Jessica Simpson T-Shirt Slogan Contest! June 18, 2008

Amazing!

What do you expect from a bimbo who lives under her daddy's thumb?

oh that is priceless

real girls join peta

Real Girls Fake It.

Dumb Girls Eat Meat
Real Girls Know Where It Comes From

Tshirt size:
Girls skinny, Large
Guys Small

Real girls.
Real soy.
Real happy.

thank god.

Real Girls Hate Meat

small

Real girls eat fake meat.

=]

Youth Large.

Real animals deserve a real life.

shirt size: medium in womens

Carrie Underwood: beautiful, vegan, knows difference between chicken and tuna.

Real girls eat tofu

How about...Real blonds don't eat chuna. That'd confuse Jessica even more. Chuna is my word for chicken and tuna.

Real Meat Comes From Real Sick Animals
Real Girls Fake it
Real Animals Feel Real Pain
Real Meat is Real Mean

Real Girls Have Hearts so Real Girls go Veg!

(girl) Medium

"Real girls aren't real dumb" HAHAHA, favorite. xDxDxD

Mine: Meat is So Two Years Ago.

Real Meat Comes From Real Sick Animals
Real Girls Fake it
Real Animals Feel Real Pain
Real Meat is Real Mean

Shirt size - Small

Oh, my shirt size is large.

Real Girls Eat Words

My Chicken is Dolphin Friendly

Fake Meat Real Boobs

Meat = Daisy Don't

(uk 14!)

real meat is for zombies i eat fake meat

real girls eat veggies

real girls arnt mindless blond meat eating zombies

"Is this stupid,
or is this meat?"

Real girls have real tits.

real girls know tuna doesn't cluck.

T-shirt size:
grils medium

Real girls like to beat on meat too, watch out boys.

Medium Guys

"Real Girls Eat Cruelity Free"
"Real Girls Go Vegan"
"Real Girls Eat Tofu"
"Real Girls Go Green"
"Real Girls Are Eco-friendly"
"Mean Girls Eat Meat"

Size Medium

real meat is for zombies i eat fake meat

real girls eat veggies

real girls arnt mindless blond meat eating zombies

shirt size=small

Real girls are meat-free.

hmm how about:
real girls know pigs are smarter than dogs.?
or real meat is real gross.?
or real girls keep it veggie.? (i like this one.)
or real girls keep it vegan.?
or real girls hate Tony Romo.? (funny.!)

size: (i think) small

Real Girls, Real Bodies
Fill them up with Real Food

Smart girls go veg

Real girls know the difference between chicken and tuna

only zombies eat flesh
real girls dont

Real girls eat their veggies

Shirt size=medium

Real Girls Care about real animals

womans med

Real girls save lives :]

size -->adult small.

If real girls eat meat... why don't they know the difference between chicken and tuna Jessica?

Youth Large ;)

Real girls know that chickens have wings not fins

Meat is so 15,000 BC

Real girls are vegetarian/vegan

shirt size: girl Xl

guys:small

REAL MEAT EATS JESSICA SIMPSON :D

Actually I think it's just a shirt, fashion without a true statement. Somebody should make her a shirt that says: Real singer do not sing playback

REAL GIRLS EAT THE REAL THING!!!!

people are always going to eat meat despite what peta does

you veggies are eating the rainforest!!!

Real Girls Eat Tofu.

small

Clever girls eat veggies

Clever girls eat tofu

youth large

"Real cowboys love Cows, NOT EAT THEM"
{GO VEG!}

Real Girls Eat Veggies

tshirt size:
girls large
or
guys medium

Real Girls Eat Soy

size youth large

"Real WOMEN show compassion."

Real meat is real murder

medium

Fake Girls Eat Meat.

Youth Large/Adult Small

real girls don't eat meat

real girls have a heart

real meat sucks

medium

Real Girls meet their meat before they eat!
Real Girls dont eat chicken of the sea! duuuh
sze small

Real girls have real boobs.

shirt size: girls large.

real girls
eat meat
...if you mean real by breast implants, fake hair, and a whole lotta makeup.

I Eat Meat Like a Real Idiot.

or
Real Idiots Eat Meat.

adult small

Real Girls know that only dumb girl eat meat

(US size 6)

Real Girls meet their meat before they eat!
Real Girls dont eat chicken of the sea! duuuh
sze small

Instead of making all these slogans just say "Jessica Simpsons A Bitch".

real girls dig peta

real girls are vegan

real girls have a brain

real girls love animals

real girls dont wear fur

women's size: small
guy's size: small

Real Girls Save Animals
shirt size= Adult M

Apparently eating meat can't save a marraige.
Lisa is the only Simpson I role with. Go veg!
Whether it's chicken or tuna, I'm never eating it.

