Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment December 17, 2008

#4. it's not SCOLD it's SCALD.

"KFC does not scold their chickens..." what, did the chickens do something bad that they needed to be talked to or something like that?

but they're all really dumb.

Number 5 for the fail. =D

omg people need to get over their freaking self seriously
they dont need meat to survive
and the crap they say right now makes them look like they have no heart or mind
people are so stupid im so sick of all this fighting between everyone about vegetarianism
veganism pescatarianism
people that eat meat and all that stuff sorry but i cant just pic one
they are all stupid

Definetly number 2

I didnt know you could wear meat?

And eat fur.....

Strange person

My favorite is number four becuase he uses the word scold. I have to say that I wish all KFC dis is scold it's chickens for being naughty.

I love the fact that number 2 managed to mix up fur and meat - 'I eat fur and wear meat'. I also love number 4 - 'KFC do not scold their chickens'. XD They're all stupid, I can't pick a favorite!

Oh, 2 or 3, I like how number 2 said "Wear meat," and "eat fur." But the person who claims that vegetables would kill them is good to. People in this world can be so stupid.

4
scold aha

#2 is just pure stupidity....

whoever said 5 probably has some sort of psychological problem...i've never met anyone who has such a burning need to feel important.

i think number 2 is funny. who eats fur and wears meat?....yea ok. but i really think number 1 should get a life. these people spend all day looking at stuff PETA does even though they hate them, so they are pretty pathetic.

number 2, just LOL, you eat fur? how lovely.

haha, i think that number 3 is the best. why the heck would someone be allergic to ALL vegetables. Ignorance is everywhere.

I think number 2 is funny and stupidest lol.

Am I the only one who wishes to go back to a simpler time where the internet was only accessable to the few who were intelligent enough to use it and to not abuse it with the spam and what not?

I mean really comment number 5 was more mean spirited than stupid.

Also FYI in defense of stupid comment number two it is accutally possible to wear meat.

Just youtube search "Bread and Meat Suits on the streets of NYC" and the video should pop up.

Number 3, because they're gonna die of scurvy or some other vitamin-deficiency disease if they think all vegetables are bad for them!

Number 4

It's not scold it's scald

And number 4 is being extremely ignorant, KFC does scald their chickens (I assume n.o. 4 meant to write scald), there's video evidence!

It's a tie between 2 and 3. The whole "wear meat and eat fur" thing was pretty great.

Ok my fav is 2...cuz ud look supa retarded if u wore meat.But one is funny too.Haha fucknuggets.

HAHAHA @ #4...Yes, KFC does not stick out its finger and wave it at their chickens in disapproval lol. They do however scald them to death in boiling vats of water.

lmao number 2!!! silly ppl

Number 4.
I laughed out loud in the middle of the library at "scold"

Number 4. Scold, how wonderful. Learn how to spell
And number 2, you eat fur?

#3

HAHAHAHAH! I puked from eating cabbage ahahahah!

Quote 2 actually has to be my fave!!! hahaaaa xD
xx

haha omg ppl are so dumb. my fav would have to be number one. how are we sick when we are just showin the truth?
its vause they cant handle the truth lol :)
peta is the best thing that has happened to animals

either number 1 because i cannot understand too well which made me laugh
or number 2.. good job 2, i also eat fur.... dipshit..

go vegan!

Well, they are all pretty bad. What really blows my mind is how those kind of comments can get posted and approved, and some of mine in the past haven't, and mine aren't at all stupid like those.

Numer 2, obviously.... I didn't know someone who eat fur and wear meat, till yet.

lolz I love these. Keep doing it.
2 and 3 in a close 2nd place

number 4 is my favorite.
i'm sure KFC likes to yell at the chicken when they kill them.
stupid moron...
it's not SCOLD it's SCALD.

LOL @ number 2
but 4 is my favorite
KFC "scolds" their chickens XD

Number two and four are REALLY dumb! Yet all are very ignorant and show people's lack of intelligence. " I wear meat and eat fur." Obviously, even one of the most idiotic people in this world would know that the sentence "I wear meat and eat fur," is completely backwards. People usually don't eat fur, or wear meat, but if some people do, that's pretty strange, but okay. And number four, well I didn't think the Cornel scolded his chickens, but his does SCALD them!

