Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment! October 22, 2008
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Oh how I never tire of compiling the comments for this blog. Do you think the people who sent us these would be embarrassed if they saw this blog? Or do you think they'd simply say "HA! I sure got them good!"?
You know the deal: Names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I've thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy:
1) hello peta. u guys r a** holes leave rodeo alone leave horse racing alone ok b**** ur all vegitarians well i eat real food reply back bitcfh
2) personally I believe that PETA is wrongly accused of being a good organization. I really believe that u and all your supporters can lick my n*t s**k and burn in hell. F*** u all. animals were put on earth to eat! think about it if your ancestors didnt eat meat in the early life times u wouldnt be here a**hole. u guys are sick they way u say animals are humans too f*** u I'm a true hunter and i have many KILLS under my belt and I'm soooooooo proud of it because i hate u f***ers and it makes even sweeter. pLus i eat the meat it soooooooo healthy for u.i hope u know that u and your veggie fag friends know that because i eat meat i actually am stronger smarter and healthier than u! If u have a n*t s**k b**** then write me back!
3) You are a stupid idiot. God gave us these animals for food. He gave man the authority over all animals. I tell ya what, you prove to me that it is wrong to eat animals, and I will kiss your rear. Oh yeah, I butcher 99% of ALL our meat to eat, that includes rabbits(yes, the easter bunny tastes good) chickens, hogs, and deer.
4) F*** U U ANIMAL F***IN A**HOLES I EAT STEAK I USE THAM AS CLOTHES I HUNT ALLIGATORS AND WEAR THEM!!!!! THEN MY DAD SHOOTS ELEPHANTS AND LEAVES THEM THERE A**WAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA F*** U!!!
5) i want to drop live cows on your house off a helicopter and watch them splat and hopefully kill all the vegans
Which is your favorite? Let me know by leaving a comment below!
♥ Marta
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Comments
I have to go with number five, that is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've read.
Posted by: me at October 22, 2008 12:04 PM# 5 defiantly lol. That just made me laugh, stuff like that would be like relly sad if it happened though....
Posted by: G at October 22, 2008 12:14 PMI'd say number 4. Yeah, okay your dad shoots elephants, what are you from africa?! I hope an elephant sits on that dummie. LOL.
Posted by: Jeann at October 22, 2008 1:52 PM#3!!!
Posted by: Sam at October 22, 2008 1:54 PMDefinitely number two. If they're so smart why can't they spell? Also because they said "fag." That is so intelligent. Calling people gay just because they don't eat meat. Wow!
Don't even get me started on number five.
Sadly, number three hasn't realized that not everybody believes in "God." If somebody told them that I have a feeling they would go all elitist and say that we're stupid for not believing. Plus the Bible is so contradicting it's not even funny! It says in one part that Christian believers shouldn't eat pork or shellfish. So they shouldn't go around preaching their God when they eat meat.
Posted by: Darla at October 22, 2008 2:04 PMI find number 2 to be the biggest ignorant moron to probably walk this earth. Yeah, our ancestors really needed meat to have sex and make babies.
Haha what an idiot.
Posted by: Jessica at October 22, 2008 2:09 PMMost definitely number 2! The author of that thread is such a pseudo-intellectual. Ugh. S/he really has no idea what s/he's talking about. Yeah, we ARE evolved from neanderthals, and yeah, they ate meat. But what for? Oh, that's right, because they would have starved if they hadn't. Yet along with evolution came more and more plants, and we don't have to eat the animals anymore thanks to those plants! Get with the times. Seriously.
Posted by: Megan at October 22, 2008 2:31 PM#3
Posted by: Erin at October 22, 2008 2:45 PMI vote number #2 . These people need jobs.
Posted by: Dawn at October 22, 2008 3:03 PMha, i love the 'animals are here on earth to eat!'. Okay, maybe in the early 1700's - but its 2008 - look at the alternatives idiot. I think people should know what their talking about before they talk shit.
I vote for them ALL to be stupid :)
Posted by: heather at October 22, 2008 3:12 PMI would have to say #2, obviously that person didn't actually look into the facts before stating his stupid remarks. Nonetheless All of them really had no valid points, so they are all equally stupid.
Posted by: Jane Lane at October 22, 2008 3:23 PMI say all of them are stupid. They can't spell, they have horrible grammar and obviously they're not very well educated. I think that # 5 is good because it's so ..... dumb. LOL
#2 actually made me laugh, just the stupidity of it all. I hope he-she chokes on a hamburger.
Posted by: Raven at October 22, 2008 3:53 PMI have to say number 2... The douche bag can't even spell, but in all honesty, these people don't even have the slightest clue what they're talking about! Go educate yourselves!!!!!
Posted by: tamara at October 22, 2008 4:10 PMThey are all terrible, and THEY are nonsense, but it has to be #2,
They need to learn good grammar. >.>
#5
Posted by: at October 22, 2008 5:43 PM2 & 4 - they were really funny! LOL!
Posted by: Amoux at October 22, 2008 5:49 PMwell i have to say the last one is the best its so absurd
although
i have to agree that humans are natural hunters, it may be cruel the way animals are killed but we are made with eyes in the front of our heads and we are given canine teeth for tearing meat, but animals were meant to roam free and not be locked away leading miserable lives, like my ancestors, (native Americans) ate meat, but they let buffalo roam free and lead good lives and when they were killed all the resources they could get out of them they used and they didn't take too much, but sadly that custom has long since been unappreciated so instead of that i'm vegetarian.
Woah, that's hard. They're all so stupid. I gues number 5. Drop cows on us, really?
