Jessica Simpson T-Shirt Slogan Contest! June 18, 2008
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I wonder if she even understands what it says...remember she did have trouble with that whole tuna vs. chicken concept. Who doesn't know that tuna and chicken are two very different animals? Oh, Jess, you give blonds a bad name in so many ways.
Some are saying she sported the tee in a sad attempt to slight Tony Romo's former flame, the beautiful and talented Carrie Underwood. Yeah, that'll show her. I'm sure it made Carrie re-think all of the reasons she went vegetarian immediately.
Whatever her motivation it's just tacky and sad and shows just how uneducated she is. I mean she seems to adore her little dog Daisy but apparently her compassion for animals stops right there. I think she could learn a thing or two from our new Woof! campaign.
And speaking of the Woof! campaign, how'd you like to get your hands on one of our new T-shirts and send a message to Jessica Simpson at the same time? All you have to do is come up with a new T-shirt slogan for Jessica and post it below along with your shirt size.
As you can see we've, um, doctored the slogan on her shirt just a bit, but now we want to hear from you. Here are a few ideas to get you started:
Real girls love animals
Real girls aren't real dumb
Real meat is real cruel
Real girls eat fake meat
Real girls know that chickens don't swim
This contest ends June 25, 2008 and the winner will be chosen and notified by June 30, 2008.
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Good luck!
xox
Patricia
Comments
What do you expect from a bimbo who lives under her daddy's thumb?
Posted by: Elizabeth at June 18, 2008 3:14 PMoh that is priceless
Posted by: at June 18, 2008 3:15 PMreal girls join peta
Posted by: Amanda Peterson at June 18, 2008 3:16 PMReal Girls Fake It.
Posted by: Calyn at June 18, 2008 3:16 PMDumb Girls Eat Meat
Real Girls Know Where It Comes From
Tshirt size:
Girls skinny, Large
Guys Small
Real girls.
Real soy.
Real happy.
thank god.
Posted by: danielle at June 18, 2008 3:16 PMReal girls eat fake meat.
=]
Youth Large.
Real animals deserve a real life.
shirt size: medium in womens
Posted by: devie at June 18, 2008 3:17 PMCarrie Underwood: beautiful, vegan, knows difference between chicken and tuna.
Posted by: Zachary Burden at June 18, 2008 3:18 PMReal girls eat tofu
Posted by: Nicole at June 18, 2008 3:19 PMHow about...Real blonds don't eat chuna. That'd confuse Jessica even more. Chuna is my word for chicken and tuna.
Posted by: Jasmine at June 18, 2008 3:19 PMReal Meat Comes From Real Sick Animals
Real Girls Fake it
Real Animals Feel Real Pain
Real Meat is Real Mean
Real Girls Have Hearts so Real Girls go Veg!
(girl) Medium
"Real girls aren't real dumb" HAHAHA, favorite. xDxDxD
Mine: Meat is So Two Years Ago.
Real Meat Comes From Real Sick Animals
Real Girls Fake it
Real Animals Feel Real Pain
Real Meat is Real Mean
Shirt size - Small
Posted by: Hilary at June 18, 2008 3:20 PMOh, my shirt size is large.
Posted by: Jasmine at June 18, 2008 3:21 PMReal Girls Eat Words
My Chicken is Dolphin Friendly
Fake Meat Real Boobs
Meat = Daisy Don't
(uk 14!)
Posted by: Lea at June 18, 2008 3:21 PMreal meat is for zombies i eat fake meat
real girls eat veggies
real girls arnt mindless blond meat eating zombies
"Is this stupid,
or is this meat?"
Real girls have real tits.
Posted by: Nathan at June 18, 2008 3:21 PMreal girls know tuna doesn't cluck.
T-shirt size:
grils medium
Real girls like to beat on meat too, watch out boys.
Medium Guys
Posted by: Kyle Noda at June 18, 2008 3:23 PM"Real Girls Eat Cruelity Free"
"Real Girls Go Vegan"
"Real Girls Eat Tofu"
"Real Girls Go Green"
"Real Girls Are Eco-friendly"
"Mean Girls Eat Meat"
Size Medium
Posted by: Tabitha at June 18, 2008 3:23 PMreal meat is for zombies i eat fake meat
real girls eat veggies
real girls arnt mindless blond meat eating zombies
shirt size=small
Posted by: chelcey vachon at June 18, 2008 3:23 PMReal girls are meat-free.
