Free Stuff Friday: Anti-Fur Pins March 14, 2008

i'd rather die than wear something else's tortured skin

I'd rather eat cardboard, drink capsicum-tomato- eggplant juice with a smile on my face, listen to a lecture on the detailed anatomy of the grape by a man who seems to have last slept during the time of the mammoth while being subjected to Britney Spears' singing and watching tv commercials for 'fair and lovely' (without being allowed to puke) in a room flooded by melted ear wax with chemistry textbooks being the only source of reading material in the world than wear fur.

'I'd rather be clubbed than wear fur'

I'd rather be forced to listen to Miley Cyrus for 24 hours than wear fur.

I'd rather have another 8 years with Bush thatn wear fur.

I would rather watch the entire collection of Keanu Reaves movies than wear fur.

"I'd rather wear bin bags then wear fur"

I'd rather play leap frog with a unicorn than wear fur.

I'd rather lick the toilet seat clean than wear fur.

I'd rather get stuck in an elevator with President Bush than wear fur.

I would rather have Michael Jackson chase my little brother around the newly waxed kitchen floor while wearing socks, then wear fur.

I'd rather be swallowed alive feet first by a giant anaconda than wear fur.

"I'd rather wear Bush than wear fur." ;)

I would rather slide down a razor blade into a pool of lemon juice than wear fur.

i would rather walk backwards bare footed in the snow being chased by clowns just to turn around and walk on broken glass and climb on a trash can to get eye level with your window just to tell you id rather do it all over agian twice before i would ever wear fur!!!!

Id rather eat barf than wear fur.

i would rather be abducted by aliens than wear fur!

I would rather get water boarded than wear fur.

I'd rather starve to death than wear a dead animal. ANTI-FUR

I'd rather be the fur myself than wearing it!

I would rather get lost in the sahara desert, naked with no food or water, or anything else and all by myself than have to wear fur.

I'd rather get adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt than wear fur :]

I'd rather marry a rabbit than wear his fur.

i would rather, give up my own skin than wear fur. ANTI-FUR for 11 years! (since i was 5) :]

I'd rather swim naked in a pool of razor blades for 8 hours and then dry off with an animal friendly towel made from salt and lemons than wear fur!

i would rather go around pretending i have an imaginary friend for my whole life than wear fur

hugs and kisses

megan

I would rather be shot by cheney than wear fur.

id rather consume my own throw-up than wear fur.

I'd rather give birth to a live elephant than wear fur.
I'd rather drink 40 raw eggs than wear fur.
I'd rather eat nothing but cow feces for eternity than wear fur.

(I really want to win)

I'd rather paper cut my retina than wear fur

I'd rather listen to George Bush try to read then wear fur!

I'd rather do anything than wear fur.

I would rather chew on glass then wear fur. Better yet, I'd rather watch my two cousins, and THAT is saying something.

I'd rather kiss a dead dog with his guts sticking out of his belly than wear fur.

I would rather get shot then wear fur

I would rather be skinned alive (just like the animals on fur farms) than wear fur!

I'd rather get adopted my Britney Spears then wear fur!

I'd rather have a tooth pulled than wear fur. And that's exactly what I'll be doing a week from next Thursday. Damn wisdom teeth!

if the goverment were to make it where everyone had to where fur all the time i would run away from the cops, army, any one who were to come after me hide and then set the place/ my clothes on fire kill myself and then my body would burn away so they couldnt even put fur on my dead body before i would ever even think about touching/wearing fur

I'd rather go back to high school than wear fur (and I hated high school)!

"i would rather be eaten alive! then wear fur!"

I'd rather cut off all of my own hair than wear fur.

I'd rather spend quality time with Colonel Sanders than wear fur.

I'd rather be a quantam physics major than wear fur.

I'd rather be clubbed than wear fur.

How ya like those?

I'd rather be left on a desserted island and driven to insanity than wear fur.

I'd rather:

--eat a piece of poop
--slash myself with a whip
--kill a person, go to jail, get the death sentance, and be hung/electrical chair.
--be in solitary confinement
--get a tatoo
--die!!!

I'd rather eat my foot than wear fur.

I'd rather take a number "2" out my number "1" than wear fur.

I would rather see Aretha Franklin naked than wear fur.

Id rather die than wear fur

Id rather do double french everyday for the rest of my life than wear fur

Id rather get stuck in an elevator with Gordon Ramsay than wear fur

Id rather get forced to listen to Rihanna without being aloud to puke than wear fur

Id do anything than wear fur

id rather be the fur than wear it

I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than wear fur!

I'd rather drink my own piss than wear fur-it's just as disgusting!

