Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment! September 10, 2008

Ha ha, they're all so pathetic... but I'd say number two, because they don't realise they are killing more plants by eating meat; I mean, do they not think that cows and such like eat plants to live - far more than vegans do?!
I feel sorry for these people, but hey, they make us laugh :)

AAAAHHHHH I hate when people say that by eating cows they're controlling the population!!! No idiots, they are being bred for your consumption.
I don't know if I want to let them read a PETA pamphlet or beat them with one. Either way, it'd be fun to teach them something.

So I guees yeah, I vote for number 2.

Well i must be going now, I'm plotting to take over the world with my fascist regime. *siiigghh*

Wow, these are all so stupid. I can't pick a favourite. XD

^_^; Those people do not represent the majority of people who eat meat.

Just the majority of idiots who shouldn't be using the internet.

And this is coming from someone who is eating a carrot for breaking instead of meat.

I have to say number two. The idea that any person doesn't understand that animals being fed massive amounts of plants so that they get fat and humans get more meat is incredible. Do they not know that if every person went vegetarian we could feed developing nations? Or that we could stop deforestation in places like the Amazon rain forest? Someone please, get these people in the loop.

the dumb comments just get stupider.
i mean, come on!?

People can be so idiotic. I vote for number one.

So funny, but I would choose the second one like the less stupid, cause at least it's trying to be polite, even when his/her believes are all wrong, yelling a bunch of things when you don't even have an answer thay "justify" your acts is even more stupid.

no.1, its so halarious when people think its a fantastic comeback to call you gay. I retort with the same amount of stupidity- "takes one to know one".

number 5 LMAO, what are you like, 7?

ooooooooouuh this is a hard one umm
i would have to say number 1
people need to get hobbies seriously lol

#2.

these people need lives if this is what they spend they're time doing.
seriously.
lame.

Uh, 5! By far 5. I'd like to run into that person via dark alleyway.

I know this was written by King of Fiji, but I couldn't of said it any better.
I vote for number two. The idea that any person doesn't understand that animals being fed massive amounts of plants so that they get fat and humans get more meat is incredible. Do they not know that if every person went vegetarian we could feed developing nations? Or that we could stop deforestation in places like the Amazon rain forest? Someone please, get these people in the loop.

I have to go with numero dos. I love people that think cows are overpopulating the earth... and no one calls me a fascist.

haha! Dude! #1 has to be the best! It's lame and makes no sense! lol

omgosh.
Well, as i said before, they're all equally idiotic.

I wonder if these people think before they speak.
"i slaughter chicken every morning and drink their blood"?
C'mon people.
Get real.

haha wow losers much!!!at least us vegans and vegetarians know how to spell!!!I think the murder meat is getting to there tiny brains haha
wow yea umm i think there are all hilarious and it is very hard to say but i go with number 2 yeah.
Again i say what LOSERS haha

Heh, wow. Number one has totally got it in the bag for me. Although number five came rather close. >.

idk which one is the worst...
they are all so retarded
do they know how stupid they sound?
at least when we say stuff we sound intellectual

Um yeah I just noticed that I accidentally typed breakfast wrong and thats probably the only reason why my post got through as to add to the dumb comments.

So um yeah I am trying to eat less meat and once again these people probably just equate to the average flamers and spammers you see on any website these days.

These are all really dumb! Number three is all like 'I love vegans!!!I hate vegans' What the fuck? Yeah they have GREAT grammer in case you have'nt noticed.

there so lame! haha idk there all so funny and they dont make sense! lol hm idk there all rly messed up ,they have no lives,lmao id go with number uhmm 1 or 2 idk

Haha. Number four. LOOOOOOVE how you will never hear an excuse from a meat eater which isn't a complete cliche.

Desperate for justification? I think so.

I love when people say "I didn't make my way to the top of the food chain for nothing". Top of the food chain? Stick an unarmed human in a field with lions and tigers and see who is at the top of the food chain.

haha keeping the cow population balanced...seriously one of the funniest things i've heard all day.

Number 2 is at least talking reasonably and explaining himself. The other 4 are just pure ignorance. But I vote for #1 because they are talkn out their butt. And their rude.

;-;

Number 5 has such a contaminated brain that it doesn't make sense anymore! My compasive vote for him/her.

(Did you know that vegetarians have a higher IQ than meat eaters? I'm trying to find the University page from which I took that, but, yeah 8D)

ha! number 2! They think they r so smart by saying plant eaters r killing the planet, but it kills alot more plants 2 make meat than it does veggies!

Erin, that was me actually : )

i like #1 cause i actually laughed when i read it. HAHA!! all these people are soo stupid. and # 2 is just ridiculous.

#5 cant spell for shit. what the hell is lobotomy? um.....yea

1 + 3

1.) Obviously isn't true.
3.) Makes no sense, at all.

haha, they're stupid.
IF the hate Peta so much, why don't they start their own website? Then they can complain all they want.
But before they do that, just watch one video on here, just one.

I'm going with Number 2, because the author is clearly an uneducated nitwit. :)

Number 1 is my favorite, but I have to say, Number 3 is very stupid. The idiot has so few braincells he can't make up his mind! "I LOVE VEGANS! I HATE VEGANS!" Veggie deprived, maybe?

But still, 1 is the best. For one, Peta is more than one person, idiot. We're retards? AHAHAHAHAH! funny =P

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I love the second one! It is so funny.
I'm feel really sorry for those anti-PETA ppl, they are so uneducated about the REAL facts . . .

I vote number 2 lol!