Posted by: at June 18, 2008 3:24 PMhmm how about:
real girls know pigs are smarter than dogs.?
or real meat is real gross.?
or real girls keep it veggie.? (i like this one.)
or real girls keep it vegan.?
or real girls hate Tony Romo.? (funny.!)
size: (i think) small
Real Girls, Real Bodies
Fill them up with Real Food
Smart girls go veg
Posted by: Emily at June 18, 2008 3:25 PMReal girls know the difference between chicken and tuna
Posted by: at June 18, 2008 3:25 PMonly zombies eat flesh
real girls dont
Real girls eat their veggies
Shirt size=medium
Posted by: Wendy at June 18, 2008 3:26 PMReal Girls Care about real animals
womans med
Posted by: Faith at June 18, 2008 3:27 PMReal girls save lives :]
size -->adult small.
If real girls eat meat... why don't they know the difference between chicken and tuna Jessica?
Youth Large ;)
Real girls know that chickens have wings not fins
Meat is so 15,000 BC
Real girls are vegetarian/vegan
shirt size: girl Xl
guys:small
Posted by: jennifer at June 18, 2008 3:29 PMREAL MEAT EATS JESSICA SIMPSON :D
Actually I think it's just a shirt, fashion without a true statement. Somebody should make her a shirt that says: Real singer do not sing playback
Posted by: Rene at June 18, 2008 3:29 PMREAL GIRLS EAT THE REAL THING!!!!
people are always going to eat meat despite what peta does
you veggies are eating the rainforest!!!
Posted by: roxy at June 18, 2008 3:31 PMReal Girls Eat Tofu.
small
Clever girls eat veggies
Clever girls eat tofu
youth large
Posted by: Ruby at June 18, 2008 3:31 PMReal Girls Eat Veggies
tshirt size:
girls large
or
guys medium
Real Girls Eat Soy
size youth large
Posted by: hadley hutchens at June 18, 2008 3:33 PM"Real WOMEN show compassion."
Posted by: Victoria at June 18, 2008 3:34 PMReal meat is real murder
medium
Posted by: Caro at June 18, 2008 3:34 PMFake Girls Eat Meat.
Youth Large/Adult Small
Posted by: Sara at June 18, 2008 3:34 PMreal girls don't eat meat
real girls have a heart
real meat sucks
medium
Real Girls meet their meat before they eat!
Real Girls dont eat chicken of the sea! duuuh
sze small
Real girls have real boobs.
shirt size: girls large.
Posted by: amanda jenkins at June 18, 2008 3:39 PMreal girls
eat meat
...if you mean real by breast implants, fake hair, and a whole lotta makeup.
I Eat Meat Like a Real Idiot.
or
Real Idiots Eat Meat.
adult small
Posted by: Kris at June 18, 2008 3:39 PMReal Girls know that only dumb girl eat meat
(US size 6)
Real Girls meet their meat before they eat!
Real Girls dont eat chicken of the sea! duuuh
sze small
Instead of making all these slogans just say "Jessica Simpsons A Bitch".
Posted by: Gerry at June 18, 2008 3:41 PMreal girls dig peta
real girls are vegan
real girls have a brain
real girls love animals
real girls dont wear fur
women's size: small
guy's size: small
Real Girls Save Animals
shirt size= Adult M
Apparently eating meat can't save a marraige.
Lisa is the only Simpson I role with. Go veg!
Whether it's chicken or tuna, I'm never eating it.
Real girls eat soy.
---small.
"Girls Have Feelings
Real Girls Know Animals Do Too"
Size: Medium/Small
Posted by: Kira Cummings at June 18, 2008 3:43 PMReal girls stand up for the animals not eat them
Real girls love animals and don't eat them
youth:L
adult:M
Don't be a fool
Meat's not cool
Real girls keep it fake.. fake meat, fake fur.
Female-Large-Adult
Posted by: Marion at June 18, 2008 3:45 PMI love Lea from the UK's suggestion:
"Fake Meat Real Boobs"
PRICELESS!
My suggestion is:
"Real girls are real compassionate.
(Go veg!)"
and my size is small :)
cruel girls eat meat
smart girls go veg
Nice job everyone brilliant idea =O
um what about
"Real Girls Go Vegetarian....Fake Ones Like Jessica Simpson"
or "Definition of a real girl : one who loves animals and does not eat animals.
Definition of a fake girl : Jessica Simpson
And shirt size Youth medium (or so i think)
Posted by: Emily at June 18, 2008 3:51 PMreal girls eat meatloaf panini
Posted by: vikki at June 18, 2008 3:51 PMOMG you need to let some things go! I can't believe you are making personal attacks on someone for wearing a shirt and making their own choices? wow
Posted by: Chris at June 18, 2008 3:51 PMSome girls..are about as unreal as Homer.
Posted by: The K at June 18, 2008 3:52 PMreal girls dont eat chicken of the sea[especially if they dont know if its chicken or tuna]
Posted by: hallie at June 18, 2008 3:52 PMReal girls hate Jessica Simpson
Real girls love animals (alive).
Real girl arent dumb.
Real girls with real minds.
Real girls love soy.
Real girls dance with the bears.