WOW! Americans are extremely ignorant!

Wow, they are all so CLEVERLY worded. I am amazed – so much so that I can’t possibly pick a favourite! Although, having said that, number 2 did make me giggle. Bet they get odd looks when they walk down the street!

Oh wow. It amazes me how people can act like such morons at times.

The guys that left these comments seem very uneducated. And who the heck eats fur? Obviously someone with no brain.

GO VEG!

Number 3. Are these people honestly this stupid. I feel bad for them, they have nothing better to do I guess. Its actually kind of funny how stupid they are.

"I love wearing fur it makes me feel like I have control over the dirty beasts that walk the earth"

It takes many amazing beasts to make one fur coat but only one plain one to wear it!

Fur is worn by beautiful animals and paint- covered people!

haaaaaaa!
they alll make me laugh.
number 2 for sure.
"hey look at me! i wear meat and eat fur!
I'm stupid and can't even successfully insult PETA due to my lack of a brain!"

oh mannnn.
and number 5?
dude. seriously.
if you think wearing fur is going to make you important, you should probably think again.
because it's not.
ever.

let's seeee, number 1.
duuuude, f---nugget? could you be more lame?
i'm guessing that's a big N-O.

number 4 is just out-right ignorant.
poor thing, i bet his mother would be ashamed of such ignorance.

but you keep this up, they make me laugh.
:)

#1 for sure! Wow. If you're so intent on remaining ingorant to the truth...then stop looking for it! lol.

number 3 for sure!!!
they must be a real fat ass bitch to throw up eating one lettuce!1

lol i liked #5, what a bitch!

#5, minks, cats dogs and foxes, yes, those are certainly "dirty beasts" lmao

Haha, number 4 is funny (besides the fact that what he/she is saying is ignorant).

wouldn't you choke to death if you ate fur? and dirty beasts? i don't even know what to say, except that this is why friends shouldn't let friends post comments drunk.

#2. I didn't know you could wear meat? Thats kinda gross...I would never wear soup, or eat fur. ;)
They're all pretty funny tho! :)
Ellieeee

Definitely #2! HAHA since when can you eat fur? Isn't that called a hairball? And wearing meat? Come on. Go back to school and gain some intelligence before saying something that doesn't make ANY sense.

#2+#4= freaking pathetic and hilarious!

#2... I never knew that you could wear meat and eat fur! LOL

I have to say number 5 is my fav. Goddess these people are hiliarous.

L0l, #3 is absolutely the stupidest one....
Green food is bad for you???
no,wait im wrong. ALL green food is bad for you..
didnt know that....l0l, they are so idiotic..

HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Number 2 for sure....
and i'm guessing none of these people have ever learned proper grammar...
There are too many mean people in the world =[

Oooo... this is between two and three, they're both so bad! i mean, i'm pretty SURE number 2 didn't mean they wear meat. Probably meant fur, leather, etc.? all though, if this guy is wearing a steak on his head, he'd probably more insane than stupid.

i'm going for number three. you WILL die from not eating vegetables. Scurvy, vitamin C deficiency (if they're counting fruit). it is impossible to live without fruits and veges. it's possible to live without meat :]

ofcourse # 2 , wow those people are stupid and plus theres so much other sulotions for meat like instead of ground beef , i got this stuff its a non meat product and it look likes ground beef and kind of tasted like it but its vegetarian. dont people haves hearts , all those people are asshole they dont even care about poor little animals dying jut for cloths :( there big bastards , ANIMALS ROCK!!!

ofcourse # 2 , wow those people are stupid and plus theres so much other sulotions for meat like instead of ground beef , i got this stuff its a non meat product and it look likes ground beef and kind of tasted like it but its vegetarian. dont people haves hearts , all those people are asshole they dont even care about poor little animals dying jut for cloths :( there big bastards , ANIMALS ROCK!!!

#5 "I love wearing fur it makes me feel like i have control over the diry beasts that walk the earth" .... Its probably THE dumbest thing ive ever heard in my entire life.

