Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich July 9, 2008
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Sure, there are lots of cruel people in the world, many of whom are doing tests on animals. Today though, we're bringing you an epic match-up, between two of the biggest jerks around. The game will be to vote for which you think is a bigger jerk!
Ready? Here we go:
Nickname: "Giant Douche"
Real Name: Michael Weed
School: Johns Hopkins University
Interests: Alcohol, cocaine, and ecstasy - and forcing monkeys to use all of the above. In one test, Weed infected monkeys with the monkey equivalent of HIV, and then forced them to perform basic motor tasks... while on cocaine (you know, just to see what happens).
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Real Name: Gordon Ewy (pronounced by me - "Eeeeewwwww-y")
School: University of Arizona
Interests: Saving pigs - after nearly killing them (and sometimes succeeding). He starts by letting the pigs' hearts sit at a standstill for 8 minutes or more, before trying to resuscitate them. The success of the test is measured by how many pigs survive, and among those how many retain full brain function.
Sounds to me like it's not the pigs that need their brains checked.
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- Ryan!
Comments
I don't want to choose, they are both very horrible. But, if I had to, I would go with Gordon "Turd Sandwich" Ewy. It's just horrible.
Posted by: Steven at July 9, 2008 8:01 PMThey both suck but I'm voting for Giant Douche
Posted by: Katie at July 9, 2008 8:36 PMThey both suck but I'm voting for Giant Douche
Posted by: Katie at July 9, 2008 8:36 PMThe Giant Douche is worse, but they both deserve the same fate as their animals.
Id like to know ewy's brain function after h.i.s heart stops for 8 minutes
Posted by: Lisa at July 9, 2008 8:57 PMWHAT THE HELL? Turd Sandwich is an even bigger jerk than Douche Bag, if that's possible...
Posted by: Susie at July 9, 2008 9:19 PMThey are both jerks. Testing on animals is wrong always..
Posted by: izzy at July 9, 2008 9:54 PMThey're both big buttheads, it's hard to choose which one is worse =p
Posted by: jessica at July 9, 2008 10:45 PMis it possible to say both are beyond cruel and HARDCORE JERKS!! its hard to choose due to the fact that they're both horrid. i say the DOUCHE and TURD need to get lives and leave the animals they torture/kill live peaceful lives of their own.
Posted by: Silvana at July 9, 2008 10:52 PMPersonally, I give them both top marks for being jerks....What kind of monsters think it's okay to do that. It makes me sick just reading it. How can anyone think it's remotely okay, acceptable or necessary to test or abuse animals.
Posted by: Brianna at July 9, 2008 11:43 PMUmm so even though i think both of them are sooper dooper meany jerks, Giant Douche is a bigger jerk
Posted by: Melissa at July 10, 2008 12:28 AMThe giant Douche is the biggest jerk.
Posted by: Amanda at July 10, 2008 12:38 AMThey are both jerks in my book!
Posted by: Alexandra at July 10, 2008 2:59 AMThey're both a$$holes!!
But I think Michael Weed is worse, we all know drugs are dangerous, do we really need anymore evidence to support this?
Posted by: Little_Lotte at July 10, 2008 8:10 AMthey're both equally as bad, and there is no excuse for any of this, why not do this on humans? because its illegal, and should be to do to animals aswell.
Giant Douche
Posted by: Danni at July 10, 2008 4:00 PMwhat the f***?? why is this legal?! DUH, drugs are bad, and DUH, the heart is necessary to live normally... im gonna have to go with giant douche but theyre both horrible. and why does he test on monkeys when theres plenty of human statistics that show drugs are bad?! thats not even science, thats a couple dumba**es who want their names in lights regardless of how they get there...
Posted by: Carly at July 11, 2008 1:06 AMhey, i just realised somthing. cant we petition the universitys to not allow these or similar tests to be done on animals and the punishment for them being done is to have the student kicked out of the class or somthing? even have local peta members protest outside the universitys?
Posted by: at July 11, 2008 1:10 AMBoth. Cant decide, lets just set the pigs and monkeys of the world on them and whichever is least recocnisable after death is worst.
Posted by: Becki at July 11, 2008 11:02 AMWe already knwo that weed is safe and that the other shit is dangerous! Good Goddess.... I'd have to go with Giant Douche as the jerktastic-iest. XD
Posted by: Mitzi at July 11, 2008 9:46 PMI personally think they are both equally horrible but if I really had to choose... I'd say the Turd Sammich.
Posted by: Kristin at July 13, 2008 11:38 AMTough call.
Giant Douche.
ewy and weed? sound like fake names to me (to keep there real identities hidden, so we can't kill them) Ewy would be the one, because pis are so cool, and that is so cruel
Posted by: cc at July 13, 2008 10:47 PMGiant Douche is worse cause he is an animal tester AND a druggie. Hes just combineded his two passions into one. Jerk.
Posted by: Jetson at July 14, 2008 4:03 AMSeriously, who would be such a dick to do this stuff?
I mean, go to a psychiatrist or something, those animals don't want to deal with your "methods."
Tough call, but I'm going to have to go with the Turd Sandwich dude..
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Can't we have a button to pick both? I think they both qualify as being complete losers, don't you?
Posted by: Alicia at July 9, 2008 6:08 PM