Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment December 4, 2008
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I think this is a particularly good batch of comments from haters. Not quite sure which animals makes the "bgurk" noise...
Same as always: Names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I've thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy! :o)
1) peta is f***ing gay all u want is for all the animals to suffer from over population and be hit by cars and have deformed animals form interbreeding and everyone to be as miserable as you are now i understand that SOME people mistreat animals by kicking um and spiting on um and other mean things but i mean animals are ment to dye from natural causes and from humans and other animals to kill them thats y god made animals to be eaten so we are all heathy human beings and healthy animals thats y peta is so gay
2) maybee not eating meat is not the answer! he protien in meat gave us(humans) the energy and intellect required to make such concepts as "go veg". mahap we should be decreasing the amount of humans on the planet therefore decreasing the number of food animals!!!! do we really need 6 billion of us? i think not! phucn vegen scum! gat the phuc off my tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS. dont bother replying as this email was created just for this message and is now defunct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! moo = tasty baa = tasty oink = tasty bgurk = tasty woof = tasty
3) you vegies SUCH cuz if we DIDNOT EAT MEAT WE BE DEAD cuz of we need iron in our body to live. ps stop sukin ur vegies
4) reading that makes me hungry for a nice juicy slice of yummy dead cow. you guys gotta realize not that many people care about the animals because well, they are animals. id rather have an animal die for humans sake rather than another human. when u go up to a NORMAL person and go off about how cruel this is, no one cares, really, no one cares. they have the fur coat and thier happy, like i dont care how my delicious steak ended up on my plate, im just glad its there, everytime u open ur mouth ur starting an argument. so... grow a pair and go eat a cow
5) hey peta, im pretty excited to eat the 22 pound turkey i got for thanksgiving this year. its a big tom and would say its about 3 years old...it must have had alot of memories and feelings, but too late, its dead...i would have shot it myself but butterball does the job for me before they process them so thats ok i guess too
Which is your favorite? Let me know below!
P.S. Check out lots of other dumb comments here.
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# 3 ! OMFG We would all die if humans did not eat animals becuse they provide iron? Ok so I guess every vegan and veggie is a ghost then.
Posted by: Kelly at December 4, 2008 2:56 PMWow So many choices.. U can go with 3 if you like the simple ignorant comments. If you like the truely indepth hard thought thinker ones you'd go with 2 simply because they took that much time to create a new e-mail just to say anything. But the best of the worst has to be... 5! Because there comment clearly shows that they would've had to of watched the Butterball video then blatantly and uncaringly still commented none the less in an ignorant way.
Posted by: Ronni at December 4, 2008 3:04 PMWow. These are ALL terrible, there's no way I can choose just one, so I'll list my reasons for my decision.
1-3 need to learn how to spell, and also they need to go back to school and learn how to write, and also need to learn about cognition.
4. The ignorance is simply incredible, and I don't mean in a good way. People DO care about animals and the planet, they just don't want to have to give up their life styles to accommodate either issue. It's up to us to show them it's not some drastic over-haul to be a vegan or a vegetarian.
5. It was meant humorously, I can tell that. But it wasn't funny. It was in very poor taste. It reminds me of my brother because he tries to get under my skin by saying cruel things like that, but I don't think he means it (read no. 4 for that example). He just doesn't understand it or entirely accept it, so he acts like a knob to compensate for the fact. But the less I over-react to him, the more he listens and stops to think. That's the way progress is made.
Posted by: Megan James at December 4, 2008 3:08 PMWow all those comments don't make any sense at all, I'm going to show my friends and maybe they'll feel stupid for being their side.
Posted by: Paul at December 4, 2008 3:32 PMI like number 3. Short, sweet, and idiotic. Also, I think "bgurk" is a chicken sound...not sure why they didn't just cluck, though.
Posted by: Lianne at December 4, 2008 3:40 PMhaha these are all so dumb but i find the second one the funniest. half of the words are in some weird made-up language! i really cant even understand what the person is trying to say at the end of that comment either. its just dumb.
Posted by: cassie at December 4, 2008 3:41 PMDefinatley three!!! If humans died from not eating meat then how are there millions of vegetarians all over the world?!?!
Posted by: Lofie at December 4, 2008 4:15 PMOh #2 for sure.
"woof = tasty"
-They eat dogs?!?!
Haha.(:
These are so lame.
I have to say Two and Three.!
Those people are just stupid.(:
#3
Posted by: Kristyn at December 4, 2008 6:43 PMNumber one because it makes me laugh that they think Peta are homosexual and that animals change colour from natural causes ("dye" lol!).
Posted by: Little_Lotte at December 4, 2008 6:55 PMIt's a tie between numbers 2 and 3! xD
Number two, because the animal that says "bgurk" is one I have yet to meet, and number three because I'm not dead yet. ;)
Posted by: Sarah at December 4, 2008 7:03 PMThey are all comical.Umm I like them all,I cant choose.=)
Posted by: Jasmine at December 4, 2008 8:07 PMIf by gay they mean happy, then yes I am very gay and glad to be vegeterian :D
Posted by: Melissa at December 4, 2008 8:27 PMLOL! All of they are pretty dumb!!
