Vote for Your Favorite Dumb Comment! August 26, 2008
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As someone who cares about animal rights, I'm sure you're very used to people making absolutely ridiculous comments to you. With that in mind, you might guess that we get quite a few ridiculous comments on a daily basis here at peta2. It's even better when people say things to us as if they are so original and clever.
"Hey—I'm a member of PETA! People Eating Tasty Animals!"
I hate to break it to you, buddy, but whatever it is you're gonna say to us, trust us, we've heard it before. You aren't unique. And the comments meant to hurt our feelings? They just make us laugh.
I wanted to share a little bit of the ridiculousness we receive, so vote for your favorite dumb comment below, and be glad that you're smarter than these people. Seriously, people actually did write this stuff to us (Note: Names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I'm using asterisks since some of the comments are fairly inappropriate).
1) haha you are all stupid. i worked at a FOOD place to make REAL FOOD. that has REAL ANIMALS that DIED. because THEY TASTE GOOD and i ATE LIKE 2 BURGERS. and CHICKEN NUGGETS. Hahahahhaha i bet you are all like omgz. FOOD IS GOOD YOU ARE ALL JUST douches AND SHOULD ALL DIE PETA IS F***ING HOMO AND SHOULD DIE. WOO KILLING ANIMALS! especially the endangered ones. so i can eat and wear their skin. haha
2) hi my name is yo mama i added yall so i could annoy yall but i figured yall approve yalls commonts befor putting them on ur myspace profile could yall just deleat me because i cant figure out how to do it thank you. GO MEAT
3) i just wanted to let you know that i am in the FFA organization and to earn my geenhand degree, i get to raise a pig. After i grow it i will sell it at the count fair, to go off to a slaughter house. i just wanted to let you know, that peta2 does not affect the world at all. you will never stop people from eating meat, and you are dumb for trying.
4) i just ran over a baby deer and pissed on a kitten blaaat what now
5) hey b**** your a gay and i have a question if u eat more vegeatables to save cows arent you eating their food and therfore their are hunger which makes them taste like s*** when i eat them? answer the question B****
So which comment is your favorite? Vote by commenting below!
♥ Marta
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Haha these comments are all so dumb and stupid i can't decide i actually can't! They think they are being so cool and funny when they actually all sound like idiots well i like seeing that the joke is now on them HAH x
Posted by: Tamson at August 26, 2008 2:41 PMOh, this is a tough one. I was actually pulling for Dougy from my blog a few days ago - but since he's not listed here, he's my write-in candidate.
From the four listed, I would have to say number 1 is my vote based on this sentence alone:
"i bet you are all like omgz."
I actually am all like omgz.
BLAAAAT, what now?
xo,
Posted by: shan at August 26, 2008 2:53 PMIdk.
They all reached 100% on the dumb scale.
My favorite dumb comment is #1 cause it's just so stupid.
Posted by: Erin at August 26, 2008 3:16 PMNumber one made me LOL, ROFL and LMAO all at once. =P
Posted by: Tasha at August 26, 2008 3:19 PMi think that there all dumb and should all share 1st. place hahahahahaha
Posted by: vegi1 at August 26, 2008 3:20 PMThis is hard . I guess vote for Number five. God people are morons.
Posted by: Kelly at August 26, 2008 3:24 PMNumber 2 is my favorite. They sound oh so intelligent. 'Yall' this and 'yall' that. Hahahaha.
Posted by: Michelle at August 26, 2008 3:26 PMHa! It's so hard to choose, but I'll have to go with #5. Their lack of even a basic understanding of the English language made it somewhat hard to read, and seriously, you have to TRY to be that stupid.
Posted by: Richelle Werth at August 26, 2008 3:28 PMLet me start by saying that all these comments rank highly in the stupidity and ignorance category.
I'd have to say 1, b/c if you have to use caps to try and get your point accross (esp. if your point is weak or you really don't have one) then that just makes you sound stupid and annoying.Plus to use cursing in conjunction...It's just downright rude.
