Ben, known in some circles as "the King of Rock and Roll", is once again hitting the road to bring his KFC protesting skills to some far away places. At each of the stops on his tour, he'll need help from you kids. So if you're anywhere near one of these cities, come help him hand out leaflets and yell fun chants at KFC like the oldie but goodie, "KFC, what do you say, how many chickens tortured today?" and the new classic, "KFC makes you fat, that is why you look like that!" Be sure to ask him to rap for you, too. You'll enjoy yourself thoroughly.
Click on a city for more details about how you can help Ben save some chickens:
12/27 – Dallas, TX and Shreveport, LA
12/28 – Houston, TX
12/29 – Brownsville, TX and McAllen, TX
12/30 – Laredo, TX and Corpus Christi, TX
12/31 – Austin, TX
Last night, Pulin, a handful of other folks from peta2 (… did you know we have like 8 million staffers now? Not really, but our corner of the office is pretty darn big now), and an intern or two (come intern!) were at the Fall Out Boy show here in Norfolk, and between the lot of them they managed to gather nearly 1,000 new sign-ups for the peta2 e-news. Also at the show were the two winners of our FOB meet & greet contest, seen below.

Two facts you might not know about Fall Out Boy:
1) These guys have played in/are ex-members of a plethora of legendary hardcore acts such as Vegan Reich, Creation is Crucifixion, Race Traitor, and Kill the Slave Master. Tough, right?
2) They have an exclusive deal with a company that produces purple hoodie pockets.
I'm going to destroy some General Tso's vegan chicken. Thank goodness for Chinese delivery.
-Noah