Real girls eat soy.

---small.

"Girls Have Feelings
Real Girls Know Animals Do Too"

Size: Medium/Small

Real girls stand up for the animals not eat them
Real girls love animals and don't eat them

youth:L
adult:M

Don't be a fool
Meat's not cool

Real girls keep it fake.. fake meat, fake fur.

Female-Large-Adult

I love Lea from the UK's suggestion:
"Fake Meat Real Boobs"
PRICELESS!

My suggestion is:
"Real girls are real compassionate.
(Go veg!)"
and my size is small :)

cruel girls eat meat

smart girls go veg

Nice job everyone brilliant idea =O

um what about

"Real Girls Go Vegetarian....Fake Ones Like Jessica Simpson"

or "Definition of a real girl : one who loves animals and does not eat animals.

Definition of a fake girl : Jessica Simpson

And shirt size Youth medium (or so i think)

real girls eat meatloaf panini

OMG you need to let some things go! I can't believe you are making personal attacks on someone for wearing a shirt and making their own choices? wow

Some girls..are about as unreal as Homer.

real girls dont eat chicken of the sea[especially if they dont know if its chicken or tuna]

Real girls hate Jessica Simpson

Real girls love animals (alive).

Real girl arent dumb.

Real girls with real minds.

Real girls love soy.

Real girls dance with the bears.

Real girls fight the power.

Girls that eat meat get punched in the face by REAL girls.

(i like that one emily posted.)

small.

My favorite is Real girls eat fake meat

Real girls know better that to eat meat
Real girls love animals
Real girls dont wear shirts that say "real girls eat meat"

size:adult small

and of course these comments need to be approved because peta refuses to believe anything other then what THEY say.

Real girls go veg
Real girls don't kill
Real girls are against meat

Female-Medium :D

"real men like vegetarians"
Tshirt size= womans med.

"Real girls are compassionate.
Real girls eat greens.
Real girls love animals.
Real girls are smart.
Real girls are veg."

YAY!

Shirt Size: Men's XL :]

"Real girls.
Real Hearts.
Fake Meat."

babydoll/female Small

real girls keep it natural
real hair instead of clip ons
real natural fibers in clothing
real brains instead of publicists
real food instead of animals/friends

GO VEG!

adult size xl

real smart girls not only know the difference between chicken and tuna they dont eat either

real girls know what they never told us

i dont understand why this is such a big deal. who are we to judge other people based on their clothing choices? have ANY of you met jessica in real life? for all you know, she could be the nicest person you have ever met. just because someone eats meat, does that make them a bad person? you have to understand that you are sinking to a new low when you criticize people for their food choices. i myself am a vegetarian, and i believe that eating meat is wrong, but i also believe that you shouldnt come to conclusions about people just because their t-shirt has a slogan that you don't like on it.

"Real girls love animals."

"Real girls, really care."

Female Small

*Real girls go vegan
*Reals girls know facts
*Real girls help animals
*Fake girls eat meat, Real girls eat tofu
*Real girls know the difference between tuna and chicken
*Real girls don't play stupid for tv entertainment
*Real girls help animals not promote people to eat them

Spread the Peace, Don't Eat Meat!

I would love a size Small shirt with that cute little "woof" piggy on it!

Don't be a fool
Meat's not cool

size- medium

How aout:
"Real Men Don't Race Horses,
Real Women Don't Look Like Horses"
(then put her face next to it)

Real Girls Know Better
Real Girls Eat Tofu
Real Girls Choose Fake
Stupid Girls Eat Meat
Real Girls Care

Adult small

xD

"Real girls eat meat substitutes."
"Real girls ditch meat."

Shirt size: medium/small.

Real girls choose peta2
Real girls choose animals before meat
Real girls think meat is murder

shirt size: women's small

REAL GIRLS DON'T SUPPORT THE ANIMAL HOLOCAUST

Real Girls...are the exact opposite of Jessica Simpson

(my size is womens large)

Oh yea, my size is adult small

Smart chicks go veg! ^ ^
Real girls know things.

lol

XS females.

I really like "real girls know that chickens don't swim".

Real girls love animals, they don't eat them.

Real dumb girls eat meat

Real girls know the difference between chicken & Tuna

Real girls know how to sing

size: Large

Real girls...
are the exact opposite of Jessica Simpson

Real bimbos eat meat
Real stupid girls eat meat
Real girls don't eat meat

shirt size: medium

*Real girls go vegan
*Reals girls know facts
*Real girls help animals
*Fake girls eat meat, Real girls eat tofu
*Real girls know the difference between tuna and chicken
*Real girls don't play stupid for tv entertainment
*Real girls help animals not promote people to eat them

real girls know what they eat

size large

"Real girls know that chickens don't swim"

ha ha ha love that one! Lets not forget about the massive amounts of leather bags she has. She makes girls look bad!