Real girls fight the power.
Girls that eat meat get punched in the face by REAL girls.
(i like that one emily posted.)
small.
Posted by: Nikki at June 18, 2008 3:53 PMMy favorite is Real girls eat fake meat
Real girls know better that to eat meat
Real girls love animals
Real girls dont wear shirts that say "real girls eat meat"
size:adult small
Posted by: at June 18, 2008 3:54 PMand of course these comments need to be approved because peta refuses to believe anything other then what THEY say.
Posted by: Chris at June 18, 2008 3:54 PMReal girls go veg
Real girls don't kill
Real girls are against meat
Female-Medium :D
"real men like vegetarians"
Tshirt size= womans med.
"Real girls are compassionate.
Real girls eat greens.
Real girls love animals.
Real girls are smart.
Real girls are veg."
YAY!
Shirt Size: Men's XL :]
"Real girls.
Real Hearts.
Fake Meat."
babydoll/female Small
Posted by: Alicia at June 18, 2008 4:00 PMreal girls keep it natural
real hair instead of clip ons
real natural fibers in clothing
real brains instead of publicists
real food instead of animals/friends
GO VEG!
adult size xl
Posted by: crystal cantrell at June 18, 2008 4:02 PMreal smart girls not only know the difference between chicken and tuna they dont eat either
Posted by: Nikki at June 18, 2008 4:02 PMreal girls know what they never told us
Posted by: kaylee hoffman at June 18, 2008 4:02 PMi dont understand why this is such a big deal. who are we to judge other people based on their clothing choices? have ANY of you met jessica in real life? for all you know, she could be the nicest person you have ever met. just because someone eats meat, does that make them a bad person? you have to understand that you are sinking to a new low when you criticize people for their food choices. i myself am a vegetarian, and i believe that eating meat is wrong, but i also believe that you shouldnt come to conclusions about people just because their t-shirt has a slogan that you don't like on it.
Posted by: Faith at June 18, 2008 4:04 PM"Real girls love animals."
"Real girls, really care."
Female Small
*Real girls go vegan
*Reals girls know facts
*Real girls help animals
*Fake girls eat meat, Real girls eat tofu
*Real girls know the difference between tuna and chicken
*Real girls don't play stupid for tv entertainment
*Real girls help animals not promote people to eat them
Spread the Peace, Don't Eat Meat!
I would love a size Small shirt with that cute little "woof" piggy on it!
Posted by: Lena at June 18, 2008 4:08 PMDon't be a fool
Meat's not cool
size- medium
Posted by: Janell at June 18, 2008 4:09 PMHow aout:
"Real Men Don't Race Horses,
Real Women Don't Look Like Horses"
(then put her face next to it)
Real Girls Know Better
Real Girls Eat Tofu
Real Girls Choose Fake
Stupid Girls Eat Meat
Real Girls Care
Adult small
xD
Posted by: Alex at June 18, 2008 4:12 PM"Real girls eat meat substitutes."
"Real girls ditch meat."
Shirt size: medium/small.
Posted by: Louise at June 18, 2008 4:12 PMReal girls choose peta2
Real girls choose animals before meat
Real girls think meat is murder
shirt size: women's small
Posted by: Shelby at June 18, 2008 4:13 PMREAL GIRLS DON'T SUPPORT THE ANIMAL HOLOCAUST
Posted by: Crystal at June 18, 2008 4:17 PMReal Girls...are the exact opposite of Jessica Simpson
(my size is womens large)
Posted by: Ally Radhs at June 18, 2008 4:18 PMOh yea, my size is adult small
Posted by: Crystal at June 18, 2008 4:18 PMSmart chicks go veg! ^ ^
Real girls know things.
lol
XS females.
I really like "real girls know that chickens don't swim".
Real girls love animals, they don't eat them.
Real dumb girls eat meat
Real girls know the difference between chicken & Tuna
Real girls know how to sing
size: Large
Real girls...
are the exact opposite of Jessica Simpson
Real bimbos eat meat
Real stupid girls eat meat
Real girls don't eat meat
shirt size: medium
Posted by: Gabby at June 18, 2008 4:25 PM*Real girls go vegan
*Reals girls know facts
*Real girls help animals
*Fake girls eat meat, Real girls eat tofu
*Real girls know the difference between tuna and chicken
*Real girls don't play stupid for tv entertainment
*Real girls help animals not promote people to eat them
real girls know what they eat
size large
Posted by: alex at June 18, 2008 4:29 PM"Real girls know that chickens don't swim"
ha ha ha love that one! Lets not forget about the massive amounts of leather bags she has. She makes girls look bad!
Posted by: liz at June 18, 2008 4:32 PMhttp://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/josh3ber/jessimpson.jpg
size large please
Posted by: Josh at June 18, 2008 4:32 PM"Real girls know that chickens don't swim"
ha ha ha love that one! Lets not forget about the massive amounts of leather bags she has. She makes girls look bad!
