Free Stuff Friday: Tofu the Vegan Zombie! August 22, 2008

Flesh is for zombies because only those without a brain would want to eat dead flesh!

Flesh is for zombies because..

1.ONLY MONSTERS EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!

Only someone walking around with no brains would crave a rotting, decomposing carcuss.

Rotting flesh is for rotting brains! Meat is for braindead, uninspired people who can't use their brains to be creative and kind.

All flesh is very high in protein, containing all of the essential amino acids, and in most cases is a good source of zinc, vitamin B12, selenium, phosphorus, niacin, vitamin B6, iron and riboflavin. Flesh also tends to be high in fat, low in carbohydrates, and contains no fiber.

To sum up, Flesh gives Zombies the energy they need to capture and devour more flesh, and also provides them with the fat they need to feed the maggots crawling beneath their skin.

Flesh and meat is for people with a dead mind! Even Tofu knows only green food can solve the food crisis.

Only a REAL monster would want to eat the flesh of anyone living; humans and non-humans alike!

I think Tofu the Vegan Zombie is a great character, and maybe he and his story will help creepy kids all over get interested in choosing veggies instead of flesh.

Graaaiiins!

I don't want to be dragged kicking and screaming, only to be the main course in a zombie buffet!
I want my arms to remain in their sockets and I want no-one to eat flesh and enjoy it!

Flesh is for zombies because only the dead eat the dead.

mmmm tofu! i love it! I dont want to be a monster =(. Go veggies!

Flesh is for zombies because youd have to be dead to want other dead things aka meat.

Flesh is for Zombies because you are what you eat... dead and rottiing!

BRAINS!!!!!!!!

Flesh is for zombies because only a truly mindless and heartless being would find joy in causing pain and eating bodies.

Think about this. Do you ever see any fat zombies walking around? No. I think zombies eat flesh because they are loyal Atkins dieters. High protein, low carbs. That’s the zombie way!

Well.....

Monsters are sweet
And so is meat.
Such a warmm delicious treat
Why eat veggies?
Chew on FEET!

Flesh is for zombies (and LuLu) because..

Cool vinyl toys are for people!

One should only be caught dead eating flesh.

If all Zombies were as cool as Tofu, this conversation would never happen...
"
Trash : Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
Spider : I try not too think about dying too much.
Trash : Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.
Spider : I see...
"

Meat is for zombies because when you bite into it, blood squirts into your mouth. After drinking too much meat squirted blood your brain might start hatching maggots!

Good clean family fun!

I eat grains
not brains

Because:
If I bite your leg
I will hear your groveling beg.
If I bite your arm,
I will surely cause you harm.
If I bite your tummy,
I'll be like the killer of your mummy.
If I bite your neck,
I will be a nervous wreck....

Because:
I eat grains not brains
And probably always will.
Please, meat eaters:
Why can't you see?
Being veggie;
Is the best way to be...

So please please please
Won't you join me?

flesh is for zombies cause even zombies need a flesh puppet friend lol

I love PETA and I love me some zombies!!! xo

It's simple really. Cause flesh tastes a hell of a lot better than eating cats. All that fur to get past. Who wants that hassle! Surely not TOFU!

Flesh is for zombies :

because an animal is for life, not just for christmas... dinner!

Flesh is for zombies because .... who has never craved flesh?!?!

Because only someone who was brainless would eat something with a brain!! D:

Flesh is for zombies because a little flesh each day will keep the zombies at prey!!

Rotting flesh.....bloody mess.....perfect for a mindless zombie. But for us its an in-human thing to do, so why do some humans act like zombies? .............. EXACTLY!

Flesh is for zombies because they are not able to show compassion toward creatures that deserve to live. They are not able to think for themselves so they just conform to the zombie code that was established ages ago. It's pretty disturbing knowing that there are still flesh-eating zombies wandering the streets today!

That zombie is smarter than most people(Meat-Eaters) he even knows better lol

Good live flesh is for Zombies because anything else is just crap!