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n109/josh3ber/jessimpson.jpg

size large please

"Real girls know that chickens don't swim"

ha ha ha love that one! Lets not forget about the massive amounts of leather bags she has. She makes girls look bad!

Real girls eat meat and get fat =)

She doesn't know the difference between a chicken and tuna? What a bimbo!
Here's mine:

Real girls fake their meat - not their bodies

Terrible compared to some of the others - you guys are so creative! XD

Size small. =]

"Real Girls Are Not Jessica Simpson"
"Real girls dont kill for fasion"
"real girls love 'em
not eat 'em"

how about..."IF WORTH IS JUDGED BY I.Q., REAL GIRLS SHOULD KILL & EAT JESSICA SIMPSON." lol! I love it!

girl's large, or adult medium.

real girls eat tofu
real girls know animals deserve a life.

real girls support their local trappers and hunters because they understand that it is neccesary for a healthy population so the animals don't die from lack of food and cannibalism

Real girls know the difference between chicken and tuna, and they wouldn't touch either one

yo why wont u keep an open mind about my comment

Do the one in the photo! "Real Stupid Girls Eat Meat", that would be the perfect one. I'm size medium

wow i got one
" Real girls know that real meat is disgusting
-go veg"

REAL DUMB GIRLS EAT MEAT

"Real girls know buffalo's don't have wings."

Real girls dont hurt animals
Real girls care
Real girls dont eat meat
Real girls change peoples mind about eating meat!
Size:
Womens M

vegans do it better
real creatures, real pain, real animals
real assholes eat real meat
kiss our ass, we eat grass(haha)
real girls love animals
fake people eat meat
fatty meat= fatty bodies.

Real girls don't eat buffalo or swimming chickens.

Small.

Real Meat is real mystery.
Go Veg and know what's on your plate.

I wear The biggest size you have. always.

real girls are compassionate enough to...
leave meat off the plate!

adult medium. :-D

"How Does It Feel To Be Tagged For Murder Mister Cow?"

"Real Girls Enjoy Soy. "

"Tofu- 3.99
Soy milk- 4.99

Saving an animals Life.
PRICELESS."

"Hello;
I'm Vegetarian."

Sz- Med.

Only ignorant people eat meat.
Real girls go straight for the veggies!

Adult Medium. :D

Real Girls Eat their veggies.
or
Real girls are Vegetarian.
or
Real girls Know that Chicken of the Sea is tuna.

Shirt size; Youth Large.

"Real girls have compassion"
Then maybe
"Go veg!"

I'm medium in unisex
Large in girls

real vegans.. know why
real meateaters are dead
real hearts cant take it [[then put peta2.com]]
real people make real decisions....

Real girls have a brain!
Large.

:)

Real girls know the difference between Chicken and Tuna. And it's not for eating!

real girls show some ReSpEcT
peta..... like you didnt know

girls medium

Real Women Love "Meat"

women's medium :)

real girls dont mis-treat animals,
nor do they eat animals =))

shirt size: womens- 2x plus size....
men- x-large...

I love the "Fake meat, Real boobs"! That's so good!

"Real Girls Eat Meat,
Enlightened Women Go Veg!"

size medium

I think there's some confusion as to what kind of meat she's referring to =P I'm sure it's not the kind you eat for nutrition...

"Real Girls Meet Meat"

Shirt size XL

Real Girls LOVE ALL Animals (and don't eat them).

Small

chicken's that can swim in the sea? I'd rather eat tofu.

women's medium.

Stupid! Eating meat makes your brains smaller
(oh wait that explains it)

womans medium

Real girls hate Jessica Simpson!

girls xsmall

real girls aren't blonde idiots like jessica simpson. haha. :)
size: girls large

Real girls go VEGETARIAN!

(girls)Medium

Real girls have real boobs... not just meat.

Real girls pet animals, not eat them.

Size: Adult Small

Real Girls Don't Eat Real Meat
Real Girls Know Eating Meat Is Wrong
Real Girls Eat Tofu Not Meat
Hamburger: $10
Steak: $15
Chicken Leg: $5
Thinking you're a good singer while you're not: Priceless

Size: M

Real BEAUTIFUL Girls Like Carrie Underwood DON'T Eat Meat!

Front: Real girls with real bodies . . .

Back: Don't eat real meat. Go Veg!

