favourite?
Hmm. #2 sounds EXACTLY like something my carnivirous brother would say... I should ask him if it was. #3 made me laugh the hardest though, and was certainly the dumbest.
I vote #3. As a prize, let's send whoever wrote that a crate of tofu.
Vegans/vegetarians RULE!
Ok all I can say is I #2 is nothing but trash and #3 is just stupid...... I mean come on we can survive without eating or killing animals.
Oh, oh and for #4 i hear that on every site i go on! I know that because they call me crazy when they see a peta banner on my page.
BUT I HAFT TO SAY THAT #1 TAKES ALL OF IT!
~ PETA RULEZ!!!! ~
so, i think #3 wasn't saying we would die if we didn't eat meat, but talking more in the sense of the jobs that would get lost and the overpopulating of animals that would result from it.
I still think they are all stupid for sending them in, but isn't it even worse to then repost it for everyone to comment on ? why sink to their level ? you're just putting them in the spotlight, they probably love it. it's just motivation for people to send more hate mail in hoping it gets posted on here. they probably laugh so hard reading how into people get about what they said.
I just think peta should be the bigger person and ignore what they say.
The answer is clearly 3. Primarily because not only does it make a point about them being pro-eating animal, which is common. But it when goes on to point out a love for veal, I meat which people I know (vege or not) have sworn off.
Posted by: at January 15, 2009 11:56 AM# 4 is the dumbest
Posted by: at January 15, 2009 12:49 PM#3 by far. It's just one of the lamest comment a person could possibly come up with and kind of made me laugh, but #2 was just wrong... and wasn't funny at all. Thats someone who has no life if they have to bash like that... i honestly don't think that comment got them anywhere in life.
Posted by: Alyy at January 15, 2009 1:43 PMi would say number 2. honestly that person is horrible and cruel.
Posted by: Kaitlyn at January 15, 2009 2:00 PMAh god... nr3 ofc
I hate it when ppl say that >.> and think that they are right!
ah c'mon
Stupid comments? Isn't the whole point of being vegetarian or vegan to live a different life style and act like something greater than carnivores? You say animals have rights yet you treat others as if they were less than animals. It's sick, all of you are children that have missed the point of not eating animals. So animals are friends? Well treat mankind like animals then, do as your fellow meat eater would.
Look up the word ethnocentrism and see if it rings a bell.
Posted by: Jordan at January 15, 2009 3:32 PMDefinetely #2. What is up with that? That's just sadism. How does telling the world you're a sadist validate your argument?
Posted by: Jacob Knight at January 15, 2009 3:34 PMI vote for 3, it's hilarious how ignorant the person is. "everyone would die"
It's sad how people think you would die and/or be unhealthy without meat.
and they don't get that less people would die if we would feed the poor with the grains fed to cows
Posted by: Andrea Spears at January 15, 2009 4:09 PMEither 2 or 4.
Mostly 4 though, that almost made me piss my pants from laughing
XDDD
it's between #'s 2 and three....but they are all stupid
Posted by: Sandra at January 15, 2009 4:19 PMit's between #'s 2 and three....but they are all stupid
Posted by: Sandra at January 15, 2009 4:19 PMNumber 3 has got to be the worst, even though they're all ignorant.
Without animal slaughter, we would all live longer!
Posted by: Rosalia at January 15, 2009 4:43 PM3 is my favorite. My favorite in my own personal life is when I'm eating in the break room at work, and someone comes in and says: "Eeeew, what are you eating?". It happens alot, no kidding. People are so curious about what I eat as a vegetarian, but to say "eeew" first? Veggie dishes get an eeew, but dead animals on their plates or sandwiched in their bread, now that's appealing. Sheesh!
Posted by: Dawn Morris at January 15, 2009 5:14 PMLol, the first one made me laugh. Um, we're not cave men anymore, people. xD
But i'd have to say 2 was my favorite dumb comment.
Posted by: Jessica at January 15, 2009 5:21 PMHa, I like number four and how they think they're so clever with it.
Posted by: ali at January 15, 2009 5:34 PMThey're all delightlessly cretinistic, but I'll cast my vote for #1 - an odious, inbred marriage of sheer idiocy and atrocious grammar. Bravo!
Posted by: Vegan at January 15, 2009 5:36 PMWell I don't LIKE any of those...I think number 5 sounded the stupidest but that's just word choice, I guess...3 was the most ignorant, at least to me. We're gonna all die because we don't eat meat?? It's amazing the lack of logic in today's people
Posted by: Kayla at January 15, 2009 5:57 PM3 is pretty funny. YOU NEED MEAT TO LIVE!!!! Haha. Silly carnivores. :]]]
I also like how hardcore #4 is. Try spelling "taking" right next time you get tough with the keyboard, kiddo.