Posted by: grace at December 4, 2008 8:59 PMI have to say #4 and #5... First of all because #4 sounds like some stupid teenage meat eating boy whos gonna die from cholesterol and #5 was too funny for me! How idiotic. First of all that turkey was big because it was full with drugs that make it so big and second of all... turkeys in factory farms don't live 3 years... they live months so that was a pretty stupid comment...
Anyways ALL the comments where dumb! Hahaha Meat eating ignorants are so pathetic :P
Posted by: Lauren at December 4, 2008 11:14 PMOh, number 1 is my favorite for sure!
"deformed animals form interbreeding"
I guess that by being a vegetarian, I'm hurting the animals more. I'm making them deformed, apparently. :/ Hahah. I love idiots :D
Posted by: Shauna at December 4, 2008 11:36 PMIt said they eat dogs on number to omg they
deserve to die.
I think number 4 is the best becuase itjust stupid. people do care we care anyway.
Posted by: James at December 5, 2008 1:33 AM3. The grammar and spellings are impeccable.
Posted by: Madhvi at December 5, 2008 5:15 AM#2. woof= tasty? wtf!?!
Posted by: erika at December 5, 2008 8:32 AMHmm. I'd say two because of "bgurk" - whatever the hell that is. Lol. And three because apparently we're all dead. If only iron was found in sources other than animals...
Idiots. They really should start to use better spelling and grammar if they want to start an argument because you get distracted by it so easily that you forget what their points are.
definatly number two or three lol woof? do they eat dogs??? if they do thats seriously sickk.. and number three I don't eat meat and im pretty sure that I'm not dead and if I am no one ever told mee.
Posted by: samantha at December 5, 2008 9:49 AMhahaha. Number 2 definately. Fucking idiots.
Posted by: KRisten at December 5, 2008 1:11 PM.. and i like how #2 two spent the time to make a whole new email. Go get a life, seriously.
Posted by: Kristen at December 5, 2008 1:12 PMnumbers 4 and 5 are pretty stupid too...
Posted by: erika at December 5, 2008 1:21 PM# 4
ever notice how 90% of the dumb comments are from dumb people who can't spell and make no sense?
STUPID FLIPPIN RETARDS. When are they going to get it!! These people seriously need to get a life. I mean, do they have nothing better to do than try to make others lifes miserable? Their comments tell it all. What the hell is a bgurk? If you cant even spell it right, you shouldnt be aloud to state your opinion. And guess what? NOBODY CARES! I dont care that you dont like this orginization, i just dont. not when you sound so horribly ignorant, saying that you eat dogs. Its not funny, and you just sound stupid.
Picture this. Your a chicken. when your born, your immediatly shoved into a pen with billions of other chickens, whom have already been drugged. You are later that day, with steroids, which make you grow faster and fatter than your body can take, making you either paralyzed or make your legs break under the pressure of your body. Next, your hung upside down by your {broken} legs. Your beak is chopped off (without any pain killers), then your throat is slit, all the while you crying in pain, but nobody stopping to help you or save you. As you near the end of your life, slowly bleeding to death, you are scalded in burning hot water (and blood) to get your feathers off. This would normally kill you. However, the horrified few that survive will now get their insides pulled out, and be chopped up into what strange jack asses are going to eat for dinner tonight!
Now if that sounds pleasent to you, then go ahead, be a jerk. but you know what? in the end, nobody cares. F*CK YOU BASTARDS.
Posted by: at December 5, 2008 2:57 PM1 or 2. the bad spelling really does it
Posted by: meggie at December 5, 2008 4:02 PM#2; definitely needs to go back to grammar school.
... This is coming from somebody writing a thesis on Elizabeth Bennet.
Posted by: Nikole at December 5, 2008 5:23 PMALRIGHT FOR ALL OF YOU STUPID PEOLPE SAYING THAT IF WE DON'T EAT MEAT WERE GONNA DIE OHHKAY NEWSFLASH SO NOT TRUE! THE MEAT YOU DO EAT DOES NOT DIGUST IN OUR STOMACHS SO ITS JUST IN THERE ROTTING AND DID YOU KNOW A PERSON ACTUALLY LIVES LONGER AND OF COURSE HEALTHER BY THE WAY YEAH YOU MAY NEED IRON AND ALL THAT OTHER STUFF BUT YOU CAN GET IT IN OTHER WAYS THAN EATING MEAT...UR JUST HUMANS WITH NO FEELINGS..YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT IF THEY RAISED YOU JUST TO KILL YOU AND KILL YOU IN PAINFUL WAYS INSTEAD OF KILLING THE ANIMALS THAT WAY Y CANT THEY JUST KILL THE INSTANTLY INSTEAD OF DOING WHAT THEY DO!! ITS JUST NOT RIGHT!!!!! BEFORE YOU EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO WRITE AND TALK SHIT ABOUT WHY DON'T YOU TRY SPELL CHECK MORON YOU CANT EVEN SPELL SO HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHATS RIGHT FROM WRONG I HAVE TO SAY ALL THE COMMENTS ARE PRETTY F***IN DUMB!!! WHATEVER OTHER THEN THAT I LOVE PETA!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: CINDY:] at December 5, 2008 6:00 PMHahahaha! Not only do these people know nothing about the feelings of other living beings, they also have sickening grammar!!! #2 makes me giggle.