~L
Posted by: at August 26, 2008 3:29 PMi vote for number one.
omgz! lmao
#4 and #5
i guess #1 is a fake. you can´t be THAT stupid.
Posted by: Maren Pusback at August 26, 2008 3:32 PMThese are all hilarious and sad at the same time because of the fact that people this stupid actually exist. Honestly, I can't choose one.
Posted by: Megan at August 26, 2008 3:37 PMno.1 and no.5, just because i don't like the fact they are using "gay" and "homo" in an insulting way. whatever. but yeah, i vote them all, because, serious.
Posted by: Natalie at August 26, 2008 3:38 PM2 was the stupiest, but 5 was funnier
Posted by: stephanie at August 26, 2008 4:06 PMrofl, #1 :DDD
Posted by: Julia at August 26, 2008 5:05 PMI have to vote for #2 because the grammar and spelling are dumber than the comment itself, lol!
Posted by: Little_Lotte at August 26, 2008 5:38 PMIt's really sad that these people waste their time bashing a good cause. Is their life really that boring? All of these comments are rediculous but i think that number 4 is the stupidest.
Posted by: kurt at August 26, 2008 7:33 PM4 was sad! :[
Posted by: Hannah at August 26, 2008 8:33 PMLOL... #1, Saying 'homo' is sooo GAY! =P Anyway, I vote #1. Stupid stupid obese carnivores.
Posted by: Harley at August 26, 2008 8:51 PMI found #5s brain at the corner of Braindead Bolevard and Wow why the heck did this guy graduate from anything Way.
But I like #1 the best, i just cant imagine a sane person using "homo" in that way.
Posted by: pinkdoggie7 at August 26, 2008 8:54 PMThey are actually all equally dumb and pathetic. I thought it rather funny that they are all very illiterate. They can't spell, and they have horrible grammer. That, my friend, proves they are very idiotic.
If I have to chose it would be #4 or #5...
I think #s 1, 4, and 5 are the dumbest.
But really, they're extremely stupid in thier won special way.
And honestly, these people need to learn basic spelling and grammar before they go out criticizing other people. They sound like a bunh of idiotic, no-life 12-year-olds.
This is hard . I guess vote for Number five. God people are morons. They really need to find something better to do in life.
Posted by: andraya at August 26, 2008 10:21 PMomg, how can some ppl just b soo lame nd stupid, do they think theyre hurting our feelings? peta is HUGE!!!! haha #2 was soo dumb!!!
Posted by: Kelsey at August 26, 2008 10:23 PM#5
I didn't understand it at all. I can't believe there are actually people out there who are that dumb...
Definitely #3. I'm so tired of hearing "You are dumb for trying, because you never will accomplish something."
Irritating.
Posted by: Carli at August 26, 2008 11:55 PMomg... they are all dumb. but fifth just cracked me up.
second was funny too because of the "yall". laughed everytime i read it.
xxxx
Seriously, some people severly need to drop dead....
number 5 is pretty stoopid!
Posted by: at August 27, 2008 7:33 AMHaha! These are great - you should do this more often! These people have obviously put a lot of time and effort into their comments - they deserve to be heard! On a serious note though, I think in future you should only include people over the age of 5 and who aren't mentally handicapped - I think it would just make it fairer!
Posted by: Daryl at August 27, 2008 7:51 AMProof vegans are not just better looking with better personalities - we're also smarter.
#4 & #5 are a tie.
Number 2 is the funniest!!!! Its sooo senseless!!!!
Posted by: Madhvi at August 27, 2008 9:56 AMnumber 2, do people actually talk like that? rofl.
Posted by: Lottiee at August 27, 2008 10:01 AMI pissed myself laughing at number 1, its the sort of thing my brother says to me all the time. Like "mmm, i just love it when they keep those chickens in tiny cages, it makes them so tender". I just laugh in his face.