Posted by: Lauren at October 22, 2008 6:02 PMLMAO #5 is HILARIOUS XD
and my vote is for number 2 cause it would have to be the stupidest! he is a complete moron.. wtf was he talking about when he was saying 'think about it if your ancestors didnt eat meat in the early life times u wouldnt be here a**hole' ?????
O.o
I'll vote for number 2, I mean he just went on and on wasting his time just to prove how stupid he really is.
Oh my, people can be really dumb sometimes.
I would have to choose #4. It seems this person really thinks he/she was clever when really there was no point. I'm figuring he/she probably showed all their friends thinking they made PETA feel terrible. :/ (sigh) strange. i wonder how long they worked on that...?
Posted by: Tana at October 22, 2008 8:38 PMHAHA FIVE!!!
Although two is awfully hilarious...
#3.
God never said anything about giving us animals to eat. In Genesis it says he gives us the plants to eat, and that we dominate over the animals or something, but they aren't for us to eat! The Bible never says that!
People are so stupid. Why don't they want to be healthier? & help the environment/world hunger/ animals?
Posted by: Mallory at October 22, 2008 9:01 PM#2 fer ser
Posted by: victoria at October 22, 2008 10:51 PMI think number 2 is by far the most stupid and funny comment I've ever read. What a fool. And please tell him to learn how to spell. lol
Posted by: Moshda at October 22, 2008 11:23 PM#5 is sad, but I'd say that #2 is the stupidest. If they knew anything, they would know that they are NOT healthier by eating meat and that there are many alternatives and you don't need meat to survive so it is cruel and unneccessary to eat it.
Posted by: Shanna at October 23, 2008 1:04 AM5!!!! It is absolutely demented
Posted by: Madhvi at October 23, 2008 1:49 AMhaha they were all very funny. i have to say number 2 was the worst! if eating meat makes you smarter, then why is his/her grammar so bad?!!!
i think these people need to go and get a brain and a life.
What saddens me so much is that everyone is so intolerant of others' opinions and cannot comment without being incredibly hurtful, insulting or violent in their commentary. It makes me shudder to see how violent people are, again and again...and that they feel challenged by people having made other choices. Low intelligence, intolerance and violence... a frightening combination. They're all nasty comments and all deserve mention for being sad examples of how intolerant and intentionally cruel people can be.
Posted by: kunzang Lhamo at October 23, 2008 7:38 AMNumber 1.
Mr(s). "I eat real food."
& wow, you are just sooo cool for doing it.
what an idiot.
Posted by: Monika at October 23, 2008 9:00 AMThey're all really stupid, but #2 really gets the spotlight.
Posted by: Kendra at October 23, 2008 9:03 AMNUMBER 2!!!!! this is so hilarious i just have to keep reading it!!! and number 5 is pretty stupid, but number 2 is my fave!!!
people can be such naive idiots.
~Linzee
Posted by: Lindsee <3 at October 23, 2008 9:34 AMide go with number two because eating meat doesnt make you smart studying and going to school and being well educated about the earth and things good in it makes you smart n eating veggies milk n meat free stuff does make you strong and weight lifting and other stuff you dont have to eat meat to do any of these things it pathectic saying your smart you havent got good grammer ...
Posted by: Paula at October 23, 2008 2:05 PMBahahaha!
#5 for sure!
That's amazing!
#2 is my favorite.
Lmfao @ deranged #4 though. =P
Posted by: Valerie Tierney at October 23, 2008 3:59 PM#5 is clearly the superior comment as it doesn't waste any punctuation and is also somewhat creative.
However, it is a waste of resources.
You should eat more beets.
Posted by: Dwigt at October 23, 2008 4:08 PMNumber 5 is the most ridiculous, but 2 would have to be the dumbest in my opinion. Stronger and healthier my ass.
Posted by: Alexes at October 23, 2008 8:29 PM#2 & 5
ROFL at number 2.
Yeah okay, we REALLY need meat to have sex.
HAHA.
That really made me laugh!
Number 5, Yeah, 'cause ALL the vegans live in one house.
LOL.
And yeah okay, a hellicopter is going to carry aload of cows (Y)
Nice going, Asshats.
#3
Posted by: luvallanimals<3 at October 24, 2008 8:25 AMLolz.. Number 3 sounded like they were about to start a pretty good argument..until he got to the Easter bunny.
Posted by: Michael at October 24, 2008 1:07 PMlol omg 3 & 4...=] they have spelling problems
Posted by: kevin perea at October 24, 2008 6:28 PM#3 and what is the 1% that you butcher? Your common sense? Depending on that comment, he butchers all of it for that matter. XP
Posted by: Danielle at October 24, 2008 10:24 PMive gotta say #3. " you prove to me that it is wrong to eat animals, and I will kiss your rear." wtf??? LOL has this person read or watched ANYTHING on this site? if they took the time to, then they'd be kissin my booty right now!!! lol
plus... meat makes people soooo much more violent and agressive. has anyone else noticed that? all that negativity from the animals' pain and suffering is being consumed and those comments are a prime example. forget meat and bring happiness and health into your life!!!
Posted by: Tif at October 25, 2008 12:58 AM#two-- THIS GUY...
Posted by: long live tie-dye at October 25, 2008 1:35 PMNumber 5, it's just so ridiculous!
Posted by: Little_Lotte at October 26, 2008 9:31 AM4. it sounds like a 5 year old put it on. i hope all those animals in ur ugly comment sit on ur FACE, 5 year old! :)
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number 2, its just all BS. especially the part about ancestors. if you believe in our 'ancestors' then you believe we came from monkeys, who are VEGETARIANS! once again, the point is proven that meat damages your brain.
Posted by: Lottiee at October 22, 2008 11:52 AM