Size: womans small

Just Sick Of Simples. . .Jessica Simpson. . .size large

REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT

REAL WOMEN KNOW BETTER

Size: Men's x-large

Real girls keep it soy.

Real girls love their meat live and breathing

small

"Real girls have a heart."- Front
"Go vegan."- Back

"Real meat makes you sick and fat.
Real girls aren't sick and fat."

"Real meat is for haters.
Real lovers don't eat meat."

Women's medium I guess?

REAL MEAT REALLY DUMB!

SMALL

Real girls...
Know right from wrong
Can think for themselves...
and can change the world!

love PETA!
JULIE
http://www.myspace.com/frenchie19seventythree
MEDIUM! XXX

Real Girls Hate Meat

Real Girls Eat Fake Meat

Large

real girls are insanley awsome
BECAUSE THEY ARE SANE! ABOUT ANIMALS

Posted by: Faith at June 18, 2008 4:04 PM

i dont understand why this is such a big deal. who are we to judge other people based on their clothing choices? just because someone eats meat, does that make them a bad person? you have to understand that you are sinking to a new low when you criticize people for their food choices. i myself am a vegetarian, and i believe that eating meat is wrong, but i also believe that you shouldnt come to conclusions about people just because their t-shirt has a slogan that you don't like on it.

Posted by: Faith at June 18, 2008 4:04 PM

Hey Faith-Hello??! You are a walking contradiction! Jessica was criticizing non meat eaters with her shirt. Clothing choices?? Last time I checked, wearing a t-shirt that says "real girls eat meat" is an attack on anyone that doesn't eat meat and a little bit more than the simplicity of a "clothing choice". I wonder if the shirt had been racial if you would be making the same statements on her behalf??! So Jessica eats meat, that is her choice just like it is our choice not to. She took it over the line and insulted non meat eaters and that is not cool. Jessica became popular from literally being laughed at for what she portrays as her true self. That says more than any stupid t-shirt ever could. This conversation has already wasted too much of my time.

"Real Girls Eat Veat"

[you know, that delicious vegetarian meat substitute]

Men's Medium

Here's the one you should send Jessica "Real girls eat meat? No wonder you're divorced... You're not supposed to bite, ouch!" or "Pamela Anderson is hotter than you"... or send her both if you wanna be mean,
But here's my nice shirt slogans for her
"Real stupid Jessica"
"Real girls support PETA"
"Real girls eat their veggies"
"Real girls spread the word... (on back) GO VEG!"
"Real girls are sick of meat eaters... (on back) so are cows"
"Real girls can change... (on back) So can you GO VEG!"

Womens XL

Are you that dumb???
or is it just the meat...(front of shirt)

Go vegan!
peta.com(back of shirt)

shirt size: girly large(i think!)

Real meat, real murder-front
Go Vegan.- back

Womens small

(Front) Real Girls Think About The Reasons
(Back) Not To Eat Meat

(Front) Real Girls Speak
(Back) For Those Who Can't

(Front)Real Girls Don't Eat Meat
(Back) Because They Know Better

Size Medium

Real Girls Stay Veg.
or

Real Girls Support Compassion
maybe

Real Girls are Smart Girls
Smart Girls are Vegan Girls

i like the last one best.
[no clue, medium probably.]

Real Girlz go Veg Real Guyz like it like it

before i get slandered,i'm a vegan okay.
keep that in mind.

jessica simpson has every right to eat meat.it's not illegal,though it is morally wrong in my opinion.
It is her right to wear shirts like that.they don't have cursing on them or lewd pictures.It may very well offend lots of people,the fact that,particularly peta and peta2 involved,vegans and vegetarians are "allowed"to wear their propaganda on their shirts..I'm also sure Jessica Simpson has never harassed anyone i n the street because of their wardrobe choices or their dietary consumption.

it's unrealistic to expect the entire world to stop eating meat.it has been part of man kind's diet AND other animal's diets since the dawn of time.All that really is the issue in my opinion is cruelty in killing and the over population of certain animals,as well as the over population of humans,and greed.

I am a vegan,not because I think there is anything particularly wrong with eating dairy and meat products,but because I have an alergy that could kill me if i ate any animal products.

"t-shirt: $20
stupid slogan: $10
eating meat: the lives of animals
looking like an idiot: priceless"

size: small

real girls care about animals

meduim

Real Meat used to be a Real Life

size: Medium

"Real girls love Cowboys who love animals."

Size: Small.

I'm not going to lie, I used to be a fan of Jessica. But when I saw her wear this shirt, I lost respect (what was left of it anyways) for her.

Decent people show compassion.
I would wear a unisex medium or a girly large. Thanks!