Posted by: Kendra at January 15, 2009 6:44 PMNumber 1 is by far the best, LOL!!! The 2nd one sounds a little too preppy, and HOLLISTER KILLS ANIMALS AND SO DOES ABERCROMBIE!!!! Stick to Hot Topic, they are great role models! Ozzy, quit that bat eating and Marilyn, get a life:)Same with you preppy animal killers, LOL!
Posted by: Julia Rockstar at January 15, 2009 8:45 PMwell, as for #3, i haven't eaten meat in 5 years and last time i checked, i'm still alive.
Posted by: Elizabeth at January 15, 2009 9:31 PMlol all of them made me laugh. people can be so stupid, but personally i like #1 and #2 yes i just love 'hurting people' o well their the one who is eating chicken sh**.
it just seems like a lot of people who aren't vegetarians share the same views, im not trying to be rude and if ur not one of those people who goes off telling people there stupid because they dont get enough protein or w.e. then fine thts cool, but the reason y a lot of people r extremists is because many people r rude and nasty for no reason. i hav had people i dont even kno come up to me and tell me being a vegetarian is a horrible thing. its none of their business. i never go up to people and tell them tht they r horrible for eating meat so i expect people to not make a big deal out of the fact i am a vegetarian, thanx ~keara
Posted by: keara :D at January 16, 2009 12:00 AMThere is a special layer of hell for #2 in my opinion. Not funny at all. #3 is just the stupidest person I have ever had the displeasure of reading their unworthy thoughts. At least #4 and #5 have a sense of humor, even if it is sadistic and repulsive. What always made me laugh is when these stupid carnivores call us vegetarians 'self-righteous.' You would think we were trying to deny a catholic their communion the way that they get defensively idiotic about how much they love their meat!
Posted by: Jenna at January 16, 2009 8:35 AMI like number 5. I would never kill an animal, therefore I didn't choose the others. Also, I think that to myself whenever someone tries to "sugar-coat" anything about animal abuse.
Posted by: KJ at January 16, 2009 12:36 PM#2 has got to be the most idiotic of them all. my god has everyone else in this world lost their imagination...they made me want to punch the wall no even worse they made me want to punch them after what they ended their comment with!!(and I'm against violence to animals and humans!!!)
Posted by: Breanna at January 16, 2009 1:36 PM4, def.
Posted by: _Babz_ at January 16, 2009 1:50 PM#3... A statement like THAT from a meat eater on why they can validate their meat eating pretty much sums up how "f****** retarded" THEY are!
Posted by: Alison at January 16, 2009 2:37 PMI think you should e-mail all of them PETA2 news letters, or just the videos of animals being inhumanely slaughtered. Maybe they'll change their minds about knocking an organization that helps shed light on those things. AND....I liked 4
Posted by: Cristina at January 16, 2009 2:43 PM5 is the best.
Posted by: cjay at January 16, 2009 2:56 PMAlthough they are all really funny, number 3 takes the cake.
Posted by: Susan at January 16, 2009 3:44 PMI think 3 is the funniest. She/he seems genuinely worried all vegans and vegetarians are going to starve!
Posted by: Lauren at January 16, 2009 4:35 PM3 wins by a landslide. "everyone would die if there was no animal slaughter", lol, really, why?
Posted by: Ariana at January 16, 2009 6:23 PMNumber 4 is definitely the funniest
Posted by: Julia at January 16, 2009 10:18 PMWOOOOOWWW! people are really dumb. i think that numero uno is the best. times change you know. its the 21st century and we're learnig that there are better ways to do things. such as treat animals well.
Posted by: ellen at January 17, 2009 3:27 PMWow. Those are dumb. I love how #3 says people are going to die. Plants were put on the Earth too. I think we'll be fine yo. Did #1 say we were hurting people??? lol And I have heard #4 so many times I might puke. #5 Is my favorite because the person is the one who is retarded for not being able to think of something that was worth the effort our brains put forth to read it.
Posted by: Briana B. at January 17, 2009 6:20 PMMe likey all of them. But most of all numero uno (number one) because of the Tofurkey mention. I'm having that next Thanxgiving. Hey, VEGetAriaN-retardant who wrote Rude Comment #1, I think your lunch is broken! I can't hear it screaming!
Posted by: anonymous at January 17, 2009 7:25 PMWow - I'm amazed these people are not all in prison! Number 4 sounds like someone with a modicum of education and cynical humor - but the others sound like morons who are mentally unbalanced! Scary people....
And the scariest thing of all is that I can tell that none of them THINK. Morgan Spurlock's "Thirty Days" once featured a hunter who actually changed his mind once he was exposed to real animal abuse - and he decided to become an activist. He had the same attitude as Number 4 - but he changed his mind after he thought about it from a different point of view.
These comments make me want to get all these folks and put them in a pen where they can't turn around for a year or so. Then they would have time to THINK!!