I'd rather adopt a snarky attitude and get sperminated by a skinny Michael Cera then wear fur.

I'd rather marry Bush than wear fur.

id rather give up everything i no, love, or loved than to wear the warmth and protection of an innocent animal who was at the wrong place at the wrong time (than wear fur).

id rather give up everything i no, love, or loved than to wear the warmth and protection of an innocent animal who was at the wrong place at the wrong time (than wear fur).

I'd rather play dodgeball in PhysEd with bodybuilders than wear fur. (And I thought the upperclassmen threw the balls hard!!)

i'd rather be caught dead at a party with paris hilton, britney spears, and the olsen twins, drunk singing with Hannah Montana wearing a bikini made of leafs than ever buy or wear fur //_^

i'd rather BE Bush than wear fur.

id rather be dead than have an animal go through hell just for me to wear fur.

Id rather get shot in the face 100 times, run through New York City naked, and commit suicide than wear fur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i rather swim with a whale shark with shrimp tied on my tummy than wear fur!

i rather take 100 math test then wear fur

i rather spend a whole week alone and no tv/internet/music/ipod or anything than wear fur

"I'd rather shovel vomit all day than wear fur."

Id rather live on an island alone to fend 4 myself then wear some ugly fur or leather made from a beautiful animal!! Thats right no food, shelther or *sob* I-pod!!

i'd rather shave my legs :) then wear fur

I'd rather have Britney Spears for a mom that wear fur!

"i would rather get myself killed with a chainsaw than wear fur!"

If we were meant to wear fur, G-d would have given us some...

I'd rather watch Catwoman 20 times in a row than wear fur.

Okay, this is going to be a bit disturbing but hey is the truth..

"I rather be skinned than wear fur!"
"I rather have my a%&@ electrocuted than wear fur!"
"I rather have to live in a filthy cage than wear fur!"
"I rather be wrapped to a twin celebrity troll than wear fur!"
"I rather be stomped on than wear fur!"
"I rather be fed byproducts than wear fur!"

So, yep.
Wearing fur is this disturbing

id rather walk around naked for the rest of my life then wear fur!

id rather eat my stereo than wear fur !!

id rather lick a porcupine than wear fur !!

id rather swallow a 20 foot long knife than wear fur !!

I'd rather BE that stupid fur coat than wear fur!

id rather spend the rest of my life trying to find the pot 'o gold at the end of the st patricks day rianbow the wear fur...(i am already trying to find that gold)

Ide rather get eaten by a dragon than wear fur

i'd rather stab myself with a spork than wear fur

i would rather jump out of a plane without a parachute then wear fur!!!!

"I'd rather eat sesame seeds - which i have anaphylaxis to - then wear fur."

I'd rather give Michael Moore a sponge bath than wear fur!

I would rather eat christmas lights like popcorn than wear fur.

i'd rather attend a New Kids On the Block reunion tour than wear fur

I'd rather wear myself than wear fur.

I'd rather wear a coat of razor blades when it's raining salt than wear fur.

I'd rather live with my parents forever than wear fur.

I'd rather have no friends for life than wear fur.

I'd rather clean the wounds of an abused, flea bitten, rabid stray animal than wear fur.

I would rather clean my room then wear fur!
I am a 14 year old, do the math, i hate cleaning. I am not sure what color my carpet is. :]

I would rather clean my room then wear fur!
I am a 14 year old, do the math, i hate cleaning. I am not sure what color my carpet is. :]

I'd rather:
Wear my own skin inside out than wear fur
Listen to all the oldies my parents replay than wear fur
Swallow a quarter than wear fur
Risk it all in a fight so I DON'T have to wear fur
Go naked down my busy street with a sign showing fur horrors and yelling "FUR IS DEAD" than wear fur

I'd rather participate is the presidential fitness test than wear fur.
I'd rather make out with Hugh Hefner than wear fur.
I'd rather vote for Huckabee than wear fur.
I'd rather pee and poop in my pants, vomit all over myself, and have a period stain than wear fur.
I'd rather listen to Lil' John or the Ying Yang Twins than wear fur.
I'd rather have Oli Sykes pee on me than wear fur.
I'd rather watch BET than wear fur.
I'd rather be covered in mosquito bites head to toe than wear fur.

I'd rather let baby seals slowly eat me piece by piece until I die than wear fur.