Jessica Simpson;
Eating meat doesn't make you a "real girl"
Having a heart makes you real.
And, Real Girls with Real Hearts...
Don't Eat Meat!

Educated girls eat soy

Oblivious girls eat meat

Size L

My saying:
"If Jessica Simpson wants the world to know she eats meat, then the world will know how to gain some IQ points".

Size youth large, if possible. :]

Real Idiots eat Meat
or
Front:Real Girls get Educated
Back:Peta2.com

Size: Small

Front:Real Girls get Educated
Back:Peta2.com

Size: Small

Real girls hug animals.
Real meat makes you dumber.
Real girls don't eat tuna/chiken.
Real girls are better than girls who eat meat.
Real dumb blondes eat meat... sorry tuna that's chiken.
Real girls don't murder animals.
Real vegeterians are sexy.
Real girls hate Jessica Simpson.
Real girls eat TOFU!
Real girls hate KFC!

Girls XL

Whoops, my last comment didn't put my shirt size..

What Shirt SHOULD say:

Real Women
Eat Real Tofu

-------

Shirt Size: Men's Adult Medium

Real smart girls save the lives of more than 100 animals every year.

and that is better than all of Jessica's fame and money. how cool is that?

Size: Youth Large

Real Smart,Beautiful,Compassionate Human Beings don't eat animal products!!!

Womens Medium

Real Girls don't let their dad's run their lives

Should say "Real girls can say it with their mouth. They don't need a tshirt to do it"

Real Girls Respect Animals

I chose that because if she respects her own pets so much, she should respect every animal, Its only fair!

Medium.

Hey Jessica! When was the last time you ordered chicken Fins? Dang. she is stupid. if you gusy make a shirt just like the one she is wearing, only you have "stupid" stuck in there i would buy it.

Real girls have a heart. I'm a woman's size small.

"real girls respect life."

"real girls know where meat comes from"

"real girls know that killing is wrong"

"real WOMEN eat tofu"

"real girls love all animals!"

adult XL

I'm not so think as you dumb I am! (FRONT)
My boobs are real - my meat is NOT!!

Medium shirt size

"Real Girls may eat meat,
But Real Smart Girls go Veg."

Girls medium

Real Meat, real heart attack

Large womens

"meat sucks and so do my records"
"real meat is real murder"
"the meat i eat is as fake as my dumb sisters nose"
or how about "real girls show compassion" easy enough.

oh yah...guys size xl...

"is it chicken, or cruel(ty)?"
"is it tuna, or inhumane?"
"real girls actually care"
"your fake anyway"

youth medium.
girls large.

real girls go veg
real girls know the difference between chicken and tuna, and eat neither
real girls know that buffalo dont have wings
real girls have real boobs
real girls are smarter than jessica simpson

haha. i love the chickens dont swim one. also a fan of real girls eat fake meat :) fantastic!

- Real girls don't need meat

- Real girls... (That doesn't inculde you Jess)

- Real girls + Real greens = Real good.

- Real girls. Fake meats. Really cool.

- Real girls rock the tofurky.

- Real girls dig tofu.

- Real girls go veggie

- Real girls: are In
- Meat: is so Out

- Real girls are meat free.
- Real girls go meat free.

- Tofu is a four letter word. So is sexy.

- Real girls know better.

- Real girl...puh-lease.

(Shirt size: Women's Medium)

real girls can sing

Real girls go vegetarian...-Front
Back- ...and are hotter than Jessica when making the switch.

woman's XL

I just gotta say, I love Calyn's T-shirt idea "Real Girls Fake It." Of course, it would have to have a pic of tofu or some fake meat (that is obvious enough for people to get what it is.). Good one, Calyn!

"real girls know what real girls really do do."
ORRR...
"real girls know chickens can't cluck under water."

i think i like the first one. it'd would sure confuse poor jessica, wouldn't it? XD hahaha!

oh, and my shirt size is adult small. ^^

"Real girls don't eat chicken OR tuna"

womans med

real girls
love
real animals
who love
real life

How about something that focuses on our own choice. "Peace Vegans with ME!
my shirt size is XL

REAL ANIMALS EAT JESSICA SIMPSON!
REAL GIRLS EAT REAL FOOD.
REAL GIRLS HAVE REAL FEELINGS.

size: small

real girls rail meat, not eat it

I agree with Faith. I am a vegetarian also, but we all know that Jessica Simpson is a dope. Other people do eat meat, and not matter how cruel it is, or what we think of it, they won't change. I am the only one who doesn't eat meat in my family, so am I supposed to ridicule and poke fun at them too? I think not.

Jessica is not as stupid as she lets on. She knows that animals suffer miserable lives and deaths for the sake of meat, but posting about how stupid she is, makes us look stupid.