Posted by: Bonnie Bonsor at January 17, 2009 8:49 PMDeff number 4...hhahahahahaha i will live for years along with the smarter human beings alive roaming this earth...as in veggies......hope that these poor meat eaters will atleast live until the age of 35....and realize they're wasting their oh, so important lives trying to manipulate the most intelligent people in the world.
xoxo
Posted by: Raegan at January 17, 2009 11:27 PM4 was amaaazingly hilarious haha.
but the total thickness behind 3 reaally takes the tofu [';
i just can't believe how someone could be so stupidd ;D
I gotta say, they all make me laugh, but number 1 and number 2 both sound like complete idiots and, sorry to say, jackasses. They definitely got me laughing at their stupid comments.
Posted by: Britt! at January 18, 2009 1:20 PMNumber 3, definitely, what does he think is going to happen? Perhaps he thinks the cows will eat us? Just re-enforces the notion that eating animal flesh makes you stupid! I think the evidence is conclusive!
Of course number three is the best! Was whoever said that confuse vegetarians with unicorns? I don't eat meat and I have not died. Stupid people. Why do they waste their time? Them saying only makes me more determined!
Posted by: Jesse at January 18, 2009 3:04 PMi think they are all horrible. 4 is definitely the stupidest. :P
Posted by: purdster at January 18, 2009 5:11 PMfour made me giggle the most.
as did five.
I like four the best though.
#2 is the worst one
Posted by: Elizabeth at January 19, 2009 10:21 AMIt's definitely a toss up between numbers one and three. It's amusing how people are so unaccepting of other people's beliefs.
Posted by: at January 19, 2009 1:54 PMCome on y'all, you deserve a little criticism for the sea kitty thing.
"Wild Bill" Flounder wearing the skin of a grey cat gave me nightmares all last week.
Posted by: H. at January 19, 2009 5:15 PMYou can only assume that the more violent someone gets with their comments about vegans or anyone who cares about animals, there is insecurity. It is their subconsious mind fighting with their consious mind that you see when a person gets emotionally aggressive and degrading toward compassionate people.
Everyone knows that killing is wrong. It takes some people longer than others to recognize the evil crime and do something about it.
At some point in time, everyone will come to the conclusion that killing anything is a serious crime to the soul. It is just a fact of living in this world. We are spiritual beings who despise any form of violence to the very core of who we truly are.
People who eat animals are tricking themselves into thinking that everything is good in the world. The truth is, if people had to kill an animal in order to eat a meal, most could not do it. The idea of killing along with blood and guts, body wastes and skin, is impossible to participate in for anyone with a gag reflex.
Comments such as those listed above are to be understood and recognized for the ignorance that they come from. The person is ignorant to the truth. Once the ignorance is removed, that person will not be able to tolerate any form of violence towards animals, the environment, or the world.
You know how it is. :)
Peace to the Animals.
Peace to the Environment.
Peace to the World.
..... ;_; does this make me laugh or make me cry?
3 is.... ahem.
1 is. -_-
Love love love love... to animals.
xox
#5 because it shows just how "retarded" and narrow-minded that person really is. although, clearly they are all idiots...
Posted by: Devon at January 21, 2009 2:37 PMHAHAHA.
i vote for #3 and ESPECIALLY #5
hahahaha there all great.
number 2 though.
obviously this guy feels a little guilty or he wouldnt be trying so hard to be an ass hole.
Posted by: Justen at January 23, 2009 12:31 AMhaha #4 freakin dork but gotta admit it made me laugh
Posted by: lesslie at January 25, 2009 7:14 PMHeh heh heh...Amazing. I'm not going to vote, but this is pretty funny. :D
Posted by: Jesseca at January 27, 2009 3:53 PMnumber 3 for sure. cause yeah, we ALL die if we don't eat meat. all of the vegetarians and vegans in the world are dead. bahaha XD
Posted by: Allie Valentine at January 27, 2009 4:59 PMi would definately have to say 3 , then 4 .
they both made me laugh a bit .
haha deff number 4 (= thats freaking hilarious
Posted by: Tabitha at January 29, 2009 11:25 AM2 and 3 r just some cruel ppl without a heart :D
Fist,I would like to say the person of number two is sick. i mean boiling them alive? Thats not what i would call sane.
I do believe us ragging on them is just as immature tho.
On the other hand i dont think anyone should sit
there and dog on something they know nothing about. They think they do know us because we dont
eat meat. but thats not all.
most of us have hearts. I cant kill an animal personally. it makes me sick. i cant to see
anything hurt or abused. it angers me.
But everyone is entitled to there own opinion.
some not as bright as others but its there own.
and i like how you guys dont get upset.
theres no need. just be the bigger guy and walk
away. sometimes its best.
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HAHA, it's between 4 and 5. Those both made me laugh. I especially like 5 though.
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