I'd rather be beaten with a huge golf club, taken in the middle of the desert in the middle of the night, be left there with no water or food for seven days by myself, then when im about to die i would see a huge fountain of water three miles away, walk all the way there, and find out it was a mirage. then i would trip and fall and break my ankel. and then i would fall asleep, and five hours later i would be woken up by the sound of six rattle snakes and try to run for my life. but instead i laid limp for six more hours hoping and praying for the snakes to go away. then after they were gone i would fall asleep again and when i wake up ill be smothered by the sun and hot sand. and then after several hours and wound later i would finally be put to death by a poisonous scorpion. but before i died i would have to see a real plane coming to my rescue. but then i died when a strong guy came to pick me up and bring me home. i'd rather do that then wear fur, because itsjust as bad as what the canadians do to the seals, and just as bad as what the evil hunters do to the sea otters. and what stupid people do to bunnies, like bunny bashing. and its just as bad as when my stepdad will come home with a poor dead deer. and hell have it stuffed and put it in the garage along with the other one. and ill have to watch and think of what had to happen to that poor deer while my family is eating it like a whole bunch of savages!! yep, all those people are pathetic, and i pretty much... HATE them...

I'd rather fall in a pit of razors listening to bloody screams and having a piano dropped on me from 100 stories then wear.......fur.

I would rather gorge out my eyes with rusty forks than wear fur

I'd rather get a root canal without anesthetic than wear fur

I'd rather fall down a well than wear fur.

id rather be riduculed for being so extreme
with peta and knoing the harsh truth , than
conform with the naive and wear fur =)

I would rather scour my boobs off with a rusty spork and than wear fur.

I'd rather wear something shiny and throw myself between Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton than wear fur.

I would rather watch soap operas for the rest of my life than wear fur.

id rather swim in mud than wear fur.

I'd rather be turned into the most hated animal in the world get skinned for my fur and flesh, suffer a painful, miserable life and death then come back again from the dead to live my whole life as an animal dying the same way and living a life of abuse, not to mention torture then have to wear fur or leather cause they both come from animals.

I'd rather staple my nipples to my face than wear fur.

My nipples are hurting just thinking about it....

I'd rather wear nothing in my hometown of freezing-cold-minnesota than wear fur!

I would rather marry Ted Turner than wear fur =]

i would rateher give up pinapple, and my books, walk on broken glass then die than wear fur.

I would rather listin to George Bush reading at a football game full of clowns and murders all with guns and other sharp objects just to be stoned to death with gumballs and nerds after then wear fur.

I'd rather battle a million flesh eating zombies than wear fur!

I would rather cut my arms and legs off, eat paper everyday, drink muddy water, and live outside in a bush than wear fur.

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I would rather go to school in my underwear than wear fur.

I'd rather leave my kids with Britney than wear fur!

I'd rather be bitten by a snake than wear fur

I would rather sing "Billie Jean" on national TV than wear fur!

I would rather run naked around Vatican than wear fur!

I would rather make out with Donald Trump than wear fur!

I would rather wear a human who wears fur than wear fur!

id rather sit in biology class with my insane teacher for three straight days than wear fur. id rather kiss george bush than wear fur. id rather get repeatedly mugged by a smelly hobo in new york city, then be tossed into a garbage truck where i would stay for hours on end, only to be brought to a place where i was forced to lick a public toilet seat THAN WEAR FUR. (:

i would rather SEE evil, SPEAK evil and HEAR evil than wear fur.

I rather eat my owm guts than wear fur!

Id rather be mauled to death by a bull at a rodeo while getting pinched in the tummy by a crab then wear fur

i would rather be shot a lot of times then ware fur gross

I'd rather go to a fur farm and be treated just like the animals then go to a factory farm and treated like them than wear fur.

I'd rather die than wear fur. ALLDAY ANYDAY

I'd rather wear 50 lbs. of heavy equipment and be forced to search for weapons of mass destruction in the hot desert for the rest of my life than wear fur o_O

i'd rarther hop around a field naked like the bunny rabbits should rarther than wearing there fur.
:)

I'd rather wear a paper bag than wear fur

I would rather be hunted for my skin than wear fur!
NO fur is the best fur!!!!!!!!!!

I'd rather have all my tattoos removed in a row than wear fur!

I would rather be treated like the animals on the fur farms than wear fur!

I'd rather listen to the crazy frog song for the rest of my life than wear fur.

I would rather
1. get my tongue cut open, then having sate and lemon juice squirted on the cut.
2.burn to death.
3.hold your hand in an open flame for 5 seconds
4.have your fingernails ripped off one at a time
5. have needles pushed slowly into your eyes
6.be completely skinned alive
7.be tied down and stung by bees until you died

sorry for the gore but the truth hurts :l

I would rather be blind for the rest of my life than wear fur.
I would rather have no teeth than wear fur.
AND!
I would rather chew off my own arm than wear fur.