Posted by: Hope at December 5, 2008 7:13 PMXD! Number 2 by far!!!! What the fuck!!! for reals, what the fuck is mahap? Was he/she trying to be clever and make up a new word or is he/she just a plain dumbass who didn't past the third grade spelling bee?! Maybe it's all he protien...what ever that is i think the meant the protein...from animals...haha get a life you loser!! Mahap, bahahaha!!!
Posted by: valeria at December 5, 2008 7:57 PMoh number 2 is deff. my favorite. I mean anyone with that kind of talent for grammar and punctuality should always be listened to. and, who the eff eats dogs, and what kind of animal says : bgurk. i mean, i rescue rabbits horses dogs pigs cats goats sheep and chicken and i've never heard that noise from any of my animals (aka my babies ♥)although 3 is pretty funny too, apparently I should be dead because I don't eat meat. guess i've been dodging the bullet everyday then for 8 years.
Posted by: Amanda at December 5, 2008 11:45 PMNumber One bcuz it made me laff the most, apparently animals change colour ("dye") naturally XD
and also because it repeatedly told us how happy we all are ("gay"), therefore proving its own ignorance
hehe dont you just love words with dual meanings?
Posted by: Becki at December 6, 2008 5:16 AMWell #1 actually really disturbs me, how stupid are you?! And I am so not miserable, I'm happy that i stand up for what i believe in and save lives! Oh, and i find it very contradicting to use f***ing and God( yeah which the stupid person didn't even capitalize!) in the same sentence. Get over yourself you ignorant jerk, oh and please learn to spell a little bit better.
Posted by: CarleyCole at December 6, 2008 10:04 AMClearly eating meat has started to rot the brain of #1 because his/her spelling is embarassing. Ya I am not the best speller but I have the brains enough to spell check especially when I am writing an angry letter (let's so to Armani?). These people are cruel idiots.
Posted by: Laura at December 6, 2008 1:19 PMnumber four. what a douche bag.
Posted by: Melanie at December 6, 2008 8:41 PMNumber 5
it made me laugh.
I think the person expects peta2 to come to his house and kill him.
#2...loving the lingo
These are the kind of people who are blind to corruption in our world because they're all lazy fat asses that don't want to hear anything about how their actions can affect others. But then they go wearing peace signs and go green shirts when they know nothing about the matter at all. Hypocrites that have nothing to live for. They act rebellious because they are probably jealous that they do not have the strength or intellect to care about anything when really, it's not cute.
lmao.
I love how some of them cant even spell.
I had a lot of trouble reading number 2, and their made up words.
and woof = tasty?
do they eat dogs!?!?
i vote number 3.
Iguess all the vegetarians and vegans are ghosts?
& you can get iron from other things.
These people should probably think about what theyre writing before the actually type it.
I hope they read this and realize how ignorant they sound :)
Posted by: at December 7, 2008 12:48 PMlol! I love the first two. :]
Posted by: Ariel at December 7, 2008 8:33 PMmost deff number 5. its was crule but still funny.
Posted by: at December 7, 2008 9:26 PMPeople can be such idiots! First off, learn to spell. I'm in 7th grade and I can spell better than that. Next, Mr. Number 3, who uses iron as an anti- veggie argument? Everyone that tried to talk me out of it kept saying protein this and protien that. Lastly, Number 2 was horrible because s/he wanted us to KILL HUMANS so we won't be veg. Because of s/he, I am going to be a more out there activist.
Posted by: Emily at December 9, 2008 4:36 PMI'd deffinatly have to say #1 and #2 are absouluty the most IDIOTIC. Umm who ever heard of a dicionary? or proper grammer? And to #1 THEY WOULDN'T BE OVER-POPULATED IF THOSE STUPID JERKS WHO RUN FACTORY FARMS STOPPED MAKING THE MILLIONS OF ANIMALS BREED AND HAVE MORE BABIES SO THEY CAN MURDER THEM AND PUT THEM ON YOUR PLATE!!!!!!
But eh, whatever have fun getting a heart attack or other deadly dieases you get from eating meat! Such as..
salmonella (makes you wonder WHY you have to wear gloves handling raw meat)
MAD COW (thats what you get for eating meat you fuc*ing IDIOT!)
Oh and the MOST DEADLY CANCER!!
I'll just go along and live my life HEALTHY with No regrets :]
Posted by: haha! definition for VegHeads; Alot smarter than those MEAT heads at December 9, 2008 9:55 PM#3 is just ... wow!
i don't even know.
just.. wow.
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I would have to say it's 4. Obviously people DO CARE, otherwise...Peta wouldn't have 100s of thousands of member(and probably more than that!)
Posted by: Carli at December 4, 2008 2:29 PM