Criticizing people for things that you don't believe in, makes you no better than they are.

Real girls love their veggies!

(T-shirt size small please!)

I had this silly idea:
Real girls go green! With a picture of the She-Hulk underneath, lol!

Real Smart Girls Eat Fake Meat
Real Girls Don't Eat Dead Animals
Real Girls Save Chicks
Vegan/Vegetarian Girls Are Real Awesome
Real Girls Save Animals. Go Veg!
Real Girls Aren't Real Dumb

Women's Medium

Front: Are you vegetarian?
Back: Welcome to the REAL world.
(and there's a photo about what happens to animals in mc'donald's or something like that)

size: small

Real girls eat tofu
Real girls love their greens
Real girls hug animals

small please :)

Real girls don't need playback.

Is it chicken or is it tuna?
Neither, I'm vegetarian!

(t-shirt: womens small)

Real Girls Have A Soft Spot Fot Animals.

~Real Meat = Real Flesh = Real Pain~
...Real Girls Know the Difference...

Girly - Medium ........^_^!

~~Karyssia~~

Real girls are vegetarian

size medium

I dont love Jessica Simpson and I fully support the veg life style. However, I dont think its productive to post a comment saying Jessica Simpson should be killed and eaten. All that does is make you look like a heartless, cruel person. Which can not be a true statement based on your love of animals. Dont give PETA the bad name that so many meat-eaters associate with it. I think many of the sugesstions on this page were funny, and smart, but the personal attacks on her only make the situation worse.

dumb girls eat meat
smart girls join peta

real girls dont eat real animals

youth large

real girls dont eat real meat

real girls dont eat real animals

ladies size large, for my REAl big boobies

Real girls care
stupid posers eat meat

Women skinny medium

hug an animal
eat a tree

size= girls medium

Real Girls Don't Eat Their Animal Friends.

Women-small

real blondes eat beans

YL

Real girls...hate the taste of suffering!

Go Veg!

womens Med.

real girls know the diffeence between chicken and tuna...and they can spell those words
real girls are vegetarians

-wyliah
adult small

real girls don't eat meat

adult small
wyliah

Real girls know chicken is not from the sea!

Real girls know what "Chicken of the Sea" is made from.

Med.

real girls are humane

a real girls
a peta2 girl

cats rule.....1x

Get Real
Go Veg

(Ok so I'm not good at slogans xD Ladies small for me if I happen to win, kthxbye :))

"Peace Vegans with ME!"
shirt size XL
The only thing we are in control of are the choices that we make.

Jessica Simpson asking about the tuna:
"Simpson: Is this chicken what I have, or is it fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says Chicken. By the sea. Is that stupid?
[Long pause]
Simpson: What? Don’t make fun of me right now. I’m not in the mood.
Lachey: You act like you’ve never had tuna before.
Simpson: I’ve had tuna fish, like, sandwiches and stuff, like this.
Lachey: Baby, you and I have eaten tuna like this before.
Simpson: Why is it called "Chicken by the Sea"? Or "in the Sea"?
Lachey: "Chicken of the Sea" is the brand.
Simpson: Oh.
Lachey: You know, 'cause a lot of people eat tuna, it's like a lot of people eat chicken?
Simpson: Oh. I understand now. I read it wrong."

Real Meat is destroying the Earth
(I liked this next point! I changed it a little to fit my context.)
Real Meat=Product of Real Sick Animals
+ MORE THAN 1/3 of all raw materials
&fossil fuels used in the U.S.
+ Greenhouse Gases > all the cars&trucks in the world combined
+ Real Rainforests destroyed
= Waste Creating_Energy Consuming_Methane Producing_Real Deforestation + Real wildlife killed +
Why?
The numbers don't add up. Boycott the commercial meat industry, (if you don't get it, Jessica Simpson, just trust those of us that can figure out which animal you are eating.. out of a labeled can.)
Real Meat + Real People = Systematic Destruction = Not Real Smart

I wanted to put all this info up for people on here commenting about vegetarians kiling the rainforests and whatnot.

Real Meat requires a Real Big amount of Space (that gets over-packed with unsanitary animals) & Energy & often times drugs & so on
to force animals (a likely diseased species that creates bacteria and waste, loves their offspring, can bleed, get many diseases and infections) into
unhealthy, unnatural conditions,
to continually breed
& to get entirely exploited by the commercial meat industry

Won't fit on a shirt unless the text gets small!

But here's my size anyway
medium, though I'll wear which ever size. :)

Real Girls Don't Wear Such A Silly Shirt

Womens small

Size L

Prepare
Everyone
To ask themselves why they want to hurt
Animals ;-)

Thanks.

