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Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment! November 6, 2008

Posted by Marta | Permalink | Comments ( 45 ) | TrackBack

It's time for another little giggle for you. Teehee.

Same as always: Names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I've thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy!

1) so guys i just got a motorcycle and let me tell you. this new thing that people call leather is amazing. i love animals so much for providing me with something to protect myself with and another thing, have you tried this new food called fried chicken or steak? its amazing. oh yeah and i just found the joys of hunting rabbits and squirrels and other small animals for food with a large caliber handgun. (a sawed off shotgun works too tho) - suck myballs

2) Dude, shut the f*** up you all, if its dead, dont let it die in vein, eat it. Jesus christ, if god didnt want us to eat meat, he woulda made animals out of grass...not meat. Whinny b****es.

3) Every time I see a ridiculous article about the bulls*** that you guys try to pull I go to the store and buy some chicken, bacon, ham, steak, duck, lamb, and salmon. Then I have meat to last me a full week. It is fantastic because I know that 6 different animals are dying so that I can feed my face for a week. Sometimes you guys pull to much bulls*** too fast and I buy too much meat and I leave it in the fridge for too long (I don't freeze) and I throw out the meat and that animal dies in vain. Sucks. Oh well.

4) People Eating Tastey Animals. PETA Get a life loser. Meat isnt murder...meat is yummy yummy lunch.

5) b**** stfu, majority of the world killes and eats meat. It's f***ing useless to try and ban that. I love meat so F*** YOU!!!!!!!!!

Which is your favorite? Let me know below!

Marta

P.S. Check out lots of other dumb comments here.


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#1, by far. The finish is so in your face. The comment is so clever and well thought out, but to end so harshly is just perfection.

2 kudos for the piece of dumb.

Posted by: Thom at November 6, 2008 1:01 PM
                                                               

LOL. wow. 2 sounds like my dad and older brother.

I got to say 3 is my favorite


xoxo,
Sara

Posted by: Sara at November 6, 2008 1:10 PM
                                                               

they're all so dumb. but i would have to say 2. they didn't even spell WHINEY right.

Posted by: erika at November 6, 2008 1:30 PM
                                                               

#3 was pretty clever, isn't it? and he did make me laugh.. so, #3 it is, by my opinion the best one.

Posted by: Sin at November 6, 2008 1:47 PM
                                                               

#1
What a nincompoop.

Posted by: yo no naka annon nare. at November 6, 2008 2:07 PM
                                                               

No. 3. What a neanderthal. Not only is the fact that this person refuses to eat vegetarian even once a week to help the planet (and not to mention his/her health) by cutting back on production of greenhouse gases obnoxious and sad, but it's made worse by the fact that s/he just goes "oh well" to the fact that animals are dying and going to waste.

Posted by: Megan at November 6, 2008 2:25 PM
                                                               

def #2 that sounds like my dad,brother, and most of my guy friends

Posted by: Erin at November 6, 2008 2:35 PM
                                                               

my favorite is absolutly number 5.

*laugh* your great peta!!!
thats an great idea.

peace alex

Posted by: Meat is murder at November 6, 2008 2:38 PM
                                                               

#1!
People need to find hobbies instead of writing stupid shit !

Posted by: Dawn at November 6, 2008 2:42 PM
                                                               

Really it was funny the first few times but now its just proving that PETA likes to feed attention whore internet trolls.

If you haven't learned this by now ignoring trolls is the best way to deal with them.

Its Basic Interweb Surfing 101.

Posted by: King of Fiji at November 6, 2008 3:10 PM
                                                               

And look I'll even glady add fodder to the stupid comments.

How can Christians go vegeterian like that link posted in #2 says we should if we eat the body of Christ every sunday at mass?

I think the carrot of Christ dosen't have the same impact. xD


Posted by: King of Fiji at November 6, 2008 3:16 PM
                                                               

3, definitely. I have had so many meat eaters try to make me mad my telling me things like that. It gets REALLY old after awhile.