Posted by: Chloe Butchers at August 27, 2008 12:02 PMlol Never read a pathetic comment like these before!! I vote for number 2. I think it's cutelly stupid.
Posted by: Camila at August 27, 2008 1:48 PMThey are all equally stupid but I have to say #1 tops the scales with that. And the one about being in the FFA, "greenhand" was misspelled so that was funny.
=)
Posted by: Fala at August 27, 2008 3:17 PMIts funny, I cant get angry with these people as they are not intelligent enough to understand emotion. I just sleep happy in the knowledge that Karma will take care of them.
Posted by: Tim at August 27, 2008 3:24 PMNumber 3 is pretty amusing because of the "you will never stop people from eating meat, and you are dumb for trying."
When we have informed thousands of people and they've decided to make the change too!
Someone didn't do their homework! xD
Posted by: Molly at August 27, 2008 4:28 PM4 is actually really funny.
Posted by: Lilly at August 27, 2008 8:03 PMwow... lol sounds like my bro..
he hunts and is always telling me about what he killed and showing me the skulls and heads and stuff but i dont care i just kinda laugh at it all cuz i kno hes tryin to make me mad, and its not. i dont give a poop about what he killed, so i just dont listen lol...
o and these are the dumbest comments ever... i love #1. i fell out of my chair at school the first time i read it haha
wow..and i thought ive heard everything. i wish people could spell. has anyone of these people noticed the BAZILLIONS of benefits from all this? duh..
Posted by: alexandria at August 27, 2008 10:29 PMThey are all pretty stupid. I'm cracking up right now! I think the first one is the most hilarious.
Posted by: Olyvia at August 28, 2008 1:10 AMHmmm....I was just confused by # 2 and the rest of them just made me laugh. So if what we are up against is those people than I guess meat makes you dumb too? Cause do any of them have an education, doesn't sound like it! GO TEAM PETA
Posted by: Amanda at August 28, 2008 12:26 PMthey all are stupid, but #4 made me laugh because whoever whas saying it sounded totally drunk and might have been calling from an insane asylum
Posted by: Sierra at August 28, 2008 5:59 PMlol!!! I love how #s 1 and 5 took out PETA and homosexuals in 1 shot. (also, "and therefore their are hungry" ...haha!!)
but... i must choose #4, blaaat what now!
#3 was nice to tell us we're dumb for trying!
i love how people go out of their way to tell us not to help animals.
Posted by: Mallory at August 28, 2008 6:34 PMI think it's hilarious that they all wanted to make a point and half of them couldn't even spell or string a full sentence together. And why would you add someone just to annoy them? Is there a point or should I just assume this person just likes wasting energy.
Like omgz! lol
Posted by: Meghan at August 28, 2008 7:38 PMbahahahah
#5
Posted by: Hayley at August 28, 2008 9:48 PMOh, it's a toss-up between #1 and #5.
Posted by: at August 28, 2008 9:56 PMomgz! #5 is right though! We're eating all the poor animal's food they're going to starve and it'll be all our fault!!!
lmfao ahahaaa I love it. Actually #1 is my favorite but #5 sounds so much like things my dad & brother say to me (at least I know they're kidding) that it was funny. My favorite one that I get all the time is "If you eat stuff that tastes like meat, why not just eat meat?"
Um...because I can enjoy the flavor without anybody having to die?? And everyone's always so taken aback when I'm like "I didn't stop eating meat because I didn't like the taste" like they never even thought of that. People are so dumb.
blaaat XD
Posted by: Skye at August 29, 2008 10:37 AMthese people are idiots, but i think number 5 is the biggest idiot... because they are actually trying to make sense. *sigh*
Posted by: taylor merrill at August 30, 2008 2:39 PMhaha
umm im kinda glad u hid the dumbasses names
coz like that must be really embarassing for them,
being so stupid and all
favourite hmmmm....