Eat more vegetables! I think Tofu is great

Flesh is good for a growing zombie, it keeps him/her from falling apart.

omg thats so awesome i wish people made a movie about that:D
i THInk flesh if only for zombies because well they are dead lol
people should'nt have to eat animal flesh because they are alive and everything everyone should be vegan
i wish people knew that not all zombies eat brains :D

flesh is only for zombies because there brains dont work right and anyone with a brain should be able to use it and tell that it is cruel and very wrong to eat meat and any one in there right mind should know that!

tofu the vegan zombie is amazing lol

the only flesh one must love is thine own... and being that we are all ONE flesh.. ONE body.. all connected, every living being should have the luxury of living without the worry of the cannibalistic ways of the flesh eaters.. treat fellow flesh as you would your own... treat the unified body of our existence with the reverence it deserves... feeding it with only the good things mother earth has left for us to nourish ourselves with... connecting the one body in a true symbiotic vessel of hope.

tofu rocks.

dont eat my friends!!! they dont eat u!!!

flesh is for zombies who have a requirement to be quite fashionable with meat flap earings, sloppy decaying top hats and stitched together crusty suits of fleshy delight with tails and abilities to impress the opposite sex with their rotting charm.

flesh is for money grubbing, soul sucking, disgusting zombies that feed on meat for their own disturbing desires. go veg.

only zombies eat flesh cuz its nasty!! why do u think im vegan?? lol :]

Honestly,flesh shouldn't even be for zombies.Go veg.Just do it.

Only something that's dead and has no heart could eat flesh

Meat bad. Tofu good.

Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!!!!!

Because 'the other white meat' is too fast for a slow Zombie to catch... but, apparently, there is a never-ending supply of slow clumsy humans!

Tofu is not a monster, even without his brain. He is just a poor misguided zombie that needs a brain for guidance, in the meantime, the tofu on his head will have to suffice.
Flesh is for poor misguided individuals that just need the proper guidance to make a difference in life.

I have to say, flesh ISN'T for zombies. Flesh isnt for ANYONE! If tofu here doesn't have to eat it, why should anyone else? Tofu is an inspiration to all us vegans. It's horrible that animals have to suffer because people want to act like brainless, tormenting, flesh eating zombies.

I really love this character. It would be so cool of this could be a campaign. Have like "FLESH IS FOR ZOMBIES" leaflets and stickers with tofu on them. He's so adorable, you need to watch the "Thriller" video of him on the tofu website, HILARIOUS.

~Vanessa

Flesh is for zombies because they are able to find it and devour it with relative ease considering their progressivly decomposed state. Ever seen a zombie try and open a can of soup? Trust me, it's not a pretty sight, bits of fingers and rotten limbs flying all over the kitchen. Took me forever to clear up. And still had to wrestle a thumb off the dog.

Similarly with vegetables. These, even if eaten raw,still need to be cultivated. A zombie in a straw hat with a hoe is pretty disturbing. Looks something like a cross between a scarecrow and a decomposing corpse. Suppose its a bit of both, really.

So yes, flesh, it's walking about all over the place, basically rears itself, and all one need do is collapse ontop of it and get to work with the dentures. Considering a zombie's limited co-ordination and motor skills, it makes sense.

UUUuuuUUUUUUH !!!!!! flesh -- is -- life !!! Uuuh !! d'n't remem-ber wy i eat it! one day i just woke up uh - hunnnngryyyy !!!!!

Flesh is for zombies and not us because they dont have the brains and intelligance to realise that flesh is cruel hurtful and unnesasery. They have an excuse for eating flesh, no human does.

Fleash is for zombies becuase you can still taste the fear, cruelty and pain in each bite.

Only people with no brain eat it.

Flesh is for those without a conscience, therefore it's for zombies. I'm glad tofu is a zombie rebel!

great idea

flesh is for zombies because no one in their right mind would eat another person!

The way this article is layed out with the Phrase "At peta2 we know that flesh is for zombies" Reminded me of being in a sunday school class.

Because rotting flesh is for the braindead and monsterous!! Only people without a brain would want to eat eat something that used to be a living creature and let it rot their colons!!

FLESH IS FOR ZOMBIES BECAUSE ZOMBIES LOVE FLESH

hope i win !

Flesh is for zombies because..

Soylent Green is People!!

Cool vinyl toys are for me!

flesh is for zombies..well, let me put on a lettuce and corn husk dress so they don't eat me...yucko....be creative and use fruits and vegetables and try tofu...maybe if someone made the zombie something yummy out of tofu...you know people change, just takes time...

Mad cow disease, scars
fact that we need to change our digestive track just so we can digest meat.
We are not carnivores by nature

Flesh is for zombies because a zombie is unable to think clearly about the consequences of their actions. Tofu the Vegan Zombie demonstrates thoughtful & responsible behavior. Oh, that and his bowel movements don't stink from decomposing flesh
rotting inside his digestive system. Tofu the Vegan Zombie = win.

Zombies are brainless monsters
we must ridicule their choice of cuisine and not part take in it.
food processing is a major industry packaging shit and making it look and taste/smell apetising

Aww that's so cool!