It's hard to just pick one though...they're all so juvenile and childish. You can definitely tell that they're trying to cover up their own insecurities about the matter. "Oh well. Sucks."

Posted by: Hannah at November 6, 2008 3:23 PM
                                                               

XD They're all so ridiculous - I'd love it if the authors gotta see them here! Anyways, I can't really pick a favourite, as usual, but I love how number 3 has even managed to mess up the spelling of the word vain and is probably completely oblivious. =P

Posted by: Tasha at November 6, 2008 3:28 PM
                                                               

3
whoever wrote that makes me sick
they all sound like pricks tho!

Posted by: kelly at November 6, 2008 3:41 PM
                                                               

AHAHA!
Number 3 by far!
thats hillarious ;D


xxx

Posted by: Abiii ^^ at November 6, 2008 3:56 PM
                                                               

Number 2, for sure.
'cause if animals were made out of grass, wouldn't we eat them?
Plus they spelled everything wrong haha

Posted by: Mallory at November 6, 2008 4:14 PM
                                                               

3 haha that was good

Posted by: kayla at November 6, 2008 4:40 PM
                                                               

#2 is the dumbest in my opinion. "if God didn't want us to eat meat he would have made them out of grass"? If God didn't want us to eat veggies wouldn't he have made us able to live a healthy life without them? Also I hope # 2 realizes he is made of meat, maybe we should eat him? If God didn't want us to eat meat he would have made # 2 out of grass! LOL. Funny stuff

Posted by: Chris at November 6, 2008 4:46 PM
                                                               

I would have to say #3 it sounds like a lot of people i know like for every animal you don't eat i'll eat 3. though they're all pretty funny.

Posted by: Andrea at November 6, 2008 7:51 PM
                                                               

#1, what a freaking idiot.

Suck my balls...? They honestly could not come up with a better farewell.
What meat does to your brain. :D

Posted by: Nikole at November 6, 2008 8:17 PM
                                                               

#2. . . the level of stupidity is amazing.

Posted by: Mary at November 6, 2008 9:33 PM
                                                               

omg.
4) People Eating Tastey Animals. PETA Get a life loser. Meat isnt murder...meat is yummy yummy lunch.


just because they can't spell 'tasty'. I laughed really hard.

Posted by: Katie :] at November 6, 2008 9:38 PM
                                                               

#3. The epitome of ignorance, right there.

Posted by: Alicia at November 6, 2008 9:47 PM
                                                               

they all suck!!

but number one is probably the best of the worst

Posted by: jennifer at November 6, 2008 11:33 PM
                                                               

I have to say #2. I'm pretty sure we ALL eat vegetables at some point in our lives no matter who we are. Grass, to me, is a vegetable. I've eaten. it 9(pretty gross). I think we all know the consequences of the misused passage in Genesis telling us to subdue all the beasts and land. Poor, poor dumb people. Maybe they should read the Bible. I don't think God's son Jesus was even recorded actually eating meat, specifically. Maybe fish, but I would need to check. Perhaps I'm wrong, but honestly. Don't people at least know that when you're talking about God's choices, you shouldn't take the Lord's name in vain?

Posted by: Magdalen at November 7, 2008 1:31 AM
                                                               

omg wow.
LOL!

I can't pick one, they're all so STUPID!
hahaha xD
Someone needs to send these losers back to school.
:)

Posted by: Bridget at November 7, 2008 2:08 AM
                                                               

For me it has to be #1, if they think leather and fried chicken are new inventions then they've got to be quite dumb!

Posted by: Little_Lotte at November 7, 2008 5:25 AM
                                                               

Number 3 for sure, I'm sure he'll reget eating all that when he's/she's over the hill.

Posted by: Erb at November 7, 2008 8:28 AM
                                                               

i agree, no. 1 coz its so well thought of and they obviously must have read a bit to know that. they go through many ways of killing animals and the normal / not listening / not understanding / idiot meat eater would simply say, mmm i love meat so f*** you, or something lame like that.

