Britney Spears' Birthday Massacre December 6, 2007
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All Britney's best pals were there, Paris, cousin Alli Sims, and that Sam guy who's in all the pix of her lately. And of course Britney, clad in her usual street-walkeresque attire, and Alli arrived to walk the red carpet in style, trimmed in dead animals. Nothing says party like fur, y'all.
And what celebrity party wouldn't be complete without super pricey presents?! Don't worry, Britney's "friends" didn't let her down, they loaded her up with lots of gifts including diamonds, leather, and fur—allegedly $30,000 worth of pelts. Nothing says, "Yay, we're glad you're around to celebrate another year of your life," quite like the skin and fur of dead animals.
Instead of giving her garments made from tortured animals her "friends" should have given her things she could really use, like parenting manuals, a driver, a new stylist, a few full length mirrors, and the number of a good life counselor/shrink. That girl needs help, not death wrapped in a brightly colored package.
xox
Patricia
P.S. Got some suggestions for things that would have made better gifts for poor, misguided Britney? Let me know by posting them below, then pledge to be fur-free because with friends like Britney's around, animals need all the help they can get.
Comments
She needs to buy some pants. :/
Posted by: Malicia Murder at December 6, 2007 8:06 PMThat's gross... 8( why not pleather coats? They're warmer and don't smell horrid after wearing them for thirty seconds. -_-;;
Posted by: Mitzi at December 6, 2007 9:14 PMShe looks like a prostitute!
Posted by: Kat at December 7, 2007 3:00 PMI just dont get it....I mean it doesnt even LOOK good, its just tacky, not to mention pure evil :(
Posted by: MsftRkr at December 8, 2007 12:33 PMsometimes i think they just buy it because of the price tag, it must be fashion if its expensive psshhh
Posted by: yo at December 9, 2007 6:11 PMYUCK!!! I hate her, she doesn't deserve CRAP!!!! The only thing this spoiled, dirty, no-good, trash needs is to quit the music industry! I hate her, she's by far the most annoying pop crappy singer ever, she sucks poo!!! My god I hate all alternative pop stars! They're annoying!!!! I only like the classics.
Posted by: robin at December 12, 2007 7:52 AMumm she isnt a spokesperson for the humane society. haha
Posted by: katie at December 14, 2007 3:29 AM(shakes head disapointedly).
Posted by: owen at February 11, 2008 8:51 AMnot only is she practically naked, but she uses fur to cover up?
Britney how would you like to be skinned alive?
95% of America already can't stand your guts.
We've seen your private parts, watched your children's future become demolished in a few short months, and now you've become just as worthless as the Olsen Twins.
Please get a clue, or possibly go buy one with all your riches you spend on dead animals' remains.
Hmm...this vegitarianism stuff is interesting. i had no idea all this awful stuff was happening, i didn't think people even wore fur anymore. Isn't that kindof stupid? Seriously? Dead animal skins? Not okay.
Posted by: katie at March 4, 2008 12:35 AMYUCK!
Ugh how can someone even WANT to wear an animal?!
Hello? Faux fur? Pleather?
Posted by: Alicia at March 5, 2008 2:53 PMim tired of seeing brittney on the front cover of magizins the only attion she desevers should be from the devil
Posted by: loren at March 7, 2008 4:09 PMBrittany Spears is disgusting! If she's trying to get a good image, she needs to stop being a walking pet cemetary! She's horrid.
Posted by: Leigh Foster at March 17, 2008 5:50 PMI love Britney, im sorry you haters are dishing out on her. (dont get me wrong, i HATE fur, i think its disgusting and cruel) But shes under alot of stress and i guess shes not making very good desicions right now. She needs better friends. as much as u guys might bash me im still gonna say it: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY, AND HOPEFULLY MANY MORE TO COME!
Posted by: Loreli at March 27, 2008 12:25 AMEwwww, why would anyone wear fur? It's not like you will freeze to death without it! Raccoons are skinned alive to male coats, some are still alive without their fur, and die a slow agonizing death, I was once in a thrift shop and they had a row of fur coats, after I realized they weren't fake I cried for them, to Brittney I say: what makes your life any more important than theirs?
Posted by: Becca at April 12, 2008 2:41 PMHow could people have such a cold heart! They feel pain just like we do! I'm sick of all this animal abuse! IT NEEDS TO STOP!
Posted by: gab at May 6, 2008 6:13 PMthis is nasty its like if someone peeled ur skin off and someone wears it.?? some people just done get it though...
Posted by: travieza at May 20, 2008 11:47 AMhow can she wear that s*it and not feel like a nasty prostitute?
she needs to see a shrink desperately.
Posted by: erika at May 29, 2008 8:19 AMI wasnt even aware that so many members of young hollywood still wore fur. Fur jackets and such are barbaric, were not cavemen..well Brittney might be.
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she is a spokesperson of the humane society - i think she is deeply into drugs?!
Posted by: animalfriend at December 6, 2007 2:41 PM