I love how classily people are when they pair God with swears. Sadly these comments are just written by ignorant two year olds who just learned “dirty” words. Seriously do people actually think saying swears every five seconds will make them look like they’re going to be something other than trash all their lives? I wonder if these people write the comments hoping that the REAL people will quit caring about animals and eat them, but after you’re made fun of by a person who raises cute cows for food, I don’t see an ignorant two year old breaking me. However no matter how funny these comments are, I have heard more funny ones.
Here’s three of my favorites:
1.) “We don’t do vegans here.” - I would hope not you’re like 50.
2.) “Like, how do ya’ll like live?”- I love explaining to her how the human body worker.
3.) This one was so unexpectedly awesome that it needs an intro
This happen after I ordered the vegetarian fried rice without eggs fyi my brother said this:
“Wait! Why would the vegetarian fried rice have eggs? I though vegetarians couldn’t eat eggs?!”- I guess he was so used to me being a vegan he couldn’t wrap his mind around the fact that vegetarians drink milk and eat eggs.

2!! definitely (:

NUMBER 2. DUMB!!!

I choose number five, only because I laugh to think "What a small-minded person"

#2

wear meat? eat fur?
what the...?

thats a very intelligent comment my friend.
it's amazing how dumb people are.

#2

wear meat? eat fur?
what the...?

thats a very intelligent comment my friend.
it's amazing how dumb people are.
:)

i think all of them are fucktars and dipsits

I'd say... #5, Wearing a fur coat out of vanity or ignorance is bad enough, but wearing one because "it makes me feel like I have control over the dirty beasts" is just plain EVIL.

#1 is too pathetic to deserve the vote (if you want to insult someone use real words)
#2... clearly has some issues with typing, or just crazy 0_o
#3, I know it's possible to be allergic to some edible plants, though I've never met someone who can't eat any green food. (not PETA's fault if he/she really is allergic)
#4 You're quite right, last time I checked, KFC does not "scold" the innocent chickens, but they were "scald".
Oh dear, it's too bad these fools are so busy filling their stomachs with the flesh of the majestic creatures the Great Spirit gave this planet that they fail to check their comments before posting them.

1)Is Most Def the Best. Lmfao.
F**K Nuggets??? I haven't Laughed
So Hard in Soo Long!
XD

Wow...total fail for #5...fav dumb comment.

You guys suck. No one has the right to hurt any animal.

lol, just thinking... Wouldn't it be quite ammusing if they were all hit by a bus on their walk home? I mean it would be awful to wish them to die, but if they became a "vegtable" it would be quite the irony. I would also choose #2, pure stupidity, although it sounds like something the vast majority in my school would probably say something like it.

Heheh... I DO love these all, but #2+3 are definitely the winners. Heh, even when I ate meat I didn't wear it. :/

1) Well... maybe you should be a big kid and learn to use real words? Honestly, people would take you a bit more seriously if you didn't make up words, and if you didn't just type out a string of profanities. And the videos are there to make people realize how wrong eating meat is. They bug you so much because you don't want to admit your diet is wrong.

2) Wearing meat and eating fur? Are you serious? I wouldn't wear my food or the thing it came in. That's like a vegetarian saying they eat cans and wear beans. And, just exactly what kind of meat do you like in your mouth?

3) Greens are good for you. It's very close to impossible to be allergic to every plant. And even if you were, couldn't you just eat soy-protein meat?

4) I wish KFC only scolded their chickens. But the reality is, they scald them. Torture them. Five members of KFC's own animal welfare board have quit in disgust.

5) What's wrong with you? Fur is dead. You must have some serious superiority problems if you wear it to "have control over the dirty beasts that walk the earth." And they're not dirty beasts. They're adorable, innocent little creatures.

Honestly, I can't pick. They're all horribly stupid, arrogant, and stuck up.

wow..
just WOW..
i am so glad im a vegetarian.
I really just LOVE people like this..
how ridiculous people can be amazes me..

but I'm stuck between #2 and #5..

wearing what you eat?? and EATING what you wear??
i didnt think that was possible!

