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Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment! October 8, 2008

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Yup, it's time for another installment of ridiculous comments for you. People are weird...

As usual, names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I've thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy:

1) No offence but you guys are really stupid No one gives a s**tt about the earth And people love meat So shut up

2) sometimes i go into the woods and chop up little bunnies with little cotton tales just for fun. i would like to talk more but i gotta go bludgeon a seal, i need a new pair of socks.

3) GO F*** YOUR SELF I LOVE EATING F***ING MEAT YOU NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY BEFORE YOU JUDGE THOSE WHO EAT MEAT DUNMASSES!

4) i ate bamby for breakfast

5) this is gay vegatarians are gYay meat is the greatest thing on tha planet wtf is in ur guys head r u on crack GO MEAT EATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which one is your favorite this time? Vote by commenting below!

Marta

P.S. Be sure to check out past installments of "Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment" here.


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Comments

number 3, its amazing what too much meat must do to your brain.

Posted by: Lottiee at October 8, 2008 1:50 PM
                                                               

Number 3 .... Dunmasses??

Posted by: Cherie at October 8, 2008 1:55 PM
                                                               

I like #3 the best because as they are calling us names, they can't even spell the name correctly!! Now who's the "dunmass"?

Posted by: Hollie Crawford at October 8, 2008 2:05 PM
                                                               

I'm pretty sure its a tie between 1 & 3.


Becuase people are "dunmass"es and "don't care about the earth."

Posted by: SarahEmily at October 8, 2008 2:27 PM
                                                               

definatley number 5; its obvious meat isn't that great for your body if it lowers your ability to spell the word gay correctly.

Posted by: rimsha at October 8, 2008 2:28 PM
                                                               

5, wow, just wow.

Posted by: Steven at October 8, 2008 2:47 PM
                                                               

tie between 1 and 3

Posted by: Sara at October 8, 2008 2:55 PM
                                                               

I vote for #3. I love how the comments keep getting more intelligent.

Posted by: Alicia at October 8, 2008 2:55 PM
                                                               

Definatley a tie between 1&3! People are so STUPID!

Posted by: Erin at October 8, 2008 3:03 PM
                                                               

Tough pick between number 1 and number 3, but I gotta go with number 1. With all the environmental awareness these days and the talk of melting ice caps, global warming and the like, it's obvious many people care about the environment.

Dunmasses though, gotta love that!

Posted by: Heather at October 8, 2008 3:03 PM
                                                               

#3
what's a dunmass??? hahahaha

Posted by: ada at October 8, 2008 3:17 PM
                                                               

definitly 4 or 5

Posted by: Elly Cooper at October 8, 2008 3:30 PM
                                                               

Ohhh, I definitely vote for #5 because of their use of the word 'gay.'
"this is happy vegetarians are happy"
"this is homosexual vegetarians are homosexual"

I don't get it...

I also picked them for the dumbest comment for their lack of punctuation until the very end where they over did it, the fact that they asked "r u on crack," and the chatspeak which proves that they need to pay attention in English class.

Posted by: Darla at October 8, 2008 3:42 PM
                                                               

NUMBA DOS( 2 FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT SPEAK THE GLORIOUS LANGUAGE OF SPANISH) ROCKS!

Posted by: dfasdf at October 8, 2008 3:54 PM
                                                               

#1. I give a shit about the planet.

Posted by: Carli at October 8, 2008 4:17 PM
                                                               

4!
4 4 4 4!!!
Hahaha, OMG! He ate Bambi for breakfast!!!
Lovely, isn't him?

Hahaha!!!


Posted by: Carolina at October 8, 2008 4:20 PM
                                                               

3...dun-masses gets me.
also, 2 is really funny, but you can tell that they are just being facetious...I definitely think 3 is great, lol, I wish that I could put that on a shirt.

Posted by: Sey Dederian at October 8, 2008 4:30 PM
                                                               

...3....you "dunmasses"

Posted by: catey at October 8, 2008 4:41 PM
                                                               

number 5. what a dry sense of humor.