Real Girls Eat Real Food
(with a picture of veggies under it)

Real girls care about animals and eat vegan
my size is x-large

Real girls are women.

Real girls don't kill animals

Men's size .. L or XL :D

Real women teach real girls to fake it.

Real girls know how to beat the meat.

Wms L

Real girls know what do they eat.

Real Girls Love their Animals!

Real girls have compassion for animals.
adult size small

Real girls eat real meat, but real women know better.

Real LADIES don't eat meat.

Love Life!

Size XL

"you are what you eat--
real girls don't eat meat"

girly medium

xoxo

Will work for Brain

"Real girls eat soy products"

"Go green, don't be mean"

"Fight the power,real meat is sour"

"Veggie burgers are the way to go"

"One day animals will control the earth and they will go to the market and buy humans,so be nice to them NOW"(haha yeah thought of this in science)

"But its better if you DON't eat meat"

"There are more chickens in the world than people,so I'd be careful..."

shirt size womans medium

"check out these puppies"

well, it makes sense if jessica is wearing it...

Real Girls don't eat corpses.

Size: M

Chicken + Tuna = Bimbo

If Tuna is a real type of fish, then what is a "Chicken"?

P.E.T.A

Pray Every Tuna Abolishes(Chicken)

I didn't get these boobs by eating meat

Real Bitches Eat Meat

Real Meat is Real Cruel

Size Small

Real Girls Are Veg

Well, well... it seems she has been experimenting yet another way to reinforce the 'dumb blonde' stereotype. Congratulations, Jessica - you succeded!

Real girls choose salad.

real girls are vegetarian. I mean, simple and to the point. Thanks for the contest, I agree, Jessica is a total bimbo

Real girls eat meat
Consider the Source

real girls
oh i forgot it already

Real girls eat beets

Size L

Hey meat-eater, eat me.

Real smart girls are not named Jessica Simpson...
Size med-men

I have a few:

Real girls know buffaloes don't have wings!

Real girls fake it for the animals' sake!

Real girls still love Nick Lachey. (LOL)

Jessica Simpson: Big head, little brain.

That's all I came up with off the bat...I'll post more if I can think of anything good :)

T-shirt size small

"...carrie understood."

"simpson: the bothered white meat"

"don't dream it-beat it"

"these boobs are made for talkin"

"meat? I would rather eat mayer"

"employee of the munch"

"I [hart symbol] carrion"

"I belong to meat"

Real Girls Kiss Dogs

Love'em, Hold'em - DON'T eat them. The words of Real Girls

Go Veg and Go Green.

Size XL please

Real girls eat tempeh.

Real girls are comfortable in their skin, not an animal's.

Real girls are soy sexy.

Real girls go loca for Boca.

One of these days, these vegan boots are gonna walk all over you.

I wanna love animals forever (And this is all I'm asking of you)

Size: Small (Men's)

Like Duh,What is meat?

Real Girls Know Real animal torture

GIRL SIZE YOUTH SMALL

Real girls eat tofu.

Tshirt size:
Girls skinny, small

Real girls eat tofu.

Tshirt size:
Girls skinny, small

Don't Eat Chicken Of The Sea

"REAL GIRLS BEAT MEAT" (something Jess should be wearing)

"REAL GIRL: FEED ME"

"REAL GIRLS EAT ASS"

SIZE: M

Real girls don't like meat.

Slogan: Give pizza a chance.

T-shirt Size: Large

Real Girls love their animals Go VEggie

I don't want fur I want the shirt!

Real girls aren't plastic

Got Tony?

XL

Real Girls don't have to think when its time to eat!

real girls NEVER eat meat
mens x-large

Jessica says:

The meat is under my shirt!

size--->Men's L

Real women would rather go naked then eat meat.
Real women aren't plastic.
Real women care more about others than themselves.
PETA endorses real women for a real cause.
Medium

real "heartless" girls eat meat

youth large :)

Real girls have curves.
Please enter me, thank you

Real Girls Don't Wear Dumb Slogans
Real Girls Actually Utilize Coherent Thought

Size small, thanks for a great contest!

If eating meat can make a girl look like Jessica, whoppers for everyone!!!!!!!

"Real Pain,
Real Suffering,
Real Cruelty,
And...
Real Idiots.

Welcome to non-vegetarianism. OR Welcome to the meat industry."

Shirt size: Women's medium

"Real Pain,
Real Suffering,
Real Cruelty
And...
Real Idiots.

Welcome to non-vegetarianism. OR Welcome to the meat industry"\

Shirt size: Woman's medium.

