March Madness: We Have a Winner! April 17, 2008
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Well, April is the cruelest month, so this is a perfect time to officially recognize 2008's cruelest university vivisector. Through four grueling rounds against some of the most disgusting men and women in the world, Arthur Weber of Michigan State University has come home with the big prize. Despite a late challenge from the vivisectors of Duke University (led by longtime monkey abuser David Platt), Arthur's team won the final contest with a commanding score of 20 votes to 11.
When asked for comment by the MSU campus newspaper, Weber—who was voted champion largely due to a series of experiments in which he removes cats' eyes while they're still alive—made the following statement through a representative:
"The animals are completely anesthetized, receive painkillers, and once the animals come out of the anesthesia, 10 minutes later you can't tell the difference."
Awwww, so modest! But of course you can tell the difference, Arthur! THE CATS ARE MISSING THEIR EYES. And don't forget the part where you keep them alive for a week after the operation and then kill them—I bet they notice that too!
Anyway, without further delay, please join me in recognizing Arthur Weber of MSU as the people's choice for the cruelest vivisector in the world! You've earned this, Weber. Let's all raise a finger for Arthur, shall we? :)
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Arthur Weber, I can't wait for Karma to catch up with you.
Posted by: Little_Lotte at April 17, 2008 5:48 PMthat makes me sad to live in michigan. i never even liked msu.
Posted by: jackie at April 17, 2008 5:56 PMI cannot believe that people get funding for such barbaric experiments. What do they hope to find out from this? How having no eyes affects people? Well, i thought that would be clear, they wouldnt be able to see! What a waste of time, money and more devastatingly, LIFE.
Vivisectors need to take a step back, look at the torture they are creating and sufferng they are inflicting in these POINTLESS experiments and change their life for good by quitting their so called job.
Pure disgust is what i feel at the things that are aloud to go on in this world today.
Posted by: Nicola O'Brien at April 17, 2008 6:34 PMugh ..wut a pr!ck!
im so...disgusted and pissed..
*gives the finger*
Arthur Webber is full of shit. He is nasty and needs to realize that his experiments bring no joy to anyone but his nasty mind.
People like these people really piss me off.
Posted by: erika at April 21, 2008 10:42 AMhow could you hurt an animal like that?! thats out of this world crazy!!!! he should rot in hell
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WTF! No way!
Ugh, that's absolutely sick. People like that aren't effing natural T.T
How would he like it if that happened to him? Or someone he really cared about?
I bet he'd know the difference if he woke up blind and then was killed a week later.
T.T That kind of person...Ugh, that just makes me sick...
Posted by: Ra'na at April 17, 2008 4:24 PM