Posted by: Mary at October 8, 2008 4:45 PM
                                                               

Their dumb. How do they even find the website???
>.> All of them.
But 3 & 5 most defiantly.

Posted by: Katie at October 8, 2008 4:56 PM
                                                               

deffs 4.
is so simple, yet so
unbelievably stupid.

Posted by: Emma at October 8, 2008 5:06 PM
                                                               

Definitely number one. "No one gives acrap about the earth"? Has this person been living under a rock of all his/her life? Seriously. Get educated, open your eyes and mind, and make a change.

Posted by: Megan at October 8, 2008 5:18 PM
                                                               

4) i ate bamby for breakfast

Posted by: lauren at October 8, 2008 5:35 PM
                                                               

Number 3 of course lol

Posted by: Paige at October 8, 2008 6:34 PM
                                                               

HAHAH!
i like #3
i think its funny how they think we're insane.
also, they say we're judging them??

Posted by: mE at October 8, 2008 6:47 PM
                                                               

The 5th one is so funny. I'm sure he or she is a nut case!

Posted by: Amoux at October 8, 2008 7:05 PM
                                                               

I'm going to have to go with number four as Bambi is a fictional movie character and therfore cannot be eaten.

Posted by: King of Fiji at October 8, 2008 7:14 PM
                                                               

wow.
i like number one by the way they say, "No offence but you guys are really stupid"

sorry, dude, but i think people might just take offense at that.
[ :

Posted by: sierra at October 8, 2008 8:22 PM
                                                               

Definitely #3 because it shows emphasis on how unintelligent people are, so much so that they need to use so many expletives to prove their "point"

Posted by: Lynette at October 8, 2008 8:29 PM
                                                               

4! Just because of the way they spelled 'Bambi.'
It made me laugh for a long time.

Posted by: katie at October 8, 2008 8:53 PM
                                                               

OMG I SO Vote For 2 Its Jsut So...MEAN! And Like Omg Its Just So Funny What They All think!

Posted by: Malloy at October 8, 2008 10:18 PM
                                                               

Number 2. I'm pretty sure they were joking and it's really funny.

Posted by: lilly at October 8, 2008 11:16 PM
                                                               

They were all dumb but I guess my favorite was 4. Don't know why, but it was.

Posted by: Shanna at October 9, 2008 1:32 AM
                                                               

i like #4. clearly this person didn't see BAMBI or else they probably wouldn't want to eat him, not to mention, they'd be able to spell his name right...

Posted by: Jesse at October 9, 2008 2:03 AM
                                                               

number 3.

i think HE needs to learn more.
lol

Posted by: grace at October 9, 2008 7:02 AM
                                                               

They're all so dumb I can hardly believe they're real statements!

Even though all the others contain terrible spelling, grammar and punctuation I have to say number 1 is the dumbest because people DO care about the Earth and many DON'T like meat...unless us environmentalist veg*ns aren't classed as people anymore, lol!

Posted by: Little_Lotte at October 9, 2008 7:59 AM
                                                               

all of them are dumb...but probably number 3.

Dunmasses...

Posted by: erika at October 9, 2008 8:57 AM
                                                               

Wow. WTF are these people thinking, honestly, i wanna meet number 3 and punch him in the face

Posted by: Zac at October 9, 2008 9:39 AM
                                                               

Haha this made my day. Number three definitely, 'dunmass' should be an official word.

Posted by: Testure at October 9, 2008 10:46 AM
                                                               

i think i'm tied between 3 and 5, maybe they need to research the human body.. do many vegan or vegetarians die of obesity or heart attack? No, cholesterol mainly comes from lard and meat. And if these people think this then why are they on the peta2 site?!

Posted by: Teal at October 9, 2008 10:59 AM
                                                               

well my favorite would have to be #4 because for one, he misspelled Bambi. Second, because he's a fictional character. I don't get these guys. If they're so obesessed with meat, then why go to a vegetarian site?

Posted by: cassie at October 9, 2008 11:06 AM
                                                               

lol number 3. they're just so passionate!

Posted by: lisa at October 9, 2008 12:39 PM
                                                               

umm...my vote is for number three, definitely, i love the contradiction. =] it was a tough decision between either that or number 5... but yeah, umm, what are dunmasses?