Real Girls Eat Tofu

Real Girls Don't Need Fake Boobs
Fake Girls Wear Real Cruel Shirts
Real Girls Don't Eat Dead Animals...For Real!

Hmmm...

"Silly girl, I bet you believe pigs fly, too." [front]

"Go Veg" [back]

small.

Coming from this "Chicken of the Sea" Simpson...can you really take her seriosly?

How tacky!!

Real girls don't like meat.

"REAL (DESPERATE) GIRLS EAT MEAT"

Jessica Simpson shows no class with that statement.
adult small.

small ladies size

"These puppies are real, just ask my dad"
back - you wouldnt eat a dog, would you?
Size XL

"Real Girls don't build a career on stupidity!"

I'm an XL.

Blonde Vegetarians Are More Fun!
T-shirt size is medium

Real Girl Eating Meat...
Brainless!
Real Girl Not Eating Meat...
PRICELESS!!
T-shirt size is Medium

Real Girls Eat Meat
But
Real "Women" Know Better!
T-shirt size is medium

The only thing that i killed is my career

Real Women Have Souls.

Real girls know chickens aren't from the sea.

I'm a size small womens..thanks!

EVEN ANIMALS ARE SMARTER THAN ME..THATS WHAT HER SHIRT SHOULD SAY

Amazing!

real girls have real boobs.

I agree real girls don't eat meat that is cruel and makes you fat too.I wear size Large in case I win.Thanks Peta for all you do.You are #1 on my space friends.

How much of me is real? Everything but the meat.

tshirt size small

Blondes don't eat meat!

Size XL

Real girls have a brain and don´t eat meat

XL

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. ~George Bernard Shaw

OR

Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends. ~Author Unknown

OR

How can you eat anything with eyes? ~Will Kellogg

REAL ANIMALS DESERVE A REAL WOMAN

I am vapid!

Sad , I would think she would wear 'Real girls make their own choices". Oops, I forgot, Daddy does

who would take this chicken of the sea simpson to heart anyways?

Meat is sweet!

Medium

Real girls eat their veggies!

WIN WIN WIN!!!

Real Girls Know to Treat Animals with Respect.

Real girls don't support cruelty
Real girls know what you eat has nothing to do with it
Real girls don't eat animals
Real girls do their own research before making a stupid statement
Real girls respect all living creatures and don't refer to them as meat.

Real girls go fake

oops....t shirt size medium (girls)

real girls care and love animals, not eat them or use their ...by products plus size 3x yes even us big girls choose not to eat any kind of animal or its byproduct. i do a lot of volunteer work for peta, aspca and i would love to wear this shirt it will be big enough for everyone to see and read and maby come on over to our side, also its a nightmare finding affordable shirts that are for a cause that i believe in. please take me into conciderationfor this shirt i would weare it very proudthanks again size3-4xxx thank you,donna

You don't have to be a genius to know you shouldn't eat your friends.

t-shirt size: large

I AM NOT A NUGGET . . . OF THE SEA!

Girly XL

--Soli

real girls save real animals

t shirt size--girls: small

Well, well... it seems she has been experimenting yet another way to reinforce the 'dumb blonde' stereotype. Congratulations, Jessica - you succeded!

Real girls choose salad.

* FAKE STUPIED GIRLS ARE MURDERS

* REAL HAPPY GIRLS GO VEG.

* REAL WOMEN HATE MEAT

* IM SMART SO I WENT VEG.

* VEG'S ARE HAWT

* IF YOU WERE SMART YOU WOULD KNOW MEAT IS FROM REAL ANIMALS

* MEAT = MURDER

* VEG = SMART HERO

* I'M A SMART GIRL B/C I KNOW WERE MEAT IS FROM

* DON'T EAT ANYTHING THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WERE IT COMES FROM

* I'M VEG-FRIENDLY

* ANIMALS ARE SCARED BY ME

* ANIMALS LIKE ME B/C I DON'T EAT THERE FAMILY

* JESS ME UP CUZ IM NOT VEG.

female t-shirt size
XSmall -or- Small

Vegetarian is the new SEXY

size small

I do not believe this

Smart girls are vegan!

"Real girls say no to meat"
"Real girls think before eatting"
"Real girls know meat isn't green"
"Real girls know meat=death"
"Real girls know better"
"Real girls don't need a t-shirt to prove it"
"Real girls keep animals out of their menúes"
"Real girls respect animals"
"Real girls prefer tofu"
"Smart girls go veg"
"Smart girls eat veggies"
"Brainless girls eat meat"
"Dumb girls enjoy meat"

T-Shirt size: Girly Medium (Pink)

Real Girls Know The Difference Between Chicken And Tuna
And Still Dont Eat It

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