Not only is fur hidious as clothing, but the fact that you enjoy wearing a "beast" pisses me off. Animals are so beautiful and amazing..and if you think that they are anything less, you mean nothing to me.

ha numero 3. if all he ate was meat, he wouldn't be alive either. he'd probably already be dead from a heartattack.

OKAY OKAY if you wear meat and eat fur...you're creepy. I mean...either way, you're creepy and if u think it's cool wearing animals then you;re F*CKED UP. It would NOT be okay to skin a baby and wear their skin so why is it okay to skin an animal (just as helpless as a baby) and wear it??? IT'S NOT OKAY. Come see me if you want to keep talking crazy like you don't have any morals. I don't stand for anyone bulling anything! I don't care if it's a person or animal. I take up for anyone or anything that needs it! Go to hell!

WOW number five is really stupid considering humans are the filthiest things walking on the planet! We throw garbage everywhere.

But number 4 is my favorite. It's hilarious. Hahaha x3

2 or 5. For how dumb they are... maybe 4

I suppose id have to go with number two.

Eating fur? Wearing meat?
Wow
Either this kid is just plain insane or all the meat he eats is making him dyslexic.

Number three is pretty lame as well.

Not eating any veggies at all isnt going to work out to well for them.
GO VEG!!!

2 for sure!

number 2. i guess wearing fur got into his brain. =\ either that or he is a 5 year old. eh. who knows? \=]

#2. this person is just STUPID. speechless...

"i wear meat and eat fur."
There is something seriously wrong there. Is it just me or...
Oh. Nevermind.
I got it now. They meant, "Eat meat and wear fur."
I guess being a vegetarian DOES make you smarter...

mm hard to choose between 1 and 2..
no1, because the person clearly can't stand watching the truth. I mean, hello, animals obviously ARE killed to provide you meat, fur/leather and anything, and since you know it, why close your eyes and ignore it?

no2, because of what the person said "I wear meat and eat fur"

but all 5 of them are like....geez people.

I have to put in a vote for all of them. They are all great on so many different levels:

#1's grammar is making my eye twitch and only the lowest of humans curse that much.

#2's grammar is even worse than #1's and the use of the word gay in such a negative fashion makes me feel nauseous. Wear meat? Never knew someone would do that. I hope the dogs go after him for it.

#3 is just an idiot. He or she will have a heart attack before they're 30 from all of the steroids and drugs they're ingesting through that meat they love so much. Not mention they'll have a very lacking sex life since they will be too fat and lazy to perform. :P

#4 made me laugh. KFC SCALDS their chickens and it would still be bad if they only scolded them.

#5 should see a doctor about that black hole where his/her heart used to be.

LOL @ #4 It's definitely the funniest/dumbest! Where do people come up with these things?

#1 just because people like that are ones that will become future dictators like Hitler.

XD
those are too funny.
#2 kills me, i didnt know you could wear meat&eat fur? dummyssss.
veggies wont kill you.

#3- just because of their ridiculous way of justify eating meat. its funny.

Absolutely #2...EPIC FAIL!

wow, i think whoever wrote number 5 is either a cerial killer or a psychopath (or maybe just a major tool kit). ive never heard anything more retarded in my life haha, but its kinda funny at the same time cause it just shows how ignorant that person is.

hahaha!
idiots.

(:

i say number 3.

ha ha ha ha ha ha.... you are seriously tht dumb to wast your time trying to convince us tht WE'RE the bad guys?!?!?! wow you people must have no lives, and good luck trying to convince us to stop eating and protecting wildlife

#3 wow fatty glad to see your on a healthy diet

#4 lmao couldn't you see the cournal yelling at chickens

i would have to say its a tie between number three and five.

wow. i say tie between 4 and 5. love these people!

#5 makes me laughhh D:
dirty beasts?
oh wow!
how much you wanna bet, that that fu*ker is
the dirty one?
come on these people are pathetic.!!!
and if i see anyone talking this way around me,
i can promise you i'll give them pain. :DDDD
-it's happened before-
no im not crazyy, just i get mad at this dumbness :)

Haha they're all funny in their stupidity. My friend and I wrote out a dissection policy for our school and showed it around class, and some girls started laughing and one yelled, "I'm so happy I could ride a horse! Oh. I mean eat it."

Lame people.

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