Flesh is for zombies because only a monster would want to eat another's flesh.
That's just sick.

only a zombie would be so absolutely moral-less enough to eat flesh(at least this one has a brain of tofu!)

My kids would love this...
Alicia Webster
5webs@comcast.net

oh my gosh he is too cute

Flesh is for zombies because...
Only monsters eat it.
They're rather stupid.
They AREN'T REAL.
They aren't technically alive themselves.

Flesh is only for zombies because being dead many are missing teeth & they prefer to eat something that is easy on the gums.

Zombies are undead, so they are not smart enough to realize that what they're eating is disgusting: dead, rotting, decomposing flesh. Humans should be more conscious than zombies and realize that flesh is what they are eating every time they eat meat.

I think it's cute how his brain is a block of tofu!!

Don't you just wish you could do that to all the people who don't support animals' rights and even you individually not eating dead decomposing flesh? Just stick a block of tofu in the skull?

I think that we should go to a Solyent Green doctrine as a way to curb the population.. Because big populations eat a lot of animal meat...

Flesh is only for people who are dumb enough to only know the word "Braiiiinnnnsssss.."

I would love this, since I'm re-decorating my room right now. =D

Foul smelling breath
Beneath all beneath
I ask the sad question,
"Is that flesh in your teeth?"
"Why yes," he replies
"I'm surprised you could tell!"
"My very consumption,
Makes life living hell!"
"You see my poor dear,"
Brainless and spineless am I."
"To eat only veggies,
I think I might die."
I point out the obvious
And kill all the fun
"With an attitude like that!
You're an ARMY of one!"
Only zombies eat flesh
Brains, skin and the fat
And the "brainy" consume nothing
That make them like that!

Flesh is for zombies cause only zombies would eat pus sacks and snappy fat.

Flesh is for zombies because you have to be completely brain dead to eat flesh.

Flesh is for zombies because only a brainless thing can crave rotting or living flesh.

Tofu the vegan zombie is my favorite Peta character.
I very very very much hope that i win this very cool prize.
Peat you f-ing rock!!!!!!!!!.

flesh, its whats for dinner

people who eat meat don't seem to realize that they are dooming themselves to an early death

only monsters eat the decaying flesh of the dead

Flesh is for zombies because only something so grossly dead would want to eat something so grossly dead!

Because after the nuclear bombs were dropped all of the plants and vegetation died. The reanimated corpses (caused by the nukes) had no choice but to feed on flesh… Don’t judge them too harshly.

Flesh is for zombies...except for Tofu.

A friend of mine would say "Just because you can, it doesn't mean you should". So, don't eat meat.

Flesh is for zombies because only a truly horrifying thing would eat flesh of anyone or anything, enjoying the taste and loving the torture they cause. Use your brain, vegetarian's the way to not be drained.

I love this doll.

Only dead people should eat flesh.

Flesh is for zombies because only a zombie would eat flesh.

Just goes to show that what doesn't kill you, only makes you hungry. :)

Flesh is for Zombies because no one with a beating heart could ever indulge in such barbarity. Tofu would be welcome in our happy home, and a great way to get a conversation started! :D

This looks cool hope I win.

Flesh is for zombies because of how unhealthy and disease prone that it is.

love the concept. makes you rethink choices

Tofu the Vegan Zombie is my friend!

I'd love to know why a lot of incosiderate people belive the lies they are told that meat is a cruelty free food and no animal suffered for it. With the idea of Tofu the Zombie, he could be used to teach kids how the lies they've been force fed about meat are not true and hopefully encourage them to go vegetarian or vegan and save a whole lot of innocent animals in the process.

Simple, because eating meat is a state of mindless consumerist behavior. Just like a zombie, they just mindlessly put the most vile foods in their mouth.

The oil from the Flesh gives Zombies energy.

Flesh is only for Zombies because they haven't heard how going Vegan is the way to go. They must be totally brain dead. Oh I forgot they are.

we dont want to be monsters eating flesh hope i win cute prize

Because they say, you are what you eat - Zombies are dead meat !!!

Neat Zombie

Flesh is for zombies because meat is unhealthy. Meat-eaters can die from cancer caused by meat, so it's like they're already zombies. You'd have to be brain dead to eat flesh.

Tofulicious!

Flesh is for Zombies
that is what I hear.

Nothing that you eat
should have to live in fear!

Flesh is for Zombies
that is what I said.

It's not for you or I
only the living dead!

Flesh is for Zombies
hear it loud and clear

Nothing that you eat
should have to live in fear!