Posted by: liz at June 18, 2008 4:32 PMReal girls eat meat and get fat =)
Posted by: Steph T. at June 18, 2008 4:32 PMShe doesn't know the difference between a chicken and tuna? What a bimbo!
Here's mine:
Real girls fake their meat - not their bodies
Terrible compared to some of the others - you guys are so creative! XD
Size small. =]
"Real Girls Are Not Jessica Simpson"
"Real girls dont kill for fasion"
"real girls love 'em
not eat 'em"
how about..."IF WORTH IS JUDGED BY I.Q., REAL GIRLS SHOULD KILL & EAT JESSICA SIMPSON." lol! I love it!
girl's large, or adult medium.
Posted by: noelle at June 18, 2008 4:37 PMreal girls eat tofu
real girls know animals deserve a life.
real girls support their local trappers and hunters because they understand that it is neccesary for a healthy population so the animals don't die from lack of food and cannibalism
Posted by: brian at June 18, 2008 4:38 PMReal girls know the difference between chicken and tuna, and they wouldn't touch either one
Posted by: Patricia at June 18, 2008 4:39 PMyo why wont u keep an open mind about my comment
Posted by: brian at June 18, 2008 4:39 PMDo the one in the photo! "Real Stupid Girls Eat Meat", that would be the perfect one. I'm size medium
Posted by: Aneliese at June 18, 2008 4:41 PMwow i got one
" Real girls know that real meat is disgusting
-go veg"
REAL DUMB GIRLS EAT MEAT
Posted by: at June 18, 2008 4:41 PM"Real girls know buffalo's don't have wings."
Posted by: Tiff at June 18, 2008 4:41 PMReal girls dont hurt animals
Real girls care
Real girls dont eat meat
Real girls change peoples mind about eating meat!
Size:
Womens M
vegans do it better
real creatures, real pain, real animals
real assholes eat real meat
kiss our ass, we eat grass(haha)
real girls love animals
fake people eat meat
fatty meat= fatty bodies.
Real girls don't eat buffalo or swimming chickens.
Small.
Posted by: Gabby at June 18, 2008 4:49 PMReal Meat is real mystery.
Go Veg and know what's on your plate.
I wear The biggest size you have. always.
real girls are compassionate enough to...
leave meat off the plate!
adult medium. :-D
Posted by: Cassidy at June 18, 2008 4:52 PM"How Does It Feel To Be Tagged For Murder Mister Cow?"
"Real Girls Enjoy Soy. "
"Tofu- 3.99
Soy milk- 4.99
Saving an animals Life.
PRICELESS."
"Hello;
I'm Vegetarian."
Sz- Med.
Posted by: Grecia at June 18, 2008 4:53 PMOnly ignorant people eat meat.
Real girls go straight for the veggies!
Adult Medium. :D
Posted by: Cassidy at June 18, 2008 4:54 PMReal Girls Eat their veggies.
or
Real girls are Vegetarian.
or
Real girls Know that Chicken of the Sea is tuna.
Shirt size; Youth Large.
Posted by: Kim at June 18, 2008 4:57 PM"Real girls have compassion"
Then maybe
"Go veg!"
I'm medium in unisex
Large in girls
real vegans.. know why
real meateaters are dead
real hearts cant take it [[then put peta2.com]]
real people make real decisions....
Real girls have a brain!
Large.
:)
Posted by: Jessi at June 18, 2008 5:13 PMReal girls know the difference between Chicken and Tuna. And it's not for eating!
Posted by: Christina at June 18, 2008 5:16 PMreal girls show some ReSpEcT
peta..... like you didnt know
girls medium
Posted by: Angel at June 18, 2008 5:17 PMreal girls dont mis-treat animals,
nor do they eat animals =))
shirt size: womens- 2x plus size....
men- x-large...
I love the "Fake meat, Real boobs"! That's so good!
"Real Girls Eat Meat,
Enlightened Women Go Veg!"
size medium
Posted by: Olivia at June 18, 2008 5:24 PMI think there's some confusion as to what kind of meat she's referring to =P I'm sure it's not the kind you eat for nutrition...
Posted by: Daryl at June 18, 2008 5:24 PM"Real Girls Meet Meat"
Shirt size XL
Posted by: Jenna at June 18, 2008 5:28 PMReal Girls LOVE ALL Animals (and don't eat them).
Small
Posted by: Nichole at June 18, 2008 5:33 PMchicken's that can swim in the sea? I'd rather eat tofu.
women's medium.
Posted by: Ashley Baxter at June 18, 2008 5:35 PMStupid! Eating m
Amazing!
Posted by: Sarah at June 18, 2008 2:59 PM