its hard coz theyre equally funny coz theyre equally stupid
probly number one
like yeah u ate meat,,how FANTASTIC for you
well i look at it this way,,
he laughs at us for what we believe in and for having some compassion and actually lookin after oursleves and being healthy,
we can all laugh at him when he suffers a heart attack from all that disgusting fat and shit that he spumping into his body *rolls eyes* ppl cack me up LOL
n yeah number three sounds like my brother,,
welll as i told him,,
obviously we do make a difference,
coz as of about 5minutes ago i convinced one of my friends to stop eating meat purely by showing her this site and covancecruelty.com
if it didnt make a difference
why are there MILLIONS of ppl out there who
have boycotted KFC because of their treatment to birds
and why is britain outlawing Battery hens by 2010
and why are thousands of places all over the world introducing vegan and vegetarian alternatives,
if we dont make a difference
what the hell is that?
i think the dumbest comment is #2
Posted by: laura at August 31, 2008 6:14 PM1 or 5. by the way hav something to say to ppl who come on here to b mean: GET LIVES!!!!
Posted by: Becca at August 31, 2008 6:59 PMWow xD Okay
Number 1 you could tell was just written to bash PETA
Number 2 made no sense
Number 3 wasn't dumb, just ignorant
Number 4 was just dumb
Number 5 was someone trying to prove a point but failing miserably by making an idiot of themselves
I don't really have a vote so I just put my opinions for all of them :)
Posted by: Shanna at August 31, 2008 8:50 PMHAHAHA it's soooo hard to choose!
all these are sooo stupid! :P
haha :)
although, i must say, it's quite hard to be a vegetarian. thinking twice about it...
anyway, I SO LOVE YOU GUYS!
keep up the good work! :)
i vote for 1 AND 5. :)
i liked #5 it was prettyy funnay
ex oh ex
#1 pissed me off the most.
#5 just sounded ignorant.
People actually WROTE this stuff? Hahahahahahaha!
Almost as hilarious as the reply I once got, telling me to go cook the little jerk a steak, and the quite creative use of the B-word.
#2. The guy insults vegetarians AND rap.
i have a nice little quote for THEM......
"Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends."
& #3 was the most annoying, in my opinion anyway :-)
Posted by: JenJen at September 10, 2008 12:14 PMbahahaha
people are stupid.
no, just people who eat meat
:P
all of these sound like a 5th grader trying to be cool.
" blaat, what now? "
&
" i bet they are like omgz "
yeah we are!because you guys sound so fucking retarded!
Posted by: Alannah at September 10, 2008 1:03 PMomfg! wtf #4! thats so mean. he hit a deer, and then pissed on a kitten? thats horrible. but this guy iz obviously just showing offf to all hi" thing sopposed to prove?
and #1?
killing endangered animals iznt cool at all.
everyone that posted those dumb comments should get a life! seriously!
and wtf? they think that peta isnt making a difference at all. and that u arnt ever gonna stop anyone from eating meat, but it was specifically this website that made me a prescatarian.
and for the homos that posted that crap, if you dont know what prescatarian means, get the hell off this site!
Posted by: Charlotte at September 10, 2008 3:29 PMI vote for #1
Posted by: Christine Weber at September 10, 2008 3:45 PMhaahah
FOUR and FIVE are great!
Posted by: andi at September 10, 2008 6:35 PMI just don't understand why these people are allowed on the internet.
Posted by: Courtney at September 10, 2008 10:26 PMLOL! Hi Marta, tis moi again, I have to go with.....#1 again, to me the most pathetic ones win! they are so horrible it makes me laugh just thinking how these eople got past preschool! #1 is really #1, comedy on peta2, niice!
Posted by: Baggio at September 11, 2008 9:13 PMSuper dumb comments.. I'm lucky dumbness is not contagious. I am afraid for my brain cells!
I thin #5 takes the cake.
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Lol, #5 made me laugh the most. xD
Posted by: Kyle at August 26, 2008 2:40 PM