Lol, people same dumb crap like this to me all to time.
I think number 1 or 5 would have to be my favorite.

I'd have to vote number 2. For one, I think it's the dummiest comment I've heard where someone tried to justify meat eating. And two, I've actually heard some comedian say this. I don't remember who though.

#2, such a logic argument!!

ohmygoooodness, wow #2 is my favorite they're all so horrible but these people are DEFINITELY i don't even know, ridiculous.
#2 must've felt smart too! WOW. hm. cause it DOESN'T take 16pounds to make 1 ppund of flesh right???? OBVIOUSLY eating meat is great.
whatthefffuckk. i had club day at my highschool today and i helped run the animal rights club, SO MANY ASSHOLES wow ouch "is there gonna be steak at your meetings?" so i said, "Obviously, and we'll be testing on monkeys, now fuck off you fucking conservative fucker." highschool's lovely.

Number 2 or number 3....
Number 2 goes on with their "logic" *cough* and then a quick sudden "oh and your a bunch of facsist a**holes."

Number three, made me laugh...
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I'd vote for number 5 as the most ridiculous! Using a homophobic slur and pretending to perform psychiatric cruelty to animals? I mean, for real, Lobotomy? Psychiatry sucks and so does eating meat!

haha!! #1...its so dumb cos it doesnt make the least bit of sense....and the english is unspeakable...guess we can see now wat eating meat does to ppls brains :D

hey,
these comments are all so shit, it makes me wanna bathe in my own vommit there o dumb! well, eww, vommit is a little sick, but now you know how much i think they're retarded!

2 is a pile of bulls crap!
- Emily

So funny! Thanks for the chuckle Peta2!

I think #2 is the dumbest because they think they understand global warming but they just don't have a clue!!

3, I just love it when they E-yell!

these ppl r so idiotic.we dnt eat meat cuz we have morals,and meat is unhealthy.ilove animals and i hate ppl tht cant graspt the concept of being a vegetarian.seriously,get a life.stop wasting r time bi**ing at vegans and do ur f***ing ur homework

I'd have to say one because of his or her lack of grammar, spelling and brains.

UNREAL! HAHA!

I AM VOTING FOR COMMENT NUMBER 2, BC THEY OBVIOUSLY TRIED SO HARD TO GIVE A RESEARCHED AND INFORMATIVE RESPONSE.

=P

wow i really can't choose a favorite...because they're all so stupid...

#2...definitely...fírst get informed then open your mouth to talk>.

some people are pathetic.

I mean how retarded can you get.

>.>

#2, because that's the one I hear most often. Simple ignorance or anger is painful, but the worst is when the meat eater thinks they're outsmarting you.....those poor, poor fools.

#2 They are pretty stupid. If no one was eating meat there would be less cows, chickens etc. Because they would not be bred for the slaughter houses. ah duh!

These comments are extremely stupid. I vote number 2, because they think they are so right. I can't even understand the reasoning behind that one. What a moron.

Bhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha!.
1 & 2

Haha, those made me laugh really hard :DD

and I feel bad for number 4. All that KFC and shit in it is going to make them very sick. They'll be wishing they ate carrots.

But I'm definitely voting for number 1.
What an idiot.

(Did you notice that none of these morons know how to spell even the simplest words? How sad.)

#4 This stupid idiot lowbred's comment is by far one of the dumbest remarks ever. The idiot who said this talking about climbing the top of the food chain this dumbf*ck is to stupid and fat to climb up a pile of shit! I feel sorry for this lowbred because we should be able to embrace diversity instead of ridicule people that have the ability to think outside of the box. However I do give credit to this idiot because I'm sure it's hard to blog when you don't have a brain.

hey Marta, tis moi, baggio! :D anyway, your right, it ISSS hard, they r all so..horrid! buuut #1 is the most pathetic, so its a winner! but seriously, do those people have ANY brains?! or friends?! ~ Baggio(Pro Activist-in-Training)

This makes me giggle.
I think they are all really stupid.
I think number 2 is the stupidest of them all

i didnt think it was possible to be much stupider than the first but i guess i was wrong
these ppl are like just ridiculus
#2 is funny bc he thnks he is making sense and has a whole plan on how good he is doing
lol

haha number 1 dood.
actually these people are my heros.
made my day awesome. haha

wow, they are all so stupid! People dont understand that Vegetarian/Vegan living is SO much better...GOING ON A YEAR OF BEING VEG. OCTOBER 31!!! VEGANS/VEGETARIANS ARE AWESOME!!!!

Thanks PETA!

Hahaha. Wow. These comments remind me of how stupid people are. They somewhat remind of the people in my schoo.

I think numbers 1, 4, and 5 are my favorites because they can't type in compelete sentenses, they're grammar is horrible, and their spelling is even worse.
Haa. They make me look smart.

Number two because they are too stupid to realize that they are the reason for a large population of cattle because they are the reason there is a demand for them to be bred.

#4. I bet they don't even know how stupid they sound :)

Although #2 for me is a close second

#2 has my vote - the others are trying to be stupid, #2 is actually trying to sound intelligent :L

#4
Reasons:
1. He can't spell to save his damn life.
2. The germs aren't burnt off just because you fry it, your eating something that's been living with germs everyday of his/hers life.
3. WHO GIVES A DAMN IF YOU GOT TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN? That shit doesnt even make sense.

*GO PETA2! ANIMAL RIGHTS FTW!!

the first one. rofl. enough said xD

1 and 2, I cant choose, they are both so stupid.

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