Peace and love my cruelty free friends!


Posted by: Miranda[aveganamongcarnivores] at October 9, 2008 1:29 PM
                                                               

number 3.... the need lives

Posted by: andraya at October 9, 2008 3:12 PM
                                                               

lol i like number 4...just cause he spelled bambi wrong!! lol and number 3 cause he cany spell
dumbasses!
=]
GO VEGGIES!!!

Posted by: Katie at October 9, 2008 3:42 PM
                                                               

my vote goes to #3.that's just..just..wow.
the meat must be stored in their brains as much as it's rotting in their colons.
i got a pretty good laugh out of these :]

Posted by: rachh;;EL at October 9, 2008 4:07 PM
                                                               

#2 made me sick...What an IDIOT!! And since i'm such a dunmass i wont pick #3...#4 well...bambI isnt real so he had no effect on me...I'm tied on #1 and #5....hmmmm...
#5

Posted by: Amanda Capps at October 9, 2008 4:35 PM
                                                               

No 5. How dumb is that? geez..those people have no brains!

Posted by: Hollie at October 9, 2008 4:49 PM
                                                               

omg! numero quatro!! lolz my nickname's Bambi

Posted by: Aym-bear at October 9, 2008 4:55 PM
                                                               

Wow....
I'm going to have to say #1.

Posted by: Raven at October 9, 2008 5:13 PM
                                                               

Number two.

Posted by: Kaitlyn at October 9, 2008 5:14 PM
                                                               

1, definitely 1. I'm pretty sure it's necessary to care about the earth, retard.

Posted by: Crissy Colascione at October 9, 2008 5:29 PM
                                                               

#4, it's Bambi.
And you must be heartless if you would eat him.

Posted by: Nikole at October 10, 2008 10:14 AM
                                                               

Ahahaha!! Most ppl say number 3 or 5 but i think number 4 wins!!

Posted by: Sprinkles at October 10, 2008 3:42 PM
                                                               

number 3 for sure!

Posted by: Caylee at October 10, 2008 8:31 PM
                                                               

OH MAN!
number five, def.
the excess of spelling and grammatical errors just makes me giggle.
but the one about seal socks is a close second.

Posted by: casondra at October 10, 2008 10:56 PM
                                                               

Number three.

dunmass.
;p

Posted by: Alissa at October 11, 2008 4:14 PM
                                                               

4!! The person misspelled bambi!!!

Posted by: Madhvi at October 12, 2008 12:46 AM
                                                               

i would have to say #4...

:)

Posted by: Danica at October 12, 2008 2:58 PM
                                                               

I love how ALL of these comments have spelling errors.


1) No offence but you guys are really stupid No one gives a s**tt about the earth And people love meat So shut up

Correction: shitt. wow i never knew that there were 2 t's. I always thought there was only one.

2) sometimes i go into the woods and chop up little bunnies with little cotton tales just for fun. i would like to talk more but i gotta go bludgeon a seal, i need a new pair of socks.

Correction: there has never been such a thig as seal socks. seal fur, which is pretty sick, yes, but not socks. and it's tails, not tales. tales are what you tell around the campfire or what you tell little children who can't sleep.

3) GO F*** YOUR SELF I LOVE EATING F***ING MEAT YOU NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY BEFORE YOU JUDGE THOSE WHO EAT MEAT DUNMASSES!

Correction: dunmasses? how about dumbasses?

4) i ate bamby for breakfast

Correction: bambi, not bamby.

5) this is gay vegatarians are gYay meat is the greatest thing on tha planet wtf is in ur guys head r u on crack GO MEAT EATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Correction: gYay is not a word. neither is tha. and it's vegetarian, not vegatarian.

the rotting animal flesh must be constricting the blood flow to the brain.

Posted by: Juliejuicebox at October 12, 2008 7:19 PM
                                                               

number 4. not my "Favorite" but p*sses me off he most. so i guess thats my vote. dunmass... haha someone dosent know about the preview button.

Posted by: Chris Greene at November 12, 2008 12:07 PM
                                                               

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