Phone Fun With Your Local KFC August 7, 2006
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If you're sitting around on, like, a Thursday night with fuck all to do, here's an idea that is lots of fun for a number of reasons: So AT&T and a number of other companies out there provide a relay call service, primarily for the hearing impaired, whereby you can make phone calls through your computer without actually having to do any talking. You heard me. Without talking. You just put in the number you want to call, and an operator will read out what you type to the person on the other end. Think of the possibilities!
One particularly fun use of this service is to call up your local KFC and try to find out "What that protest outside [their] restaurant with the giant chicken was all about?!" You can also incorporate jokes like, "Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To protest KFC!" or just waste their time with questions about Colonel Sanders and then tell them, "Actually I was just calling to ask you to stop torturing animals" right before they hang up. Whatever, you get the point. If you've never called KFC because you're nervous, well now you've got no excuse. The best part is that the operator has to sit there and read everything you say, so they're finding out about KFC's abuse of animals as well! Here's how it's done:
Step 1) Look up the phone number of KFC restaurants in your area using the KFC store locator.
Step 2) Use this AT&T relay service, AIM Relay, or any other relay service to place your call.
If you do everything right, your computer screen should look something like this:
LOLZ@KFC.
-Noah
Comments
OMFGZ!! Those suck ass Kcf workers in the blue are so full of bullshit!!! And the ones who were rude to Cammy E. deserve a great big" FUCK YOU!!!" So ya, I hope they all have a rude awakening in their future and to die horribly alone with no one to be there for them!!! If I was a powerful, heroic person who has a right to punish anyone I'd go up to the evil monsterous kfc managers and threaten them that if they don't go immediately out of business, I will have them be put in prison permanently!!! Ya, that's what I'd do. I shall be known as the vegetarian hero!!
Posted by: The Vegetairan Bitch at August 11, 2006 10:44 AMThey keep hanging up on me. Damn employees.
Haha.
So rude.
Posted by: VeggieMorgan at August 11, 2006 4:31 PMGosh. They sure aren't nice.
This is hilarious though. "I think you have the wrong number."
xD
But geez, there's SO many KFC's in Florida! It sucks!
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LOL I was having a LOT of fun w/ this yesterday using IP Relay. I called up like 15, they are so rude gooshh but I gave the employees the kentucky fried Cruelty website as well :)
Posted by: Cammy E. at August 8, 2006 12:43 PM