Posted by: emma at November 7, 2008 10:47 AM
                                                               

Humans are made of meat too. Should we eat them??

They're all hilarious though. But kind of scary.

Posted by: Courtney at November 7, 2008 11:14 AM
                                                               

For the first time, None of those made me laugh.

But i pretty much agree with Courtney.. Humans are made out of meat too.. Whats the DIFFRENCE (that makes it OK) to eat an animal!? ughh

stupid stupid people -_-

Posted by: Proud TreeHugger at November 7, 2008 1:12 PM
                                                               

Although its sometimes funny to get a laugh out of these 'dumb comments'

Might i suggest a new thing.. instead of posting dumb comments how about posting the most inspirational,compassionate,kind,moving,touching comment?? I'd love to see those types as well :)

xoxo

Posted by: Rashael at November 7, 2008 2:19 PM
                                                               

I just have to QUICKLY ask! Cause i JUST clicked on the bold words 'Meat' and it took me to meat.org.. but since my computer runs slowy it still hasn't loaded fully and i cant see pictures yet.. so i just want to know before i go on the site if what im about to see will scar me forever.. what are the pictures gonna be of? what am i gonna see?? omg im so scared!! I mean i AM a vegetarian.. but like i said im terrified of what i MIGHT see... please tell me asap! Thanks!

Posted by: Meat.org at November 7, 2008 2:43 PM
                                                               

Lol, #2. I hate it when people say that God wants us to kill animals. But these comments are the same crap my vegetarian friends and I have to put up with at school every day. *shakes head*

Posted by: Alyssa Moore at November 7, 2008 8:16 PM
                                                               

I'm gonna go with 5, just because I think he is the least intelligent.
Close though...

Posted by: Charles R. at November 7, 2008 10:49 PM
                                                               

#3 is my fave
People seriously need to get lives
and stop writing bs about things they refuse to understand. Its ok to have opinions but people need to keep them to theirselves!

Posted by: jessica at November 8, 2008 3:05 PM
                                                               

number three for sure.

Posted by: Tracy at November 8, 2008 7:10 PM
                                                               

haha they are all so dumb xD
i think ima have to say....(drumroll)
#2!!
:P

Posted by: Anais at November 9, 2008 12:12 AM
                                                               

number one. wow. some people really have no heart, but even more, no life.

they're all hillarious though.
:)

Posted by: stephanie at November 9, 2008 5:20 PM
                                                               

idk what you all are talkin abuot but #5 is pretty funny.

Posted by: Laurynnn! at November 9, 2008 8:11 PM
                                                               

i think 2 for sure."if god didnt want us to eat meat, he woulda made animals out of grass" wtf.

Posted by: Amber at November 9, 2008 9:23 PM
                                                               

I love that number 4 can't spell "tastey" right. If you're going to take a stab at insulting a large chunk of the youth of America, at least run your comment through a spell checker.

Posted by: Bridget W. at November 10, 2008 11:05 AM
                                                               

I absolutley love number 3 he is really something!

Posted by: Amanda at November 11, 2008 3:54 PM
                                                               

Everyone has their own opinion. I'm not trying to change the entire world vegan, I mean, I can't even get my mom to stop eating beef.
Numbers 3 and 4 are almost well written, even if they cannot spell. They don't sound as ignorant as the others. What I cannot understand the reason they curse so much. If they didn't have to throw in a bunch of ****s and ******s they might sound halfway decent, almost intellegent.
It annoys me how they think PETA is only about not eating animals. My brother is a memeber of peta and he eats meat. I respect his choice, and he respects mine.

Why are we voting over their comments? It will only make them want to post more. They obviously have nothing better to do than criticize people with opposing views: they're doing it for attention.

my vote

(because I'm a hypocrite like that)

es numero uno

Posted by: Super Man-d at November 11, 2008 7:29 PM
                                                               

Number 3. They're just so spiteful

Posted by: Amy_Lily at November 20, 2008 8:39 PM
                                                               

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