Flesh is for Zombies
spread the word around

Tofu the Vegan Zombie
is welcome in my town!

Flesh is for Zombies because zombies are empty shells leading a primitive existence, ignorant to evolution, doing what its nomadic mind tells it to. Zombies are old dogs who refuse to learn new, healthier tricks to living. They refuse change because they allow themselves to be tricked into believing the only way to survive is by eating meat. No wonder Zombies are so slow and malnourished, they don't have the proper diets at all. Eating all that protein slows them down and they all seem constipated too, haha, somebody throw them a fiber cookie.

AS humans evolve into creatures who no longer can even digest meat properly anymore, all that flesh Must be for those zombie drones out there. Who else would be dumb enough to believe we need to eat the meat of another to survive.

And to all the zombies in the world, listening to what tainted research funded by meat companies have to say, I feel sorry for you. You uneducated, gullable, naive Zombies; Keep eating that flesh of what once was a living breathing creature.
Flesh is for zombies because they are the only ones who can still be tricked into eating it!

These days flesh is for the poverity ricken zombie, todays modern zombies are knowlegdeable in flesh and oragans, and have decided to only eat vegan. Smart Choice....

Flesh isnt even for zombies. flesh is flesh and once supported living loving life. how could anyone eat or kill something that has loved and felt? animals feel and think even if it is the most primal thinking for survival. they feel pain and suffering. they can love like we do. their flesh is not something that was ment to be eaten. lives are cut short. one meal is not worth one murder. who could possibly consider murdering a helpless being to satisfy a need that can be filled so easily by things like plants and nartural creulty free products? flesh is not food it is a life cut short and wrongfully taken.

ahhhh...
this is awsome..
please well hey this is well diserved and we have to stay up...:)

hard enough thinking about eating meat but why would anyone want to eat candy that is made from animal parts, just got back from europe and the skittles there are vegie

Flesh is for zombies because
flesh is gross and disgusting and shouldn't be ate by anything with taste buds
AND because zombies are hungry eating machiens who thrive off of meat when pepole have choices such as meat substitues and fruits and vegtables
ALSO cause zombies dont really care what they eat

Zombies are mindless... are you?

cause they are the undead

Flesh is for the morbid,the zombies and the worms.

Flesh is for Zombies because...

Well, zombies have a manipulated soul.
Meat Companies like Mallestros manipulate people to eat meat, and become zombies.
Only vegetarians and vegans know how to stay human.

BRAINS!!

Meat is Murder => Murder is Bad => Tofu was Murdered => Tofu eats No Meat because he was Murdered and knows how bad it feels =(
Other Zombies eat Meat for Revenge; Tofu knows better.

Zombies are those who lack full consciousness but have the basic functions and appearance of a normal human being. Only the uninfected can use their minds to choose between right and wrong.

Flesh is for zombies because the zombies are technically already dead, so if they eat flesh then others will learn that something kinda dead eating something dead is
1) cleaning the dead's messes,
2) that they won't want to eat any more animals,
and
3) there aren't that many "zombies" so then there wouldn't be so much slaughter because only a few would crave for the flesh.

Tofu is also really cool!

flesh is for zombies because flesh is skin. humans already have all the skin they need.
Why take in more flesh that is bloody, beaten, tortured just for something we taste. Not what we CRAVE or NEED.
Zombies eat flesh. Not humans.
GET OVER IT.

Flesh is for zombies because they don't have brains. What kind of human with a fully functioning brain could be cruel enough to eat flesh??

Flesh is for Zombies because they can't hold down a job so they don't get a paycheck to use to buy vegetables so they have to get free food on the hoof/foot

Zombies need flesh to keep them 'alive.'

Fresh is for Zombies because.... they don't have any taste for regular food, but likes the taste of flesh. They blood of the flesh they eat help them live, if they don't have it they will starve themself.

Flesh is for Zombies because they don"t know any better. They need to be properly educated. Maybe even a support group with weekly meetings. We could call it: Carnivores Anonymous

Vegan Zombie! Grains grains grains!

Tofu is awesome.. he's got it right.. just make sure.. the tofu stays where it's at.. otherwise .. there may be some stuff that you really wouldn't like!! :)

I think flesh is for zombies because it isn't right for non-dead humans to eat animals that don't want to die. Even so, it's wrong for zombies to eat meat. I think that meat is for dead people because they don't deserve to eat animals that want to live. Because they don't have brains, they want to eat stuff they don't know about. So why should people with brains eat animals that want to live?